posted Sat, 08/25/2018 - 16:33
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Squirting?
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Is a girl squirting legit, or just pee? Been seeing new girl and she sprays all over bed. Some might think its cool, I do not. Nothing like stripping the bed at midnight and doing laundry. I'm skeptical I'm not getting pissed on. Already lost interest in her because of this...
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jayiskbang a hermaphrodite and you can get a supersized serving of pee/cum combo.
Fill a squirt gun with it and see if she enjoys it when you return the favor. You'll know if you have a winner then.
Some woman are different. Ive had ones that need a little lub . And some that slobber like a saint Bernard on a hot day. Some are noisy that the neighborhood hears and some are like "thanks that was great" enjoy it and take the credit. The problem is you dont have a thing to do with the way a woman cums. Its either an eruption or a whew that was nice .
HAHAHA LMFAO 'some that slobber like a saint Bernard on a hot day' Jesus bill you have a way with words ...
Maybe like bill Murray in the library scene of Ghostbusters 1
jayiskNot Ghostbuster but classic South Park
https://youtu.be/PNR5rgtT0v8
Perfect
RustyhookerI had the squirts. Pizza and tequila dont mix
For me its Taco Bell and Jack Daniels
I've only had one. It was new years eve 1986 at the King and Prince Hotel on St Simon's Island lol. I remember it well..
Admit it - you still have the smelly sheets as a memento....and on some lonely, melancholy nights you will drag those rags out and give them a good sniff - just to recall the good ol' days.
It doesn't last that long Oz but it's a fond memory...
Just pulling your chain bro - we are mates here - I was trying (obviously unsuccessfully) to be funny.
I had a girl like that. She was great in every other respect - but for me - having to lay down towels on the bed before having sex kind of killed the moment. It was the true deciding factor for me to end the relationship. I can't sleep in a bed smelling of urine.
Sleeping on the wet spots one of lifes simple pleasures. You know damn well you were smelling your fingers the next morning...lol
DobermannAhahahahhaha
Aw it’s legit did a lot of resecech when I was running into them left and right. It’s a fluid that there letting out that’s all. Funny thing is I just fucked the life out one a few days ago messed my shit up. Got to love it.
I’ve tried to find out what it is. I could not find an answer. My wife and a couple older females I’ve messed with in the past do it.. my 2c is it’s piss they can’t control.. maybe il try and google it again.
Not hard to find: https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in...
DobermannHey bro send her my way.lol
U got a keeper bro jeez its just girl juice its not piss lol
Squirting is a sign your doing your job right.. plenty of girls squirt only if the man does it the right way... you have a trooper there. Some girls will get all embarrased and start to cry. Saying ohh that never happened before. Probably telling the truth... have fun with this one buddy BUT WORD OF ADVICE buy yourself a plastic mattress cover.
And yiu should always have a change of sheets like your momma told ya
Funny isn’t it, I’ve had 2 girlfriends in the past who did and I’m with you when it gets old fast constantly changing sheets and ruining mattresses. It soaks through a towel and who the hell in the heat of the moment says “hold on let me just put this towel down” I don’t even find the time to put a condom.. and I have 3 STDs to prove it.
Growmore like Austin powers. Figures condoms are only for sailors and carnys...
Fat chicks too bro!
Yeah its pee, but have you ever being told your cum tastes like shit while on the gear? Out of the gear boom the girl thinks shes drinking pina colada. If she doesnt make it a deal you shouldnt either ,it even means she is 100% relaxed with you,enjoy it
No it's not only pee - it can also contain ejaculate from the Skeene's Glands.
Even more of a reason to savor the flavor..personally I like a little stink with my pink.
You lucky bastard.. I have been trying to push my girl to do it, it just some thing they do or not. Haven't tried it, we'll her, but yeah. Love to see these random things in off topic. Good luck with her.
It's not piss. It happened with me and the wife and my first words were."did you just piss on me. " she replied no." I finally got mine. "
Now she does it and loves it. If she doesn't squirt she isn't worth it. Just my 2 cents
It’s pee. Chug that shit by the mouthful if you’re a champ. Otherwise let someone else enjoy lol.
No it's not only pee - it can also contain ejaculate from the Skeene's Glands.
Preach and amen
My gf is a goddam geyser... nut up man it means ya finally doing ya job with all those extra hormones lol
Ace VenturaIt’s piss. Most guys are just in denial about it. They all wanna think they’re king ding-a-ling
Lol no it's not pee how do you not like it I love it it took me a long time to get my wife to squirt now I'm a pro at it you got a winner always keep the squirters unless they squirt out there butt
actually bro it is pee, not sure why the OP would have an issue though.
its a compliment from the girl dude , she is relaxed and turned on enough, to orgasm so thoroughly she releases her bladder.
Just put a towel down and bathe in that shit bro
Haha, that's what I've been doing. She'll be riding me then I feel it spraying all over me and running down my legs .
That's funny I had a girl years ago that would do that. But only when she was on top. We dated for months and she would never get on top I thought she was just lazy. 1 night I flipped her over and put it up there and pounded it and fucking got rained on. It was cool in the beginning but I hear you that shit got old fast
+1 to her lol
Haha I’ve experienced that with a few girls but it never really was an issue for me. And with some quick google searching that my girlfriend will probably question me about, it looks like It’s not so clear on what exactly it is but most experts say it’s a mixture of her personal lubricants from one of her glands and some diluted urine. But hey bro urine is sterile anyway haha. Maybe just fuck on her bed let her squirt everywhere and also pull out and cum all over her sheets and let her clean it up next ttime and ask how she likes it. But I wouldn’t make it a deal breaker if she’s a good girl all around ya know?