Hey kids, I'm not sure if this is a new trend, or if it's just something that I've been noticing in regularity as of late, but holy shit, I'm hearing about titties everywhere.
Titties Ed? What do you mean?
Well kids, I'm talking about the weekly or bi-weekly post from some kid saying "help! I have titties from my gear! Or help! Milk is coming from my titties! Or help! My titties are huge and my mom is going to find out that I'm on gear! Or help! My I'm going to jail and I'm afraid that my 125 lb frame and double-d titties are going to make me someone's bitch!

Ok, perhaps I'm exaggerating a little, but not much.

I'm seeing so many idiots around here that are cutting corners and ending up with titties...sure I like titties just as much as the next guy, but they still have to be on a chick.

It doesn't make any sense to me. Here we have guys who are quite dedicated to the gym and the lifestyle yet are too damn lazy or cheap to drop a little more money on proper prolactin and estro control. All that hard work, and they are too damn ashamed to take their shirt off in public because of the embarrassing tittie that happens to be lactating that day.
What a fricken waste!

Let me make a few suggestions for a few of you that are too stupid to dig into the forums for a little tittie control. I'm sure you will read this post because the word titties brought you here and your horniness overpowered your laziness.

1. If you are running any kind of test, you need to control the estrogen. You need to have on-hand an effective a.i. (Aromatase Inhibitor) this can be Exemestane or anastrozole. Not cheap bathtub brewed shit but legit pharma. You also need to keep on hand some letrozole in the event that you do start to get in to trouble. For my a.i, I prefer Exemestane because it's a suicide inhibitor. That means when it attacks the estro it kills it and it won't come back. Realize that with anastrozole and letrozole, the estro can come back so you have to run it a little longer.
2. If you are running any kind of 19 nor, you absolutely have to have something to control the prolactin. I personally prefer pharma cabergoline. There are other dopamine agonists out there, but I'm not going to promote them because I like caber so lick my balls. No homo.
3. You need Nolvadex and Clomid on hand before the cycle even starts and you need enough to have a kick ass PCT.
4. Finally, the most important step you need to take to avoid getting titties is blood tests. You will need to run regular bloods tests throughout your cycle, especially if it's your first cycle. If it's your first cycle, you have no idea how your body is going to react. Blood tests tell you exactly what's happening. You'll also know for a fact weather or not the juice you bought behind the gym from a guy named skippy is real or not and that in itself is worth it's weight in gold.

Ed's Final Thought:

I like titties just as much as the next fella. I just don't like them on dudes, and I hate seeing the "help I have titties" posts because I know damn well that when a fella has titties, 99.5% of the time he cut a corner and left something out.
Buy pharma grade, if you are going UGL on ai's, pct, and prolactin control, you need to still have enough pharma on hand just in case fast Eddie sold you some bunk shit. Odds are, fast Eddie sold you some bunk or under dosed shit.
Do you really want to do all that work only to end up with a set of titties that can only be appreciated under an Orange Jump suit?
Think ahead, don't start your cycle until you have absolutely everything pharma on hand, get regular blood tests, run a smart cycle and post cycle...and you my friend will walk away tittie free.

Hope that helps.

All my love, no homo
Ed