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eighty7's picture
Asa's picture

That elbow to the face fucking killed me

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Pumped_'s picture

Where is @Dripinder? See what you started? Lol. And you are just sitting back eating your popcorn with your sinister laughter

sandman3698's picture

Rumor is he pops in every 8 years to start a race war

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Pumped_'s picture

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE COMMENTS- please scroll if you're soft.

That ni**a was so black and teeth so yellow when he smiles he looks like a steelers helmet.

Cuz is so black, when he walks next to me, he looks like my shadow.

Your mom is so fat, i lay on top of her, roll over and im still on top of her.

I would have been your dad but the dog beat me over the fence.

Your mom is so poor she thought a quarterback was her welfare check

What do you call a portugy barefoot on the beach? Sandtoes(Santos)
What you call a portugy with boils. Many soars(manny soares)

I was sweating like a ni**a at a white womens funeral.

When i hit the lottery, i was happier than a fa**ot in jail

Its so cold outside, i saw a black gangsta pull his pants up.

Your dick is is so small you thought it was a pubic hair until you pee'd out if it.

My white friend bought a penis enlargement kit, they sent him a can of black spray paint and a magnify glass.

smurfdude1234567's picture

SENSITIVE COMMENTS FROM CHAPPELLE’S SHOW

“IF YA GOT HATE IN YOUR HEART, LET IT OUT!”

“DEMOCRATS… GOOD FOR NUTHIN’ TRICKSTERS!”

“They think they’re the best dancers, breathin’ up all the white man’s air!”

“ANYBODY HAVIN’ SEX WITH MY SISTER, IT’s GONNA BE ME!”

“America’s at war with Al-Qaeda, but we’re still losing the war against Al Sharpton!”

“I am in no way, shape or form involved in any ni***rdom!”

“WOOGIE-BOOGIE N****R! WOOGIE-BOOGIE!”

“Did he just call us N****R? AWESOME!”

When did we get too “good” for this kind of comedy?

I remember sitting and laughing until we couldn’t watching these- and that almost always included friends of color laughing along all the same.

Coming from Texas I’ve been subjected to true extreme racism from all sides.

Hell I’ve been a victim of the opposite side of the coin in south Dallas being white in predominantly black and/or mexican areas and getting jumped just because.

There are racists out there. I can confidently say @Pumped_ isn’t one of them.

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Dvaldes97's picture

"WE CANT UNDERSTAND YOU GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY WHITE POWER" -Clayton Bigsby

Pumped_'s picture

That was the best skit. The blind kkk guys lol

Squatch710's picture

Deferent comedian but have you seen Ari Shafiers "The amazing racist" it's great

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Pumped_'s picture

Have not but i will look up.

Squatch710's picture

Crazy hard to find but it's great. Am I the only person who remembers wonder showzen that shit was great and for sure would not get made today.

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SimonM84's picture

That was the very first episode right ? In Europe or Canada they would’ve placed everyone in that skit in prison.

Pumped_'s picture

It was the first in 2003. Shows like like arent playing anymore

CHIMAIRA75's picture

Nah, motherfuckers got all soft now. It's a sad day that we can't take comedy for what it is. It's a sad world that we live in! Can't even make fun of ourselves anymore.

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Squatch710's picture

Legion of skanks would beg to differ sir and a bunch of the other stuff on GAS and compound is still around less funny now but they still say wild shit and Shane Gillis just blew the fuck up calling everything gay and retarded. The only good stuff is self produced now though.

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SimonM84's picture

Lmao!!! I have one of those kits. They work.

press1's picture

Looks like someone doesn't find you funny Captain Pumped!! LMAO

Pumped_'s picture

Come on! Who's funnier? Richard pryor and Eddie Murphy or the new 2025 comedians. Funny how 1st amendment is only fought for when its in someones best interest or they want to get out of trouble. Thats not how democracy works.

Dvaldes97's picture

Lets not forget bernie mac

Jockstrap's picture

Richard Pryor is the baddest nigga around

Pumped_'s picture

He wouldn't even exist if we censored him.

Jockstrap's picture

The good days. And agree!

Pumped_'s picture

Stir crazy, the movie was the funniest
Especially when they went to jail. "We bad, thats right"

Jockstrap's picture

We bad....thats right! And genes jew fro killin it!

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Fuckin richard pryor 100%
Guys the goat of comedy, doug stanhope top 3...

