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Squirting?

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Is a girl squirting legit, or just pee? Been seeing new girl and she sprays all over bed. Some might think its cool, I do not. Nothing like stripping the bed at midnight and doing laundry. I'm skeptical I'm not getting pissed on. Already lost interest in her because of this...

kodiakGRRL's picture

reading this thread is like watching a train wreck ....

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. Grrrl. Care to add to the wreck?

kodiakGRRL's picture

seems like all the 'experts' have already supplied their answers ;-) .... from what it is .. how to and even advice on mattress covers vs towels what more could I possibly add?

Pale's picture

You could say whether you are or are not a squirter? Is it a good thing from your end or no? I would love a woman's perspective. For the record my wife is a non-squirter.

shaun1's picture

My current wife doesn't but my ex-wife was like a firehose, would ner about push you off the bed.

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kodiakGRRL's picture

I have ... It's not typical .... I didn't enjoy the sex any more or less for having done so. So I didn't get anything extra out of it. Seemed to make my partner think the he'd done something special so he was excited.... it was just more to clean up after. I am not a fan lol. I didn't find it disgusting either to be clear

Ozninjaguy's picture

Nice, honest reply. Thanks for the input.

kodiakGRRL's picture

thanks Oz ... I didn't mean to really poke at you on the other thread... had a response for you as well but the ether ate it such is life.

Ozninjaguy's picture

No probs about the poke - I have forgotten it and don't think that it was serious enough to impact our friendship. Thanks for the correction on empirical evidence - of course you are right. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote that - I really should know better. I'm just going to blame it on the JD and hope none of my former students are on this forum ;-)

kodiakGRRL's picture

LOL... we all do it and it's easy to do particulary if you can blame shit on the JD ... ;-)

kodiakGRRL's picture

It is my opinion that guys watch too much porn these days and think all that shit is real... half of it if you watch the woman doesn't even look like she's enjoying it .... guys try to treat you like they're in a porno and its really quite disappointing it is entirely about them ....

Pale's picture

Not all of us. I have been married a long, long time but even now my goal is always to finish her either before at the same time as me. (Same time is obviously the best), sometimes she throws me a curve tho and gives the signals and you know,lol. But anyway, I have noticed it is her that seems to get more adventurous with age rather than me. lol

kodiakGRRL's picture

perhaps I should have specified many guys ..... not all. taking cues from your partner seems to be the difficult part for guys ..lol.

Pale's picture

Yea, I think the mutual cues we give each other are one very big positive of being a long term couple. As often as I may eye other women up and even mind fuck them I also know none of them know me like she does and obviously I don't know any of them like I know her. If that makes sense?

kodiakGRRL's picture

perfect sense .... its rare and not something to throw away given everything else is good

Ozninjaguy's picture

Makes sense to me. I have a lot of opportunity here, but don't stray for the reasons you said, and also because I know my wife would be totally heartbroken if I did and she found out. I have a great wife and partner and to put that at risk for some unknown pussy is not worth it.

Ozninjaguy's picture

You are dating the wrong guys. For sure there are some considerate lovers out there - I can't be the only one ;-)

kodiakGRRL's picture

I actually haven't dated in oh jeez a while....life is simpler that way ;-) and I don't have to share my gear stash ;-)

Pale's picture

Well thank you for sharing a woman's perspective.

Ozninjaguy's picture

Empirical evidence and bro-science are the same thing - both are unsubstantiated, non-scientific, subjective opinions...and one female's opinion is not indicative of the opinion of all females.

kodiakGRRL's picture

lol you had to burst his balloon I see. however empirical evidence is evidence gathered through experimentation not to be confused with anecdotal evidence or bro science ..... and you of course are correct my opinion is only relevant to me and what I thought about it .... and to be honest this isn't a discussion females typically have amongst themelves

kodiakGRRL's picture

I wish I could roll my eyes enough for this one.... all these idoits out here think porn is real .....

Ozninjaguy's picture

Technically porn is real - real people, real sex...it's just not representative of the real world...there is a difference.

kodiakGRRL's picture

not all porn is real if we are getting technical and literal ;-)

kodiakGRRL's picture

....rolled my eyes twice....

kibby's picture

Mine also pale

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Ozninjaguy's picture

Mate - trust me on this. I have experienced two girls...you haven't really missed anything. Read ED's post - it's accurate...but then - that's a personal experience, so best to try it and see if it floats your boat.

Pale's picture

Might as well,lol

Samu1987's picture

I don´t know, but, i think that´s nasty.

junkyarddesiel's picture

My dad said my mum was a squirter back in the day.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I can attest to this fact. Lol

Greg's picture

That's an odd conversation to have with your kids.

Pale's picture

I thought the same thing...

Ozninjaguy's picture

Yeah - I'm old-fashioned...for me there are just some things you don't discuss with other people, let alone your kids. But hey - maybe it's a cultural thing.

junkyarddesiel's picture

Fuck her on a blue tarp from Sam's club.

Bill G's picture

Pictures or it didn't happen!!!!

tattoofreak's picture

LMFAO...

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Engineereddisaster's picture

I’ve done extensive research on the subject and can assure you all that aside from the regular orgasmic liquids that are common with any orgasm..It’s piss. Piss piss piss. Stinky ass piss all over your sheets.
As much as you’d like to think it’s something else...it’s not. It’s pisssssssssss. Piss all over you. Sure, the release is associated with the orgasm.....but I’ll let you in on a fact....that is pisssssssssssss. Pisssssssssssss. Don’t believe me? Dehydrate your lady the day of the planned copulation, or have her drink something that knowing changes the color of piss. Get done what you need to get done. Give her the blue water pill that turns your piss blue... Notice the color? It’s pisssssssss! Pissss all over you! No homo
Piss piss piss all over your sheets and body. A straight up, no homo, golden shower. Sticky smelly salty pisss!
Hope that helps.

All my love no homo
Ed

Greg's picture

...explains the blue man group.

Ozninjaguy's picture

So...do you think that it's piss?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Not sure. What do you think?

Ozninjaguy's picture

Dunno. Usually your posts are straightforward - but this one is quite subtle. ;-)

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol.

thomas33's picture

When you hit the g spot just right.
They squirt. Yeah it does contain a lil piss. But thats the most intense orgasm a woman can have. Its really somthing to see them squirm as they cum.

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Jayzgainz's picture

Pretty sure its not piss, but it does come out the same way. I knew a girl awhile back who did this...a lot so I searched online and vaguely remember reading it wasn't pee. Bought all I can say other than maybe its time to pick up some rubber sheets Smile

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