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Slide's picture

have half a tab eod

TallSparrow53's picture

any suggested way on how to cut these up? would taking a butter knife to them be good enough?

Slide's picture

you can buy a pill splitter from the chemist bro it'll cut them in half, or quarters if you cut them twice

botiki's picture

need some help guys, got some thai pinks and not 100% sure on whether they're legit or not. sucked on one before and it dissolved quite quickly, tasting sort of sweet at first then quickly becoming bitter tasting. the anabol doesnt crush either despite how much force i place on it with my finger on the table. and about 30-40mins after it completely dissolved in my mouth my face feels pretty warm and has gone red....the only thing that gets me is that although the BD snake imprint is on it, it isn't very clear or indented deeply, the pills are of a very light pink...are these real ?

deane's picture

hey matey ! i want to become a cop oneday but i still want to take gear how do you get away with blood tests ect.......... ?

are you from vic ?

botiki's picture

yeh mate vic, and do you really think they test us ?...mateeee err'cunt here at the station is on something. most of us are on da shard anyway...dat late shift it'll farkinggg getcha

deane's picture

where bouts bro ?? im from geelong lol your a sickunt notsure if you are being srs about being a cop how old are you ? and did it take long to be one i added you as a friend ill pm you

botiki's picture

lol nah brah not a cop...altho most of the dickheads on here think i am so i just troll along with it for da lul'zz. im 20. from melb, so ages away haha

deane's picture

haha ahh faire enough same age bro 2 hours away from me have you done a cycle yet

lyrically_sound's picture

Lmfao!!!!

MrKK's picture

bro these are not worth faking
they are about 2-4mg not 5mg
Best way to test is pop 10-15 and see what they do for you. Take it for 3-4 at those amounts. You should have put on a kilo or 2 and gained some good strength.
Cant beleive Im guiding a cop through how to use gear

botiki's picture

you're probs right man..too much effort to be faked. and cops are sickkkkkkkkkcuntzz

poofinger's picture

they`r just "cunts"......... full stop

botiki's picture

now pm me a good source!!!!!! lol

poofinger's picture

your local customs office.....

botiki's picture

reckon they'll hook me up if i pull out the badge ?

poofinger's picture

you should be on the same intranet.... just email ya buds

trainbrain's picture

LMAO
these guys just dont get it bro

poofinger's picture

I do enjoy playing with em though, gota give it to em though... they even know how to copy and paste now!

botiki's picture

please respond.

botiki's picture

mate please tell me where i copy/pasted from and what it was which i copy/pasted as i am slightly unaware..and would really like to know where i got my info from

poofinger's picture

haha hearing ya big boy ;)

115 points? howd that happen? posing nude again I see?

botiki's picture

i'm a little shy..

aussiedan's picture

so i take it your going ahead with the deca/dbol cycle....

botiki's picture

also you never mentioned what you thought was wrong with the deca/dbol cycle...srs would like to know your throughts

aussiedan's picture

And did you read through the WHOLE link that I posted in reply to you? Ok here is whats wrong:
1. Test is the base of every cycle no matter what. For a first cycle why complicate with other compounds? Test is enough..
2. Where is your AI? Arimidex at 0.25mg eod/e3d?
3. Your HCG protocol is wrong. Its best to run at 250iu 2x week ON cycle.
4. Deca for 8 weeks?? Seems though it won't kick in for 4-6 weeks, an 8 week cycle is shit..
5. Deca at 200mg would be something my dog would run for joint relief, not a cycle...
6. Dbol at 15mg? Im pretty sure most don't even feel it at anything under 30mg...
7. PCT would be 3 WEEKS after last shot of deca NOT 2 weeks.
8. PCT would be 40/40/40/40mg Nolvadex ed with 50/50/50/50mg Clomid.
9. Tapering is an old school method, just like the cycle..
Why not save a whole heap of $$$ and run test e at 500mg week?
OR better yet save even more money and go shopping for real food? At 20 years old, 82kg and 15% bf I can guarantee you don't know how to eat.. At 20 I would be more concerned with getting my dick wet..
Actually why don't you post the cycle in the forums. See what the real experienced people tell you. Cos hey wtf do I know...

botiki's picture

fair enough. ill post it up in the other section later see what the others have to say about it aswell.. thought id keep everything low anyway since it is a first cycle anyway and the deca would get stretched if i see its only just starting to kick. as with diet..you do realize i am only 5 foot 6 lol 82kg is quite heavy...my diet is pretty good you'd be surprised at how well i eat despite my age

poofinger's picture

Dear officer,
regarding first cycle:

1- stick to test-e @ 500mg/week, run for 12-16 weeks
2- have nolvadex on hand, enough to run 20mg/day for entire cycle plus for PCT
3- HCG/deca/dbol/drol/arimidex all have different side effects, pop your pig cherry with 1 drug (testosterone) and add another compound every few cycles.
4- 20 is too young, but since your gona do it anyway, keep it simple, use 1 drug.
5- I know the website you copy and pasted the cycle and protocols from officer, its grossly outdated (70s and 80s shit).... We know much more now days.
6- Post your proposed diet (just macros), and training...
7- Arent cops drug tested? Stick to Testosterone only and youl be fine!
8- Since I helped you, can you make my speeding fines go away???

