posted Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:03
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What's my name!?
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So hubby and i were on a long drive today laughing at how we go to the gym and talk to all these people all the time but dont know them by name so along the way we have given them our own names. At our gym we have:
Captain smiley
Kicker kirt
Ugly duckling
Bimbo and fag boy
Captain save a ho
Morbid alien womam
Figlio
Horse apples
Dumb couple
Weird mustache guy
Mimi and her boy
Lil Bitch boy
Three amigos
Curious...anyone else give people at the gym their own names that they dont know about?? I don't even want to know what they call us.
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CleyonI used to workout with two guys from work (noth of whom have gone back to their slacker ways) We used to call each other derogitory names, Sunshine, Sugarpuff, and snowflake. It got to a point that each of us adopted one of the monikers.
We have:
I don't care enough to name them... Its like naming your lobster before you boil it! LOL!
I do know that the staff refers to me as "That guy" though
Ohhh we forgot "Mr Zubaz" ( for all u young pups they were VERY fashionable pants back in the early 90's)
AND Fred Sanford
We have:
The Dragoooon (she's the Manager)
Bum boys (2 batty boys who train together)
Page 7 Fella (thinks he's really goodlooking (not!)
Mr I Love Myself (forever looking in the mirror)
Titty Man (his man boobs hang out of his vest whenever he bends over)
CleyonYOu promised not to tell them my nickname... I'm sad now.
LionKinglol, cool
AnonWe have
Ab boy - who is always checking his abs that are not there by the way....
Coach- who is in there with 3 of his friends showing them what to do
Mr. 1/4 rep- self explanatory
Guido- who happens to be my best friend
And Mr. Fuckmyself. This dude is always looking in the mirror eye fucking himself
We must go to the same gym!! We also have Mr 1/4 rep! I swear one of these days im going to approach him and say......."ummm dude if you really utilized the full range of motion, i bet you couldnt even move that!"
cutler or mr. o. Biggest most ripped dude ive ever seen in my life. The guy is like 6'4 300-350 this guy could eat jay cutler
Anondamn it im glad I dont wprk out at yalls gym lord I wonder what ud call me
people would probably call be d-bag or something negative. lol I had some friends think that before they knew me
Anond bag lol wow were did u get that
Just a buddy that I was one when he would see me in the gym. But that before we were friends or knew each other. Then some hardcore christian girl called me that.
Anondamn lol!
I got a good laugh out of it. She threw me straight into a stereotype I guess. In her words "you look like all you like to do is workout, party, and get with multiple girls" bahahaha
Anonlol!
Anonlmao
Mr. & Mrs. America?
gym slut
j-lo
mike the situation (the wannabe version)
the nympho
the stalker
LionKingwow lol
shit form guy
18 abombs
Cardio queen
predator...dreads
Milky
Teen geek girl...dont ask
Lmao!