I am Taking Goth's advice for some extra gear $ w/ a twist. I cant get big enough....

I was standing on the side of the road holding my sign like usual and I got picked up by the police?... So I am bringing my service to eroids. I offer all varieties of pain inducing treatments. You are only limited to your imaginination and your pocketbook. I set price for services needed. I have had several clients already that are very pleased! I offer references, and you will receive pics of a job well done. Last time I had to wait outside an apartment for almost an hour before this midget that works for the rodeo came home (he didnt pay his cocaine bill on time) I leaned over as he was walking up bottom stair and sliced his achilles w/ a straight razor. I had pics and was gone b4 he hit the ground or knew what happened. I charged 200iu hgh a 40ml of test prop plus roundfair plain ticket and $50 per diem. That midgy wont ever walk right for less than a g-spot, oh wait he never did in the first place.

So here is the game! You think up the torture inducing treatment and why you want it done, I tell you how much it will cost. Anything homo, outside resources needed!