+ 4 OLD BASTARDS REGISTRY
We took a collection of names of guys a while back who are now wearing Depends, but it's been a while. So now that we have our own nursing facility, we want to update everything. Please feel free to tell us who you are and your age (if you aren't too embarrassed). That way we can find each other as our minds begin to completely melt down.
Also, please tell us why you're here on eroids... are you looking to add muscle?.. feel better?.. have sex? (we don't provide call girls, so please leave),..OR, maybe you're just a cop who's over 40, looking for that one bust that's going to put a cap on your miserable career and life. Whatever your reason for being here, we're glad to have you---even the the proud members of law enforcement who probably need gear more than any of us.
Welcome to the OLD BASTARD'S CLUB...and remember...GETTIN' OLD AINT FOR SISSYS.
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Pats thanks for the reply, that link doesn't work.
But i think the bottom line is its completely possible w/xyz UGL test e 250, I may have to do a C every 5 days.
Also I need to have labs done.
I had labs done at quest but they wouldn't give me the results.
Man I was piiiiisssed!
Can we PM?
Sure, No problem. If you don't know how to do a friend request let me know and I'll walk you through it. And quest has a feature called Gazelle where you download an app to your phone and it emails you when your results are done and you can view them and email them right from your phone. I had mine a couple days before the Dr called me.
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yea didn't work for me either, just copy paste it to a new window, that works.
Sent request.
Age 44 soon to be 45 on the 19th.
I have always put gear on the back burner because my ex wanted children! Well I left that money grubbing whore and found me the perfect wife (WI) women rock! Told her the deal and have been going strong for two yrs. A close friend who's been competing for 25 yrs and a fucking monster 6' 290 lbs called me out. Been a gym rat since 92 and wanted to see how big and ripped I could get. My goal is to compete so wish me luck! Joined eroids because my bro recommended one of the suppliers and I found there is a wealth of info to be had here! Plus make some good friends if possible
Happy Birthday, Mitch! So your new wife is from Wisconsin, or plays video games? LOL ;-P
She is from a suburb of Milwaukee, and hates video games as do I! WE prefer to sex games vs ones on TV. ;)
Welcome to all you guys below!
Have no fear my freinds age is just a number the only thing that reminds me of my age is the extra hair that grows out of my nose and ears LOL
Enjoy all that eroids has to offer but "be aware" YOU WILL get addicted and wonder what the hell you did without it,and buy some ear defenders so you cant hear the wife/gf whinging while you are glued to the keyboard ALL NIGHT lol...have fun
39yrs young here, 40 here shortly. Been working out since early teens, been working out the correct way since I was early 20's. Read about AAS for nearly a year before taking the plunge and using. Did AAS cycles for nearly 4 1/2 years, started when I was 30yrs old. Life got too busy with family/job/etc and haven't been in a gym in over 5yrs. Went back several weeks ago and started lifting slow, BB routine, eating right and losing BF. Getting ready for first come back cycle, #9 for me. Plan to hit it all hard for the next few years, stay in shape.
No Depends here . . . YET ! I'm 40 and have lifted off and on since I was in my teens but have never used AAS. Decided to get in shape. I was 285lbs. in Feb 2011 and lost 52 pounds by June. I was eating really low cal and lifting along with too much cardio. I realized I was loosing muscle along with the fat. Once I decided to try to keep the muscle I have really had a tough time loosing the fat. A buddy suggested that I get my T level checked and to my surprise it was low. I wanted to get an education before allowing the doctor to "help" me. GLAD I did !!! This site has given me a ton of info. I have pretty much decided it is time for my first cycle. I appreciate all those before me that have shared their stories / experiences. I look forward to posting my results here in the future !
