There are many reasons why I am a dumbass, but for this literary endeavor I will stick w/ juice usage. I am a bigger dumbass than anyone because I didnt't stop the cycle. I did no research. I got my gear from a guy who worked at a nursing home and he was even smaller than me. Finally I went to the local farm supply and bought 10g 10ml pins.

Alright bros this is actually true. I swear on my grape sized testicles! I was 23 at the time (35 now) and knew absolutely nothing about gear. I was working out at the gym down from my house that sells more coffee and smoothies than they do gym memberships. I start talking to this guy for maybe 2 days and he tells me "you ever think about steroids?" I was interested immediately always wanting to try a new drug. He told me he could get me a 10ml vial for only $180. I thought wow steroids are expensive it must be good shit! I paid $180 for a 10ml vial of depo-testadiol. For those unfamiliar w/ this compound it is estrogen cypionate and test cypionate combined used for menopause. He told me do 1/2ml 1st 2weeks 1ml 8weeks 1/2ml last 2weeks a 12 week cycle. He said, dude you will get huge! I was sold.

Next I have to get some needles from somewhere right? I Take a cab to the closest farm supply store. It cost me $40 to get there and back! I couldn't find the syringes so I had to ask someone. I was working as a security guard at the time and wearing my uniform, a polyester suit, to the farm supply place. The only thing I could think to tell the guy was I am breeding dogs for extra cash and I just had 3 litters at the same time. I need to innoculate them w/ there 1st injections. The guy working tells me you can use the same syringe for all the dogs. I buy 6 syringes that are 10g needles and hold 10ml. I figure if it's ok for dogs to get shot up w/ the same needle, I can use it 2x at least! That's 2 draws and 2 injections same pin mind you. I feel pretty good about my decision now and go home to get juiced and huge!

Now I have been injecting the stuff for about 3 weeks and both of my nipples were getting sore as a m'fer and developing lumps. I thought this must mean the shit is working bros! I felt no increased pumps, no increase in anything except I felt real emotional about even commercials on tv. I dismissed all this at the time though. I was gonna get huge! I got to about week 7 using my needles just as I explained before, and got an infection cause I didn't even use alcohol on vial or on injection site. I went to see the dr. about my ass cheek that looked like santa's suit w/ it's belly in it! I told the doc exactly what I'd been doing and this 50+yr old guy was looking at me like what the hell is wrong w/ you. He explained to me what I had been doing to myself gave me a script for penicillan and letro that I didn't even get for another 3 days cause I am a dumbass!

Alright bros, long story short, I am the biggest dumbass in the steroid game. I paid way, way to much for ESTROGEN, believed this 5'2 110lb fuck, and used probably the worst needle choice I can now think of multiple times. My tits did go back to normal, and my infection went away. I tell you guys now because this is an extreme learning opportunity for you. First always do your own research, on both compounds and what the price should be for them. Second if you experience sides, pay attention, and take immediate action. Lastly never disregard the information a doctor tells you. They are there to help and know you can sue there ass off if they give you wrong info. I feel even more dumb now than I did at 23. Telling my story now hopefully at least one person can learn from it, and winning would be pretty f'n badass. Which is much more favorable than my dumbass experience!