Weird situation at work
OK, this is kindof a long story, but I need some input on how to handle it.
I've got a co-worker that is a shy bookish guy, but usually very nice, and easy to get along with. Today however, he was being a complete jerk. Short with everyone, rude, and seemed like he was about to cry a couple of times. Now I know the guy is divorced (had a lot of conversations with him while he was going through it), and this seemed kinda the same way he did when he was going through that.
Well I brought him into a conference room and asked him what was going on. The short version of it is that his favorite porn site was down, and he checks it like every 15 minutes. I told him that he shouldn't be doing that at work, because it's a termination offense, but he wasn't worried about that because he checked it on his phone. MMMMmmmm OK?
Well, about ten minutes ago I went to the restroom, and while I was occupying my throne, someone came in and shortly there after I could hear the unmistakable sounds of someone jerking it. I tried to finish up quick and GTFOOT, and ended up exiting my stall the same time as the other guy... who was of course Mr. Porn.
Do I tell anyone about this? Confront him?
Who in the world would yank their chain at work! REALLY?!
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Has he had a head injury or a stroke at some point, things like that can give you a sex drive off the charts.
Pmsl I just realised what I wrote then, I think he's had a few 'strokes' lately
Dammit!! Why did u go and tell everybody??? I promise I'll stop tomorrow........or maybe Monday! Promise!!
CleyonI talked to him today, about discretion being the better part of valor. If your going to beat it at work, at least don't do it so loudly.
naguib123Maaannn... Let the man beat it...buy him some hustler mags for his birthday.. he aint bugging nobody.
zewiThis is great news, this guy can’t get a girl, so to be happy at work he goes and jerks it. So he is horny all the time. Sound s like us on gear, he is horny all the time cause he can’t get a girl we are horny all the time cause of gear.
So the problem is he is a good worker and goes to the bathroom once a day to jackoff. Is that really a big deal?? So he needs to Jackoff to start his day, but didn’t get too cause his favorite porn site was down, or ofline, so he didn’t get to jerk it, to start his day. So he was all pissed.
So he found another one needed to get off. And he was good the rest of the day.
This time I would let it go. If it happens again, well that’s a different story.
You need to confront that wanker. Tell him that you didn't appreciate having to listen to him slapping his salami while you were pushing out a stink pickle. Tell him that if he doesn't give you 500 dollars by Friday that you are going to turn his wanking ass in. Blackmail is always the best answer. If he doesn't pay, just stab his ass after work. That is always the noble solution as opposed to ratting him out.
Or tell him your'e gonna sign his kid up for soccer lol
That might be a little extreme bro.
I would leave it be. Who cares if he is a compulsive wanker.
Ive Jerked off at work! Whats the problem???
Ask if u can join
Tell him to do it in his car on lunch
Only on this website....lol this is why i love it u wont catch this kinda stuff on other forums... Tell him to knock that shit off give him a choice knock it off at work or else... Maybe his porn webite finally just came on and he did at work what he couldnt do at home lol .....see if it continues play it out see what happends
CleyonYou are welcome! Yeah, I'm just going to talk to him.
AnonThat shows really bad judgement and if hes not normally known for that perhaps hes cracking up.
Get him to the local gun store quick !
tread-mNow is this the same work where you wrote this thread on eroids which is a "termination offense"? Lol...talk to him brother, economy is not great and I'm not sure crushing his world is the answer. Now if those talks don't work and he's still milkin his wingman in a few weeks then you just have to ask him, "do you want to be reported or get your shit together"? In fact, I might ask him that question tomorrow inbetween you commiting terminal offenses on eroids. : p
next time you see him you tell him to leave a blank envelope with 10% of his weekly salary on your desk at the end of every week. If he won't comply you report the creepy fuck....if he complies you got some extra geld to buy some swag!!! Either way you win.... If anyone asks about the envelope, you don't know? It's sitting on your desk, so you kept it. DONT LET HIM GIVE IT TO YOU!!!
so weird... the guy seems lonely and apparently has an obsession with whacking it. i was going to say maybe you should find a girl to hook him up with, but that might end in date rape...
CleyonOr a lawsuit... The only way I'd be able to get a girl to go out with him would be if I whipped out my wallet.
for god's sake, let him jerk off, poor guy... don't rat him out please
CleyonIt's you isn't it! What is a pasty butterball like you doing on a steroid forum? LOL
ahahaha how did you know???
Worked out in the stall. Lol! No need to tell anyone...and make him wash prior to handshakes. Or Dutch rudders.
Are double Dutch rudders non homo if theres no eye contact?
CleyonThat is NOT going to happen!
Maybe he's running bigD's test and can't help it
dexitrimHe needs to switch to a Deca-only cycle!
I agree, maybe jab him with some deca real quick to shut him down for a while
Dude what?.. This may be why he's divorced?....... Maybe try "hey creepy co-worker with the glazed hands, STOP that your using up all the toilet paper." I don't get why he can't do that at home................
Who the fuck and why the fuck would anyone beat off at work. Makes you wonder how many people actually beat off at work.
What ur workin on a house for somebody and a bored housewife seduces you inside and beats you off in her kitchen? Does that count? cause then I'm guilty :(
CleyonShe just beat you off? That's kinda weird, not that I'm judging, just kinda odd.
I'm all for it in that case. If only I was that lucky
Almost as good as a backyard bonus! Shakin the bush boss! Lol
Well, I mean, who was I to tell her no? I took one for the team that day bro... lol
CleyonNever met a hand that was too ugly huh?
He was letting go of some stress... poor fella. He is a guy who just likes porn and beating his meat! Now you guys have a sort of bond.
lmao! thats a weird, almost creepy. dont get me wrong i love porn, but at work? as they say on espn "C'MON MAN!" know your boundaries!
CleyonYep, I wasn't planning on shaking his hand after that!
honestly, you warned the guy. now maybe im just an ass but id feed him to the lions.