Halloween and New-Years are my favorite holidays , I go all out for both of them bro.
Me and the Ms's dress up on Halloween and act a damn fool, and New Years is a fresh start a chance to hit reset and get it all lined up for the year to come, and a night to act a damn fool again lol.
Got off work went to the gym, came home fucked my girlfriend while she was wearing her Gwen Stacy spider girl costume, went to a bar had some drinks with my girlfriend , came home fucked her again while she was wearing the same costume, woke up this morning lol she was still wearing it and yep.
Congratulations..yeah, I saw that on CNN this morning..said "Greg from eroids defeats ISIS" then it just cut to a scene of a cute puppy up for adoption...PUDDLES...the puppy's name...was puddles...he was cute...stole your thunder from the whole defeating ISIS thing..I'm sure a few people appreciated it, though.
I worked. Second shift at a retirement home. They had a party. Family and friends. Some staff dressed up. Omg the one girl. It's funny girls wanna act all innocent all year. I'm not a slut. I'm a good girl than Halloween hits and the tits come out and short skirts go in with long boots. I'm not complaining it's just funny. It's ok to be slut it's Halloween. So this girl had the boots long blonde hair short skirt probably bout 23. Smokin.
I've been on a decent run lately..and the babysitters looking real nice...
NO, she's not a minor...let me get that out of the way right now lol 4 year age Gap..so I'm not a creep... totally..
I'm 43. Nothing wrong with a younger lady. I wouldn't go probably below 21. I would feel weird with this 23 year old only because our common interests would be so different. But I would break her off that's for sure and I look like I'm 30 people never know my age. Horny old man. Lol. I got a 28 year old sending my booty shots and stuff. She's sexy too but lives to far away. We were friends for a few years.
We did family vampire costumes and took our 7 year old daughter trick or treating with her step sister and 2 friends. It turned into a kid/parent horde with a local mob from the area joining in and demanding candy from every house in the neighborhood.
They got a pretty good haul, like 2 of the big bags of candy from the store each..
It snowed for some reason I took the dog wife and kids out, for about a block and a half walk and then I umm did nothing but sit down and wait for work
Forehead messaged me..he's worried that because In his email associated with this account..it starts with "Splah@...." But he's afraid because his name changed to "Forehead" on here..if he logs out he may not be able to to log back in because his name is no longer "splah" on here..and no longer matches the email.......he don't know how things work sometimes......I told him he's completely fucked if he logs out.. everybody knows your eroids name has to match your email...ex:[email protected]'s the only thing that makes sense..you change my name on here.. emails no good...
I did nothing but I wish I could have celebrated like addicted.to.pain.
Halloween and New-Years are my favorite holidays , I go all out for both of them bro.
Me and the Ms's dress up on Halloween and act a damn fool, and New Years is a fresh start a chance to hit reset and get it all lined up for the year to come, and a night to act a damn fool again lol.
I had to go to a Anger management class
Killed my neighbours with a chainsaw
jayisk"Killed my neighbours with a chainsaw"
after a statement as such "Allegedly" needs to be added..,same as when we add no homo..lol
Who knows
jayiskwell you did say chainsaw. So no corpse no case.. :}
Many dogs around my home, happy for the fresh meat and bones...
jayiskLmao! Still waiting for DCHI3 to show up..,haha
Shoulders.
TronWent trick or treating..what the fuck else are you supposed to do on Halloween?
Cocaine
TronAnd THEN go trick or treating.
Shoot. You’ll hit more houses after that. Ha
Got off work went to the gym, came home fucked my girlfriend while she was wearing her Gwen Stacy spider girl costume, went to a bar had some drinks with my girlfriend , came home fucked her again while she was wearing the same costume, woke up this morning lol she was still wearing it and yep.
Now thats the life. She must have been looking good to you all day. Every time you saw her you must have been like "im about to beat it up again".
Damn! I need that stamina and drive. Ha
combination of some quality Test and sexy Halloween costumes gets me every time
I saved the internet and defeated ISIS
TronCongratulations..yeah, I saw that on CNN this morning..said "Greg from eroids defeats ISIS" then it just cut to a scene of a cute puppy up for adoption...PUDDLES...the puppy's name...was puddles...he was cute...stole your thunder from the whole defeating ISIS thing..I'm sure a few people appreciated it, though.
Puddles is fucking with my narcissism.
TronI hope nobody adopts him....in fact I'M going to adopt him...then drive out to a remote location and release him into the wild.
I worked. Second shift at a retirement home. They had a party. Family and friends. Some staff dressed up. Omg the one girl. It's funny girls wanna act all innocent all year. I'm not a slut. I'm a good girl than Halloween hits and the tits come out and short skirts go in with long boots. I'm not complaining it's just funny. It's ok to be slut it's Halloween. So this girl had the boots long blonde hair short skirt probably bout 23. Smokin.
AnonLet's talk about this more...I like where this is going..
Yeah how bout it. Fckn test got me all horned up too.
AnonI've been on a decent run lately..and the babysitters looking real nice...
NO, she's not a minor...let me get that out of the way right now lol 4 year age Gap..so I'm not a creep... totally..
I'm 43. Nothing wrong with a younger lady. I wouldn't go probably below 21. I would feel weird with this 23 year old only because our common interests would be so different. But I would break her off that's for sure and I look like I'm 30 people never know my age. Horny old man. Lol. I got a 28 year old sending my booty shots and stuff. She's sexy too but lives to far away. We were friends for a few years.
You sound like you're living the life, get a lot of fwbs
Not at all bro not at all. Yeah I got a girl giving me blue balls from 2 hours away and a dream of banging the girl from work.
Tried to get busy with the wife.
Halloween was canceled until Sat due to severe weather.
We did family vampire costumes and took our 7 year old daughter trick or treating with her step sister and 2 friends. It turned into a kid/parent horde with a local mob from the area joining in and demanding candy from every house in the neighborhood.
They got a pretty good haul, like 2 of the big bags of candy from the store each..
I've watched out that no dumb kids do anything on our blazer ! Last year they broke the mirror glass.
Nothing
It snowed for some reason I took the dog wife and kids out, for about a block and a half walk and then I umm did nothing but sit down and wait for work
AnonMY GOD SHPLAH! what did she do to you to deserve such harsh name calling!?
Punctuation man...lmfao
Fuck that proper stuff dude. I don’t like taking the time sometimes. Lol and if it makes u guys laugh all the better...
Name calling? I'll have you know Forehead has been enshrined on Mount Rushmore... right above Jeffersons brow.
AnonI knew I'd see that forehead before somewhere...
I’m kind of digging it..... I got a line of head bands coming out too so you can wear my forehead in the gym....
TronForehead messaged me..he's worried that because In his email associated with this account..it starts with "Splah@...." But he's afraid because his name changed to "Forehead" on here..if he logs out he may not be able to to log back in because his name is no longer "splah" on here..and no longer matches the email.......he don't know how things work sometimes......I told him he's completely fucked if he logs out.. everybody knows your eroids name has to match your email...ex:[email protected]'s the only thing that makes sense..you change my name on here.. emails no good...
AnonPoor sweet innocent little forehead
Ahem... who’s this “Shplah” you speak of?
Anon#neverforget
Fair enough. Respect
jayisk#bringBackBassKiller
RIP