botiki's picture

no problem mate ill make those fuckers disappear and yeh it is a pretty old school approach bit younger than 70's 80's tho.. also i wasnt talking about "drol" i said andriol..which is just test undecanoate for when the dbol is stopped and i need something androgenic

current macros are
250g protein
400g+ carbs
120g fats

on cycle i guess id bump the carbs and protein up more but i wouldnt go too high with the fats...since really i don't think theres any point

training at the moment is:

day 1 back:
-straight bar wide grip pullups 5x8
-medium grip pulldowns 4x8
-bent over barbell rows 5x8-6
-bent over single dumbell rows 4x8-6
-seated cable rows (close grip) 4x10-8
-upright rows 3x12
-dumbell shrugs 3x16

day 2 chest:
-barbell bench press 5x8-6
-incline barbell bench press 4x8-6
-chest dips 4x8
-dumbell flyes 4x12
-dumbell pullovers 4x12
-decline situps 4x20

day 3 legs:
-squats/front squats 6x10-6
-leg press 4x10-8
-leg curls 4x16-14
-stiff legged deads 4x16-12
-seated calf raises 4x16
-standing calf raises 4x16

day 4 arms:
-barbell curls 4x16-10
-EZ bar preacher curls 4x12-8
-dumbell preacher curls (drop sets) 3x10
-concentration curls 3x12
-Tricep pushdown (straight bar)4x12-10
-Skullcrushers 4x12-8
-tricep dips (on 2 benches) 4x12
-single arms rope pushdown 4x12

day 5 Shoulders/back(second time..need to bring it up):
-standing barbell military press 6x12-6
-incline dunbell rear delt flyes 4x16
-side lateral flyes 5x12-10
-seated dumbell shoulder press 4x8-5
-straight bar wide grip pullups 4x8
-bent over barbell rows 4x8
-tbar rows 4x12

Day 6 & 7 off and repeat

aussiedan's picture

^^ fuck did even click to me.. Well Poo I'll be awaiting your daily mass update of funny shit to read.. haha

poofinger's picture

It was meant for the guy above mate.... fuck all happening in my world..
Bout to eat a kilo of mince and a few sweet potatos.... life of a rock star lol

aussiedan's picture

a kilo?? dude wtf! i just had i think about 220grams of beef mince n sweet potatoes. o the life of cutting ahaha bring on the bulk soon!!

poofinger's picture

you should see breakfast....
12 whole eggs on 12 bits of toast with butter (not marge) and 500ml of soy milk with 40g of whey, takes less than 15 minutes to down that and im hungry again within 2 hours.

wildaussie's picture

Fuuuuuuuck!
I thought when I'm on a cycle I eat big for breakfast lol
I love scrambled eggs and usually cook about 8-10 eggs with all sorts of shit in it like chicken, prawns, veggies etc. Put it in tupperware containers and take them to work in the morning.
Lately i've been getting those egg white things "Simply egg whites" they reckon it's about 16 egg whites in one carton. Cook the whole bloody lot up with my extra stuff above. Nice i think :-)

TallSparrow53's picture

poo do you go for soy instead of lite of full for any particular reason? i've always stayed away because i've heard it increases eostrogen levels? cheers mate

poofinger's picture

na no special reason mate, im abit lactose intolerant. so i buy the chocolate ones and smash 2 liters a day, i dont wana spend any more time on the can..

Its been said to raise estro, but im on adex and test year round so may aswell fuck myself right up

TallSparrow53's picture

ohk sweet... interesting, might get on that soy good gold as well, cheers

aussiedan's picture

so do you ever cut?? or do you just like to stay a swole motherf*$ker year round? haha

poofinger's picture

I tried once... wasnt for me, just take a break from carbs for a few weeks, thats enough, fuck abs, cant be fucked

aussiedan's picture

yer love the food ay? i get cravings ALLLLL the time.. its killing me ahaha

poofinger's picture

are you taking anything to stop the hunger?

aussiedan's picture

like what?? point of gear could help hahahaha

poofinger's picture

fuck that crap,

-high does anavar
-duramine
-topiramate

any of these will kill your appetite, or just download the "susan boil sex tape" like I did, turns me off eating everytime

wildaussie's picture

Hey bro, when your talking high dose of anavar 60mg ED?
I would love to run anavar but too expensive for the amount to take?
What do you think of Turanabol?

aussiedan's picture

hahahahaha or that link u posted up once can't remember what it was but i didn't eat for like hour or so... something bout jam donut if i remember haha

ill look into those compounds right now.. cheers Poo!

poofinger's picture

may as well just use high dose var mate, i havent used the shit, but alot of my buds on here have, causes loss of appetite, huge strength + fat loss ect
Itl help hold on to size too.

topiromate kills ya appetite but turns u into a zombie, and duramine u wont eat at all.

atleast var is anabolic ;)
and cheaper

aussiedan's picture

I've only got about another 3 weeks or so of cutting to do. Then ill be where I want to be. Then lean bulking. Have been so tempted to throw in dbol this time round. Something different to test only. You use dbol much?

poofinger's picture

i hate the stuff, loooove anadrol though, no sides except greatness

aussiedan's picture

hmmm. anadrol at 50mg a day enough? with test 500-750mg week of course

poofinger's picture

sounds good for a first run, 4 weeks at the start, then 4 weeks at the end.