Underground gay scene at fitness centers
So a few months back money was really tight. How tight? So tight I had to cancel my gym membership. So rather than going to my regular place I was using the 5-15 day trial passes that almost all gyms offer to potential members. I saw a lot of interesting people during my time as an illegal gymigrant. No one more so than this one guy.
After a grueling work out theres nothing I enjoy more than to hit the sauna and pool. It's a little oasis in my day while I pretend to be in Miami. So Im sitting in the sauna and this guy (we'll call him hector) walks in buck naked and sits down. Nothing unusual about this guy besides the fact that he was always trying to catch your eye as if to strike up a conversation. Over the course of the next few visits I noticed this guy was always there and always in sauna. My pass expired and I went to the next gym down the street.
On my last day at the new place I went into the locker room to get my stuff and who do I spot? None other than hector himself. Naked as the day I met him. It's the kind of situation that creates an avalanche of speculation in your mind.
So a few more weeks go by and Ive migrated to another gym in the same general area. Well... you guessed it. I looked through the glass divider and there was hector and few friends having a soak in the hot tub.
Now that was 3 gyms in row. What are the chances of that? Ive had a lot of strange theories.. .everything from the an fbi agent to a guy pulling the same antics as me. However, I finally settled on the suspicion that he bounces from one gym to the next checks out their locker rooms/saunas for a little before moving onto his next gym. It led me to further speculate that maybe there is an underground network of guys meeting in our gyms for secret gaytivities.
Edit: "Not that there's anything wrong with that"
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We have a guy at our gym..he wears the super short nylon running shorts that if he sits the wrong way his pecker dangles out.. He is a "Shocker" we think he does it on purpose.
Well you did state you pretend to be in miami brother, news flash brother there's alot of them in miami. Next time pretent to be in Cali or something, lol. I don't use gym saunas, people are just weird. Oh and move bro,before he gets your home address or something.
I don't think people really do that shit (gay sex in saunas) I think it's an urban legend. In my experience, anecdotal evidence, the only creepy people in the sauna are the 100 year old walking lizard men and I think they stare because if they close their eyes too long they don't ever open up again.
LMFAO!!! Maybe you should open your eyes!!! Bahahahahahaha
I don't think I've ever noticed a gay dude at the gym! I mean I haven't been looking for them..... You guys just went and f'd it all up for me now. Ill be on the look out. I'm gonna have exit only printed on the ass of all my gym shorts and pants! WTF My gym experience may forever be ruined because of this thread... LOL Home gyms lookin better and better
we have strict no nudity in the sauna at the gym i go to. if i go in and someone is naked, i make it clear to "GTFO" only had issue once with an old fella, there was young kids in the sauna, late teens, he was being inapropriate in my opinion. after i was done speaking he left, and hasnt been back to the gym since. i humiliated him
Anonno nudity ? Is the sauna co ed ?
its a family oriented gym and kids as young as 14 can use the sauna, so they have a non nude rule, and to be honest, i was at another gym where a guy would get nude, and do sit ups on one of the two benchs in the sauna with his legs wide open, shit would drive me crazy, i would say something to him everytime too. so did other members.so after that experience im all for no nudity in the sauna lol
AnonThat just seems so wierd bizzare and uptight to me . I wouldnt bother going in a sauna if I had to wear clothes. I take my kids to an asian spa where everyone is naked, using hot tub, sauna, steam . There are always other kids there too.
i get what youre saying, i have no issue with it, but i think that one disturbed idiot has a way of making it taboo, which i believe is what happened where i go
SeaHawkWay to step up to the plate. Drives me nuts when people in a position to right a wrong sit and do nothing. I started going to the gym at age 10 for different activities and can remember being uncomfortable having to see so many naked grown men in the locker rooms.
Why did breakingface get banned?
posting fake HGH lab results to obtain free gear
Damnnnnnn. What people will do for gear. Smh
answer to your problem is a 24-7 gym. Go in while no one is there.
Lol, funny story. Hector's just lookin for the D
my gym is horrible man its full of gay guys and not that I dislike gay people but Its not right they should have there own locker room because 90% of the time I am changing I catch someone looking at my junk. I was in the shower room, at my gym the have curtains for each little shower well they never do any maintenance and there all fucked up and old as I am washing my hair and happen to look through the crack and a dude across the way is whacking off to me showering, I lost it I yelled and called him out and he grabbed his shit and ran out of there. that is just bullshit to be that disrespectful.
Anonbahahaha im sure He was just washing his noodle very vigerously and caught your eye brother nothin in it pfff
"Not that there's anything wrong with that". Even at our gym too there are a couple older dudes that are always freaking the rest of us out..
Only you would post this brother !! I always can look to you for a good story !! +1 just because its not me !! L.O.L !!
thanks for the laugh "hector", i mean breakingface...
Yo, get pepper spray
So... I'm confused.. who's stalking who here??? Also, you never mentioned if you where naked to?? Is everyone naked? He thinks you are his naked gaytivities gym crasher partner! Whole new meaning to leave no man behind.
AnonLmao!!!
nice try, but theres no hidden group on eroids for that kinda thing...i think lol
So when are you guys going out? LOL ;-P
AnonAABUWAHAHAHAHAHA this is the funniest thing in a while. OK OK you guessed it 99 % of everyone at the gym is gay ,
now you can join us sweet thang !
No man i think that stuff must go on. I used to go a real gym and got mad at that place. When i joined a national chAin gym with the $10 a month membership, seen lots of gays in that place. The problem is the gays dont keep to themselves no more. All of em try to hit the homerun with us straight guys. the situation i had was just as bad as yours, this guy asked if he could blow me in the shower. I swear i didnt think i heard him right but he actaully repeated himself when i said excuse me.
You know, I believe you bro, but from what I have always gathered is they have "straightdar" like we have gaydar. I cannot fathom a situation where one of them would roll the dice and ask if he could blow me. That seems like a huge potential for a violent reaction, not worth his risk. You sure you weren't "accidentally" putting out the vibe?
Your name is BEAR LUVS PIE. Hahahahaha. Just change pie to cub and you'd fit the bill. ;)
I think this is the strangest post I have ever read on this website.
That shit is weird dude, what the fuck
and people think I'm paranoid ;o
Anonsounds to me like you were checking him out!
breakingfaceOhh Muta. You can burn me all day long just make sure that promo lands ;)
Good one brother !
Anonhehehe fair enough ;) been stalking yo' ass!
Well that escalated quickly.
Ever get the feeling you're the only straight guy in the thread?
AnonI lose sleep over it... paranoia :S