I have been on this forum for over 6 months and its a blast. Tons of great info and lots of interesting stories. I am 45, been in the gym since I was 14 but took about 10 years off to start a family. Ive been back in the game about 3 years, lost 45 pounds in 2 years and have bulked up pretty good. Only one cycle so far, and that was back in october for 10 weeks. Tren worked great and I did some low dose 300mg a week of Eth with some EQ at 400 week and got some decent gains. Just found out through a blood test because I am starting another cycle in a month or so that my Test level was in the shitter, 107! So looks like TRT time. Meeting with the doc this week, will see how it goes. I dont really feel that bad and I train hard....so who knows till I meet with the physician. Cruise then Blast coming! Thanks for all of the helpful advice so far, much more to come and I would love to contribute back soon when my routine is dialed.
50 yo dinosaur here. I've been training (powerlifting/bodybuilding) since I was 18 and although I have got a few battle scars I'm otherwise fit and healthy. I thought a lifetime of hard exercise and clean eating would see me through to old age but I didn't figure on Mr Testosterone screwing up my journey.
I haven't been tempted to try steroids before. I had no reason to. Over the years my libido has dropped, but that can be a bit of a blessing. What isn't so easy to deal with now is the mood swings, depression, and irrational behaviour that seems to have set in. These and other symptoms point towards the andropause. To cut a long story short, I'm considering DIY TRT and am looking for advice, specifically from guys who have been on it a while, DIY or otherwise
Thanks
Not a professor, nor a doc... But if You ONLY look for TRT, and not really want, or need steroid-cycling, then, at your age, i can only recommend a low, controlled dose of test ! Find a good source, (look at the SOURCES board), and then start slow, and see what gives the best feel.( We talk TRT her ). I've tried a 1 ml shot every 3 weeks...which was at the low end...( But hey, that is actually a crazy statement, 'cause it's way sufficient, when talking TRT ). Then i read some articles about how testosterone, is the only steroid drug, that the body can actually handle and recognize,( injections that is ), and that it's quite hard to "overdose" on it, since excess test, will be "discarded" by the body in a natural way ! Meaning: Of course, if You shoot 600-1000 mg pr. week, You overload the system, and only fools do that for more than a cycle, but a 1 ml 250 mg shot pr week is, as far as i could find out, the max, for a tolerable TRT. Anything over that is too much. Some bodybuilders, even go as low as 100 mg pr. week in off-season...Check it out yourself. Plenty of well-documented SCIENTIFIC info on the subject...or; just try it out yourself; give it some time and stay within an acceptable range...we're all different, and we all have our own "sweet-spot" ! Good luck !
Thanks. Yes. TRT is "all" I'm looking for at the moment, but never say never. I have a lot to learn and will try to keep my noob questions to a minimum! Your advice appreciated.
Cool stuff m8 !!!
At some points, it made me laugh, 'cause i recognize what You talk about ! Great stuff ! Thanks !!!
Another falling down the hill geezer here. Just turned 57! The big thing that pisses me off about aging is that i thought we were supposed to get smarter. I keep making the same damn stupid mistakes I was making in my 20s...only slower!
I have been very active all of my adult life. Run 30-45 miles a week, hit the gym 5-6 days a week. I started reading up on hormones about a year ago and went to the doctor to get mine checked. All of the symptoms of diminishing test were there; grumpy as hell, depressed, lack of sex drive, muscle tone diminishing. He said my test was fine but recommended I try DHEA. That made an immediate difference in moods and energy. It also got me thinking that if my test was fine now, what was it like when I was in my 20s. My buddy, who is the same age, got some test e and we both started it - low dose 1cc/week.
Let me tell you something, it has changed my life! I can not believe how much happier I am, how much more energy I have, and best of all I wake up every morning with a boner like I used to! My gym work has been great. I went from 1 plate on the press to two, so far. I have doubled my arm curl weights.
My weight has jumped 30 lbs in 5 months (but I still have the same waist size, which brings me to why I am on eroids. I have to learn more about what I am doing. I don't want to screw up my body, but I also want to see what a 57 year old man is capable of! I haven't been taking an estrogen blocker, but i am pretty sure i need to. My guess is some of this weight is water retention, my skin always has a slightly sun-burned look and you could hang your keys on my tender nipples. It was recommended I try aromasin to counter the estrogen. I also want to start on ball builders, but don't know a source.
