HotPinkGirl's picture
HotPinkGirl
  • 86
  • PRO
2030

What's my name!?

ad

So hubby and i were on a long drive today laughing at how we go to the gym and talk to all these people all the time but dont know them by name so along the way we have given them our own names.  At our gym we have:

Captain smiley
Kicker kirt
Ugly duckling
Bimbo and fag boy
Captain save a ho
Morbid alien womam
Figlio
Horse apples
Dumb couple
Weird mustache guy
Mimi and her boy
Lil Bitch boy
Three amigos

Curious...anyone else give people at the gym their own names that they dont know about?? I don't even want to know what they call us.

ezmacc's picture

We have:

  1. Mr. Pelvic Thrust - (It looks like he is pelvic thrusting when he is doing ez bar curls)
  2. The amigos - (Group of mexican kids who lift together)
  3. Amazon - (A transvestite looking female that is 6ft 2 and jacked)
  4. Big Mike aka Big Country - ( 18 year old who is 6ft 7 and 345lbs mother fing beast )
HllwdBdBoy's picture

I don't care enough to name them... Its like naming your lobster before you boil it! LOL!
I do know that the staff refers to me as "That guy" though Biggrin

HotPinkGirl's picture

Ohhh we forgot "Mr Zubaz" ( for all u young pups they were VERY fashionable pants back in the early 90's)

AND Fred Sanford

iheartyou's picture

We have:
The Dragoooon (she's the Manager)
Bum boys (2 batty boys who train together)
Page 7 Fella (thinks he's really goodlooking (not!)
Mr I Love Myself (forever looking in the mirror)
Titty Man (his man boobs hang out of his vest whenever he bends over)

HotPinkGirl's picture

We must go to the same gym!! We also have Mr 1/4 rep! I swear one of these days im going to approach him and say......."ummm dude if you really utilized the full range of motion, i bet you couldnt even move that!"

ac89's picture

cutler or mr. o. Biggest most ripped dude ive ever seen in my life. The guy is like 6'4 300-350 this guy could eat jay cutler

ac89's picture

people would probably call be d-bag or something negative. lol I had some friends think that before they knew me

ac89's picture

Just a buddy that I was one when he would see me in the gym. But that before we were friends or knew each other. Then some hardcore christian girl called me that.

ac89's picture

I got a good laugh out of it. She threw me straight into a stereotype I guess. In her words "you look like all you like to do is workout, party, and get with multiple girls" bahahaha

RickRock1086's picture

Mr. & Mrs. America?

ac89's picture

gym slut

Thor's picture

j-lo
mike the situation (the wannabe version)
the nympho
the stalker

ac89's picture

shit form guy
18 abombs

thepullmanator's picture

Cardio queen
predator...dreads
Milky
Teen geek girl...dont ask

Liquid Steel's picture

Lmao!