Anyone else been out of the dating scene for awhile?
It's been about 5 years since ive been excited about any girl. Ive had about a half dozen dates in that time and a few hook ups, but nothing serious.
My last girlfriend and I met in high school and dated for 6 years. When that ended It was kind of like someone kicked over the sand castle I spent all day working on, I just didn't feel like starting over for a long time.
Part of my issue is my location and job. I moved to an apt to be closer to family and my job. The town is mostly families with very few people in their 20's. My job is working with kids- so primarily all the people I meet are already married. So the pool of potential partners around here is very slim.
Ive been a few free online dating sites. However, every time I log on to my inbox it's like looking at a side show act. I cannot believe how many girls in their 20's are very overweight or obese. Before you cast aspersions and label me a jerk- my reasons for a fit girlfriend are practical. Why would I want to start a relationship with a women who wont even be able to run around with the kids?
I'll be moving soon to the coast. Im hoping the change of scenery is just what the dating doctor ordered.
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AnonWhat happened to breakingface?
Posting fake labs (again) trying to hustle a source out of hgh
AnonDamn!
dam...sad what up nitti hope alls well....PEACE!!!
my back goes out more than me
I am sorry I pissed you ladies off with my comment that was in no way meant to be insulting to you. However, it sparked one of the funniest conversations I have read here in a while. Thanks for turning it into something really funny.
Sorry...stepped away for a while..Tread and I were sword fighting!!
tread-mI was sword fighting hell you were straight up jousting with that monster!!!
Hey if I swing by will you two help me braid my back hair?
tread-mHelllz yes we will. She and I oftwn have braid comps and time it , we know our bidness. She of course has waaaaaaaaaaay more than I do so its hardly fair that her braid times are faster but hell, is what it is. Come on with your bad self tghough we'll braid ya up nice and she'll even insist on combing out your butt cheek hair its just who she is : /
Now See that's a woMAN right therrrr! The butt cheeks are the worst in the beginning it looked like I had eaten a squirrel and only it's tail remained.. now it's more like a pony mane.
tread-mDaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuuuum, now that's hot right thurrr I don't care what anyone says!
Btw, I hate to bring it up to her she's just just too damn sweet but I have a bit of a problem. Do you think I could talk you into having a man to man chat with HPG and get her to raise the toilet seat, so tired of sitting down piss in the middle of the night!
She said if she raises it... she won't get to hear your ass hit the water every night.. and that shit turns her on really.. she's been talking the blue and red pill.. she's a twisted sort.. but maybe on day.. just maybe..
tread-mHmmmm...aight well if it gets her off then I suppose I'm ok with it. Dayum freaky if you ask me but much like the gerbils, I got over it with the help of therapy and triple antibiotic ointment : /
PS...I do miss winning a few of the "mines bigger than yours contests" when we drink but same there, makes her happuy luggin that monster around and showing it off so I'm all good I suppose. You should see it drink a protein shake through a straw, cutest dayum thing you've ever seen : )
Psst! She told me that errrbody was good with the gerbils in the beginning it was when no one could find them that everyone started buggin! Chill! It's all good those bastards aren't suppose to come back out until you take a dump.. and I've seen pinkie... He's a cutie.. however when she did the straw trick she was sitting down and the drink was on the table.. that was some IMPRESSIVE!
tread-mYes and special note for our viewers...NOT A BENDING STRAW PEOPLE, PURE REACH!!!!! LOOKED LIKE A DAMN GIRAFFE EATING LEAVES OUT OF A TREE TOP!
Shit!! It was more like a gota damn caprisun straw..
AnonOh... No...!
Ohhhh look at the time..its 1:45 and i already have a 5:00 shadow..better go shave and throw on some axe so i can go cuddle with Tread.
He and I have also been discussing if I should get circumsized but naah the rate this thang is growin like a weed I think I'll be aaaiight!!