I am not looking bulk, and with the amount of cardio I do, I probably won't. I am looking to be the hottest 57 year old at the gym! I would welcome friends and advice from you other over-the-hills!
tread-mWelcome Sammy. If you will PM me I can help with the aromasin and many other things to benefit your situation a great deal I'm sure. You are on the right track for sure and thinking for yourself which is great since you are your biggest fan, not your doc. Estrogen blocker is not the right term when talking about your needs. Estrogen reduction is what we are looking for in the aromasin as well as some other nice benefits there. Block if taki ng from the estrogen enzyme rather than receptor is correct. Very happy to hear your success, good for you. Btw, "your test is fine" is a real nice way of saying you're supposed to feel like shit t your age. They use this "for your age" term and it bugs the hell out of me so I'm on team sammydog, holla back !
thanks for the support and help tread-m! I haven't been this excited about me and my body in a long time. I will definitely connect with you for some more sage advice.
You are so right about the docs. I get so tired of hearing them say that i should remember I am 57 after all. What the hell does that mean? I still have a very large portion of my life left. I am not planning on selling the farm, I am going to work the farm!!
tread-mAlright got you approved there. Someone close to me but much older went and got all the tests I told him to get recently and his test was at the bottom of the barrel so the doc gives him this website to go to and find out how to naturally help test level and health. What the hell is that all about, look doc if you don't know just say so but don't send me to school to do your job! Anyway he insists on a script and thats fine we'll find him one eventually but I just don't understand doc thinking or lack there of I guess in this case.
Tread-M, I do not know what is up with doctors these days. Maybe it's the F!@#ed up healthcare system. Ya, they seemed to be getting lazy or they just don't know what they are doing. My .02
Hey Oldie One Kanobies. I guess I am a spring chicken here, just turned 37. Unfortunately I was in a coma at the end of 2010 and thus I feel as though I have aged dramatically as a result. I am an amateur Mauy Thai kick boxer and MMA enthusiast as well as love to hit the weights pretty hard.
Strength training and BB are actually counterproductive to the fight game, but I love them both, so I allow myself to do them both, as long as the body continues to hold up.
Since my training partner turned me on o eroiods.com, I have been experimenting with cycles on and off for the past year or so.
Being an absolute gear rookie, I probably stretch a cycle out a few weeks beyond the finish line. But I do enjoy the fruits of increased test levels and the strength it helps to provide. As I type this I am about 217 lbs with 185 being ideal fighting weight for me. body fat between 11 and 14%.
Anyway, we've found great sources for just about everything here. We stick to the higher rated sources and the ones with good reviews. AND FORGIVE AND FORGET THE ERROR THAT MAY COME WHEN SELLING ITEMS THAT ARE"QUESTIONABLE" BY BY LEGAL STANDARDS HERE IN THE U.S.
THANKS- PRIEST
what's up?
i trained Muay Thai for a lot of years... are you still competing? it is pretty hard on the body, man... Do you have low t, too?
I'm 45, with 46 just around the corner...Yeah; that corner right there ahead of me...damn!.....Also had a longer period of feeling washed out, until i started using test on a regular basis. (Doc said i was just fine, event-hough test was a little low; Well Doc; Why be "just fine", when i can feel f****in' Great ?) Have had a dry-spell the last year though. Fell down from a cliff, while hiking in south France, (maybe because i was piss drunk...losing your woman will do that to ya...weird no ?), landed on my shoulder !!! Thank You, Thank You..no need to applaud. But now, i'm ready to get serious again. Stayed on test, as i do all year, and it really gives a boost, both mentally and physically. So to other old bastards who read this, feeling kind'a half-way into the grave: Don't quit...Also; south of Europe, there're lots a young girls, and we talk in their 20's, willing to "get to know" an old rhinoceros, if he's kind'a cool, easy going and charming and like; has a couple a piercings, cool grey sideburns, and a stone-hard body...(Well, that's one of the things needing to be stone-hard ;)Oh...and don't forget to cover up the thinned out hair-top with a pirat-bandana...I learned that, after one of dem chicks actually started c o u n t i n g the amount of hair i had left
Chin up, guys !!
