Weiner Reduction surgery
So I've been thinking about getting weiner reduction surgery but I'm not sure what to expect? How much will they actually be able to take off? Will they be able to reduce both girth an length? What about my nuts? Am I going to have to use an overly heavy cycle to make them match my reduced weiner? They are huge too. Is weiner reduction surgery painful? How long do I have to wait until I can use my weiner again? I'm hoping it can at least get reduced to porn star size. I'm tired of having to take a cold shower just to fit into my baggy pants. Wtf? Is it expensive? If anyone can help please do. I only know of two people who have had the surgery, tread and Vike. I ask them questions but all they do is laugh and say I'm asking the impossible to expect my weiner to be noticeably reduced. Please help my Eroid friends.
All my love, no Homo
Ed
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Haha there's nothin worse than tripping over ya cock hey bro lmao!!
There is one thing worse, and that's when you are pissing in a public restroom and let go and it hits the water. That shit makes me sick.
I have the phone number for an ex girlfriend in highschool that still uses her teeth a lot during oral sex. I bet shed take care of you for cheap. Id beat off with some ora-jel first to get it nice and numb and then she can administer the cock shredding.
If you have the reduction, just get them to cut off the "tyou" so your tattoo will read "ihear" ;)
Correction: it will say "still not as big as I hear"
AnonGood one!
tread-mDude , the pics you've been sending me (of which the restraining order is now in effect you sick F). Indicate you are like the one tone deaf asshole that thinks he is the next American idol. That lil beanie weanie you call a weiner could be snipped with one of the small cigar tip snips, I'm talikn lil swisher sweets too Nooka!!! Aaaaight whatever you wanna do, I don't like what you do with that lil ken doll of yours but I know you 2 will be happy once you reach anatoimical equality with him!!!
If you want my advice I'd stay as you are. Cley says you're hung like hampster but you've got a pile driving ass!
Bro, that wasn't a framed pic that I sent that was a damn mirror. Lol. If your ass would wear some clothes every now and then you would have noticed.
tread-mF you that was too good, I'm not even going to use my superior brain power against you , you mental midget...it was that good....Touché!
"Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer weiner,
that is what I'd truly hate to be,
'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner,
there would soon be nothing left of me."
I'm glad that you aren't an Oscar Meyer weiner too brohoss.
AnonCheck with Jonah Falcon, he says the only relationships he gets are one night stands. Could be the guy is ugly and has the personality of dry toast , but ED I know thats not the case with you
Thanks pal. Lol
well if u dont mind, can u hook me up with some one who can make my wiener bigger? these women now a day expect me to whip out a 9 incher just because i got 24in biceps
Lmao. My browser history is full of penile implant sites. I'm hung like a mosquito.
Lol. I'd hate to see what else is in your browser history.
I think the whole process would be an engineereddisaster.
...But all kidding aside, for your weiner to be noticeably reduced it has to be noticeable.
Good point. I hadn't noticed.
AnonNo one has had any luck with this that I know of , best to get a job at a dairy farm or horse farm. A total slut goat can work in a pinch
Unless you want to hire Lorena Bobbit I would suggest, that you are stuck with that
Cumbersome
Cucumber in your
Cargo pants.
Damn. Don't want to go the Lorena route. Not because I'm scared but because she's ugly .
AnonGo the Og mudbone size bruv!
Lol. I don't even know what that means and I sure as hell won't google it.
Hey, I thought your nickname was E-D ?
Yes. It is. For-- Extra Dong.
No homo
Nice one.
No homo
That's what she said.
All I can tell you Ed is when I went for my consultation they said that they charged by the inch and despite the rich inheritance that I received I was not able to afford it! So to this day I must carry the extra weight and burden of my manhood. Sorry I couldn't have been more help. No Homo!
Pank
Thanks for the reply pank. I figure that this was something that you had researched. Luckily, I have a sugar momma with unlimited funds.