Honestly I prefer my men wearing old spice .. that axe is way too girly
tread-mBe careful using those high end man products, they actually can deplete your sperm count and Goth may want anotherf baby at some point. I bet he beautiful and glowing when it finally happens and I want to have his shower and make him look pretty!
well you better not put any pink shit or BOWs on his ass you know how I feel about grrrrly stuff.. and make sure you get yer hands manicured proper this time ...
tread-mOh hands and feet dear. I'll be as pretty as a picture but I can't promise no pink, you know how I loves me pink!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLRLhV9U0kQ
I promise though, couple jack and cokes and he'll be aaaaaight!
oh I can hear it now ..." No officer, I m not drinking whshhky "
tread-mYuuuup.....its pink lemonaide with a lil BANG to it. Damn he and I would get in some dayum trouble though I know that without question! How's your bail money stash lookin?
agreed. old spice is classic. only preteens should be wearing AXE.. ughh, and AXE "body spray" that some "men" use instead of a nice cologne.
omg I haven't laughed this hard in weeks...
Ummm old spice is such a turn on... But I have no sex drive now because I have all this hair on me... :-/ I've named my little growing weed... It's cliff! Cliff the growing clitoris!
look you're in denial honey ... you know you've got the sex drive of an 18 year old male its ok it goes with all the body hair you're sporting
That was the case until I started running this NPP and Deca, now for some reason I can't get cliffitoris hard no matter what I do! :-(
Well i am in TRT right now..soo my drive is. Pffftthhbbbpptt gone. Though Andromeda..she i think has a case of the deca clit and may need a lil umph. It be aaiight tho ....i will get us men aaalll straightened out. Nuthin a lil blue pill wont fix! And Grrrll...we gots ta keep u outta them boobie bars..just come with us next time to the tranny station.
Dddaaayyymmmm I got me some of those blue pills.. But I'm not really sure how to run them... One guy said to use OJ another said to only take half now and stick the other half... Well I'm not sure you wanna know where he said to stick it. The guy at the gym said I would crush it and snot it up my nose... I'm thinking I should mix it with some bac water and spot inject?? How do you fellas take it?
Helll Tread and I usually take ours with breakfast and wash her down with a cup o coffee. You dudes doo what eva tickles ur fancy but that is how we roll!
ya'll should try some o those new purple pills i found that combine the two.. your clit will be hard ALL day
So do you think i should pick up some condoms then too??
tread-mHELLZ YES PICK UP SOME CONDOMS! You heard Maury, I'm NOT THE MOMMA!
Be sure and get those lubed XXX mags Dayum you got it goin on Dude!
Faahq i am on my way!! I gotta get my manly hands on them!!!
Anonafter reading this convo, im beginning to question my gender role here!
Awwe its aiight....after all is said and done we can go camping..you just need to man up like the rest of us and quit bein a lil bitch!!
sorry I m late. I cut my lip shaving and I couldn't go out with a bandage on it ...;-(
I told you not to use that damn straight razor.. but nooooooo you gottt this! See next time you'll be like me and use Nair!
Well god dammit Grrl...you are worse than a fuckin woman!!
LOL
You're tha pusher, man!
AnonTread and HPG have taken this and turned it into the comedy hour. the jousting was over the top!
I'm still hoping for a pill that a man can take for penis enlargement. I was talking about TRT to a guy the other day and a woman was eves dropping on the convo and said "I heard steroids make your dick little".
I just acted like I didn't hear her. That's when I wished that i had a big whopping penis just swinging to and fro and I would have told her: "Your gonna learn today!"
Alright Alright Alright !!! I LOVE IT!! So far I've seen absolutely no penis shrinkage... Hard 24/7
AnonSo... are you ready for the next jousting competition?
AnonOMFG!!! Y'ALL CRAZY!! <3
sometimes change is good
Online dating sites are great once you break the codes. For example, when body type is described:"About average" means chubby; "Normal" means fat; "Curvy" means fat and round; "BBW" means hideously and disgustingly obese, please bring forklift and handicapped hang tag on our date so I can keep walking to a minimum.