(( A friend of mine read this, and told me to edit it a bit, 'cause it could be misunderstood...So; Am i a hunk ? Good lookin' ? NO...BUT; in summer time, in south of Europe, there's something for everyone...get it ?...Small, big, thin or fat...Ugly or pretty...Just get in there...stay cooooool...and those chicks who are SO god damn tired of over excited, young test-macho muddaF*****s, will come to You ! Call it a "papa-syndrome" or what-ever...besides; my last woman was w a y younger than me, and i didn't look for Her...She came to me, and like i told ya; i'm not a hunk !!! What i'm saying is; life is, by far, not over at 50 !!! Just hang in there guys...Lots'a adventures for ya ! Just believe in them, and grab'em !!! Cheers ! ))
hey 7gothic spackle88do here.55yrs old been lifting off and on for years.harder now than ever but i still love it.im on eroids because i have purchased some oils,and im ready to start injections but i cant get up the nerve.wa wa wa.been loading my brain with as much info as i can.waching videos of injections and learning how to be sterile.but trying to get that first pin in me is making me crazy.
Turning 42 and been supplementing low T since my early 30s. After many many years of reading and testing different compounds out with different cycles/protocols/pct I've come to the conclusion that Test is Best and thats all I mess with these days. I usually do a low(er) dose of TE all year round and then drop in 600-900 per week a few times a year to get ready for beach weather.
In the beginning I actually cooked my own TP from cattle pellets (young and stupid I suppose). Then moved on to Chinese powders but customs put an end to that - and have been using sites like eroid for my domestic sources every since.
Actually just discovered eroids a few weeks ago and wished I had known about it years ago - what an amazing place for real source comparisons and discussions !!
It really is day and night when I'm off and when I'm ON. My energy is up - my attitude and personalty are more magnetic - I actually want to me around people vs just drinking beer watching TV (LOL). Sex is something I look for instead of it just randomly happening and my wife really really appreciates that.
Got laid off last summer and stopped all therapy and working out. gained 35 pounds of pure fat - lost 20 pounds of muscle and look like a beached whale - feeling terrible about myself - so now Im working with T3/clen cycle to try to lean out quickly but two bottles of bunk T3 so far and down only 2 pounds so far - sucks. Hoepfully the new T3 I bought today through the source listing on this board will pay off !
41, In the past I felt like I was 80, just doing every day things was hard, being fatigue, tired, and sex (what the hell is that). Got back in to working out at 33. As the older I got the fatigue, being tired got worst, and so on. Started to get a shitty attitude towards life. Went to few doctors for some help and listen to thier bullshit. The tests would say low T. The doctors would say your find. On day come across EROIDS. To make this short. Talk with a GURU. Now I have been cruising. My life is changing before me. Getting stronger, I can recover from doing every day things and from working out, sex HELL YA and the best for last having a sense of well being towards life.
Better living through hormones!! Congrats Maxx, lifes more fun when it matters.
Yes it dose.
Late 40's here. I started TRT therapy with my Dr about 6 years ago. I had some hormonal disorders and extremely low T - 110! I was quite heavy, and with the T I was able to start to live again. I had gained a lot of weight over they years, and was actually starting to use a cane to get around. It turns out that my combined hormonal disorder destroyed my musculature, and I had very very few muscles despite the fact that I was big.. 6 months on T and I lost 35 pounds and gained about 10 pounds of muscle and was able to go to the gym. Unfortunately my Dr, didn't know about HCG etc. and my already small boys shrunk a lot. It wasn't till a couple of years later that I found out there were treatments for that.
TRT really dramatically changed my life. Since then I have gone on the HCG diet a couple of times and I have lost almost 100 lbs.
Since I had such problems with muscle, I decided to get a good trainer and start some gear to get me at least to the place that a normal male should be. I have been doing cycles for about a year, and since my pre-TRT condition I have gained about 40 pounds of muscle. Probably 20 of that is muscle I should have had all along.
I did my gear through my trainer, who is an expert in all things gear and supp related. Now I have lost my trainer, and I am looking for good and cheaper (cheaper than gym price) gear and more knowledge.
