How to deal with Pestering Cunts?
Now this is something that really pisses me off - People who think that their Gym time is more important than yours ...
So I am in the gym yesterday morning just after the Peak rush hour period, I had just managed to get on the Pec flye machine (Yes I know - extremely gay) because I cannot do dumbells yet. I had my stopwatch running on my phone as I time rest periods between sets and I had been using it all of 7 minutes, doing 2 warm up sets so far and was about to do the first of 2 to 3 working sets.
I see this woman approach me and she bends down to say something to me none of which I could understand as it was all in Broken bloody english, I instantly get my back up as I know it'll be along the lines of letting me know she wants the machine - So I say back 'WHAT?? Silly Bitch then cannot fuckin hear me as she hasn't even bothered to take out her earbuds despite asking me something, so she says again 'How many more sets have you got to go?. In other words 'I want to use the machine so can you hurry up'.
I give the Dead eyed glare back answer of 2 Sets. She then gets the message that I was NOT in a friendly mood and fucks off to the corner of the room where she proceeds to watch me LMAO I thought right, FUCK you ya Bitch I am going to take even longer rest periods now and do more sets. Luckily for her the machine behind me freed up so she got to use that instead.
Now I wouldn't care if I had been on it 15 mintues or more as its a fair question if she had actually been watching me from the start also - But I had been on it 7 God Damn minutes!!!
So Guy's - give me some of your best responses I can use in the future for Arseholes like this 
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I just take my time, especially if the person is smaller and les masculine. If an attractive female, I tell her she can work in with me. One would think the big bb types would be assholes, but those dudes usually find another machine and move when said needed machine is open
I usually leave a trail of protein farts around my area so no one approaches me
I can imagine you writing this in between your sets as she watches lol
You guys end up fucking afterwards or nah?
Nah mate she wasn't a looker at all - Had she been 21 and beautiful my reaction 'may' of been somewhat different.
I've looked a guy dead in the eye before and said I've got 16 sets left on the pec fly machine. This is a useful tool to keep in the pocket for those pricks who don't want you to work in with them and sit on machines staring at their phones whilst I could have done my original 2 sets whilst they were scrolling.
Thats a Great idea mate - I am just gonna say 10 sets, after all what can they say to that?
Lol "hmm just 16 sets to go..."
Thought you were talking about me for a second..
But really, only pestering I gotta deal with is those spiders and fucking spam calls interrupting my music. Pretty sweet.
That sounds about like you. Hey you still wear that banana hammock to the gym?
Lol Jesus christ, I regret even coming in this thread, fuckers are gonna have me swinging from the rafters of this attic I'm in.
Fuck em. I still love ya.
HAHAHHA Bro you are nowhere near the level of what I would deem that to be on here - Jeez a few years back there was a guy on here who would send the same questions over and over again in PM virtually every week. I began to realise it was a generic style of writing that could easily be being sent to another member as it never contained any personal questions directed at me. After about 6 months to 1 year of this happening it became apparent not only was I getting them, but 4 other members were too LMAO He would simply pick the reply he most liked the sound of at the time. @SeeOhShow Good times eh LOL @Mikeyt84LINY
Ya know he might actually be laid up in the hospital right now with all the shit he was taking, complaining about all the side effects, then just taking 2-3 days off for health phases before starting to add shit back on.