I am still not lean, and I probably will not get completely lean, and I dont' think I would look that good too skinny anyways. My biggest issue though is getting to 15% BF which is my goal. And add some more lean muscle to it.
I am cutting on Winnie and Clen now, looking for a good source for Albuterol too if someone knows it.
Hello BigK! What a great story! You seem to be in charge of your life again. Good luck with it all. I am probably about 10 years older than you, and i can confirm that there are a lot of good years left. Hope you find a new trainer. I actually started back to college this winter and the school has trainers for $15/hour! They are about 40 years younger than me, but the do keep the motivation coming.
I'm 46 and plan to BB untill my heart pops..
Not in the Depends (yet) but 44 and looking to get into better shape than I was at 22 (hey, old farts can dream can't we??
Your in the rite place brother! Don't dream do it. I'm 50 and in the best shape of my life. Your stats ain't bad, I was almost your weight 247lbs 12 months ago and I'm only 6'2". typing this in between sets.
LMFAO dont get sweat on that fancy keyboard my brother, hahahahah
Just a picture in my mind pat squatting with a keyboard strapped around his neck (lol)
I love you man NO HOMO
"Just a picture in my mind pat squatting with a keyboard strapped around his neck"
Now thats just scary!! O_o
Nah no squats, last night was Ab's, Bi's and Tri's. I was thinking about gettng a tread mill though and putting a little table on it (for My laptop) so I could check out Eroids while doing Cardio! I'm addicted to this site.
BTW when I do squats I'm not thinking about anything but getting through he sets. Squats take everything I've got.
Feeling my age right now brother,we have had sub zero temps here all week,i am burning that many kcal,s just trying to stay warm i dont need any cardio work at moment,if this cold hangs around much longer i am gonna be ripped to the bone lol
Our winter has been real mild this year. Maybe global warming is a good thing? LOL
LMAO maybe for us fragile weak old boys hahahah
The hardest part is working on loosing the bit of drivers gut I have left... working with a friend on a controlled calorie diet, high proteins, low fats, low sugars (even got to where I prefer Splenda to sugar in the coffee), lots of greens and leans... I don't think even Popeye eats as much spinach as I do now! Seriously though, I only have about 10 more lbs to lose/transfer to lose the gut. When we had our 20th reunion in '05 I finally went and bought the first dress coat I had bought in years, finally ended up going to a specialty shop to get it, as Sears, JC, etc didnt have any that fit my chest. Measured out at 52 inches on the chest and had to have the shirt and coat tapered to the waist. Of course 20+ years of throwing tarps and chains will do that to ya. Even when I screwed my back up several years ago and got up around 290 I still was only in a 42" waist with a bit of a gut. Now I am down to 38"s and they are getting loose enough I am getting ready to dig out some 36"s.
Sounds like your already on your way. You don't mention exercise, building some lean mass will help you to burn more calories all day. Cardio as simple as walking will raise your metabolism and help to burn that fat also. Gotta keep the heart and lungs working. You also don't mention Hormones, and this is a steroids site. Are you on TRT now?
Actually back hitting the gym full time now... minimum of 4x a week. 30-45min cardio each time and then another 45 machines and weights, split between upper body (mon and thurs) lower body (weds and sat or sun. If I get a 5th trip in then I usually just do cardio and maybe some core focus exercises. Last time I had a basic work-up/physical the numbers were good overall. BP right at 115/75. No TRT (yet) but working up a cycle to help things along in the gym. Once that and pct is done I will most likely have a T test done to see where things are at and then go from there if TRT is needed.
Congratulations brother, glad to see a hard working man doin what he wants. I don't know how much you know or what you are looking to do. Check the forums, this one is on cycles, check the pins at the top: http://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles
Careful though brother this kinda thing is addictive ;-P The main focus is to be "better", more healthy, lots to think about.
I am here because I started t replacement, and am now insurance-less.
i was shot badly at 25, had a very low level back then. I was in the hospital for a month, and the dr's were thinking my testes might not ever recover. it took about a year before my levels re-stabilized after all the surgeries the learning how to walk again and etc.. Now i am 38, and last year, i got hit on my motorcylce by a drunk driver. It was pretty painful, with the fusion in my lower back from the bullet and all sorts of pain, i ended up having a t level at 300, the highest test then was 311. i am pretty active, i rock climb, swim, run... i used to race motorcycles (pre wreck), i have 2 kids and etc. i was on t replacement therapy, ... ~1100mg of sustanon every month.
now i have to re-figure what to do, no insurance. i have not seen my dr in a month, and am starting to go back to the shitty feeling.
so, i have been looking around for sust, since that is what i was assuming i should use. this is all pretty new to me. anyone have any reference material i should get? reputable sites? i don't really know shit.
Start of by looking through the source review http://www.eroids.com/reviews stick with sources with good feedback and feedback from members with a decent amount of karma points. Do some research. Come back with your goals, stats and previous experience. The guys on here like to help out but they appreciate it if you do some homework first. Welcome to the board.
i have been shopping... the thing i am having trouble understanding is, how hard is it to get real organon sust?
also, they were just about to start me on hgh because i was really just starting to get all balanced out, should i continue that?
i found a source in the UK, and it has a pretty good rep, but a lot of people are implying that a lot of their stuff is underpowered. i also looked at the other uk source and it has the organon sust, but a lot of people seem to think all sust is fake...
i would really like to just get back on the sust and start the hgh and then figure out how i need to do it... the dr was seemingly just going to run me all the time at about the same dose, or so i thought...
AnonI d say to be more accurate most people feel/think most sust is not dosed properly.. as for under dosed.. there are some brands/labs that are questionable .. and some that have very good reps.. If I was you(imho) I'd look to use test e or test c to replace the sust.. as for the hgh it is a pesonal choice, there are a lot of questions out there right now regarding hgh.. imho, I would wait out the storm on this one. ...
You will get more benefits from blasting and cruising as the body tends to adjust and adapt to anything that we do for extended periods of time.
question:
i do understand the reason for blasting and cruising, but not the methedology. is there some sort of plan to follow? i would be interested in a plan so i could plan out my orders so i would not have to do it often, and not have to risk getting flagged
also, i am considering ordering from the GG people in the hotspots, and i also want to follow proper protocol, but really, where do you find anything you can trust on any of the reviews? should i order from the sources in england?
You could try these although they are not taking anymore orders for a few days yet http://www.edrugdelivery.com/. I have heard some good reports on them but you should check them out through the supplier intro and the source reviews. I haven't tried them myself although I am looking to try their products next time around. I have been using Ehealthpills Sustanon and TestP. I had my hormone levels tested seperately on each product. My levels were pretty much where I would expect them to be for the mg's I was pinning. Hope that helps. Sorry I should add the 1st supplier I mention reputedly sells organon while the 2nd one sells centrino.
From, what at best be called a grey market supplier, (Black Market would be closer).
Best case senerio: 50/50,................and that is BEST case.
43 yr old,6'3, 300lbs,(this hurts)28%BF. .I've been working out again for about a year now after a long layoff with injuries.My work and lifestyle is very demanding. I need to get back to where I can compete again with the younger kids. Most of my questions will be in this thread, but I'll be around everywhere. I got my blood lab results back and was very disapointed in myself and the results.My test levels are at 165ng.I went to the Dr. yesterday and he gave me a shot of test and a scrip for Axiron.
Why am I here? Yes, to all the above, muscle, feel better, sex and overall health.I'm tired of sites where you get some teen punk trying to tell you your fat and need to excercise. Just tired of trolls period. I'ev been reading alot of theses post and I appreciate the knowledge shared on here. It looks like I've found the right place.
My goal? If my joints can handle it, I would like to get back to powerlifting competitions. Mainly just overall health. Tired of feeling and looking bad. I want to be the ripped granpa not the couch pointing granpa.
I will post up my stats later in a new thread. What stats from my blood test should I post? Anyway, I look forward to this journey with all of you,and future discussions.