DavosD's picture

Not someone, I don't find blatant racism and use of the n-word funny. I also think it doesn't belong on eroids, doesn't matter if the topic is called 'sketchy thread'.

Yes now im sensitive and bla bla.

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Greg's picture

What's up my Nazi! (it's okay, I'm white so I can say the "N" word)

Do you know there was a time when we actually celebrated our differences and came together using humor to heal the sins of the past? Words are nothing. Context is. Go watch Blazing Saddles or listen to Richard Pryor... watch any 70's sitcoms; Archie Bunker, Sanford and Sons...

What's racist is tiptoeing around each other fearing to offended or being offended over things we take out of context. What's racist is your presumption of race when you can't see the poster. What's racist is your self righteous nobility. What's racist is perpetuating the idea of victim hood.

CHIMAIRA75's picture

Just using the word race (racist, racism) just perpetuates the whole construct of racism. Ppl need to just Let it go man! We don't live in the Jim Crow era anymore. Boundaries of "race" were crossed a long time ago. We don't live in that world anymore. All these ppl do, is bring it back Everytime they go there. I'm "offended" that they ruined TV for me!

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FartDracula's picture

Remember 2 seconds ago circa 2010 when all the mainstream youtubers were saying "niggerfaggot"? A joke can be racist, sexist, homophobic, literally the only rule for a joke is that it has to be funny. Now I'm a bit too fond of slurs, they are a bit lowbrow. But they have a place in our language right next to words like "cunt". You use them rarely, to let people know you really mean business.

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CHIMAIRA75's picture

2 seconds ago, back in 2010? lmfao! That was good! I get what you are saying. All I'm saying though, is that every time some liberal cries racism, they're giving it more power, keeping it alive. Just because some are racist and can't take a joke, doesn't mean the rest of us should have to suffer. Some of us think that shit is historical! I do! But I've no hate in my heart! I just hate seeing how fragile ppl have become over it. I for one will always laugh at it. I don't care how pussy ppl have become

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FartDracula's picture

Luckily I can use whatever slur I want due to my own ethnicity. I'm Jewish (evil white)

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Pumped_'s picture

There's a Black man, a Jewish man, a Mexican man and a bigot sitting on a park bench. The black man sees an old lamp under the bench and rubs it and a genie pops out and she says oh my god thank you, I've been in there for 2,000 years. I'll grant each of you anything you want.
The black man says I would like all the black people to be able to go live in Africa and the beauty of that land in peace and harmony and wealth and have no problems.
Genie; poof, done!
She says to the Mexican fellow you're next. He says I would like the same thing- all the Mexican people to be able to go live in Mexico and the beauty of that land in peace and harmony and wealth and have no problems.
Genie; poof, you got it!
She says to the Jewish fellow you're next. He says I would like the same thing- all the Jewish people to be able to go live in Israel and the beauty of that land in peace and harmony and wealth and have no problems.
Genie; poof, you got it!
She says to the bigot, you're next. He says let me get this straight, the Black people are in Africa, the Mexicans are in Mexico and the Jews are in Israel? Genie says that's right.
Bigot says I'll have a diet coke.

Sithx66's picture

Lmfao!

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PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Bro did u just quote Boondock Saints?
Fuckin classic

Pumped_'s picture

Yes the rated G version. I ruffled enough feathers on this thread already lol

Greg's picture

Just because you control all the money doesn't mean you can call me the N word (Nazi)

FartDracula's picture

GOYBEAM ACTIVATE! (Microwaving your balls)

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SimonM84's picture

Did you watch the show house of David on Amazon? It was ok. Wish they showed more battle scenes between the Israelites and Amalekytes

FartDracula's picture

I did not, the only stuff I watched on Prime was Invincible and the 40k episode of Secret Level before that free membership ran out. Trying to save my shekels.

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Pumped_'s picture

One more episode left right?ive been watching every thursday. I missed yesterday

SimonM84's picture

Episode 8 is out. The actress that plays sauls daughter is a total smoke show, I’m talking about the deviant one.

Greg's picture

You just like the bad girls... Davids future wife Michal is the hotter one.

SimonM84's picture

The lips on that woman give me beastial thoughts.

Pumped_'s picture

I like em both. Dont know why they made David such a flower. And why do the giants call her mom? They expect us to believe she spit them 3 out her vagina? Lol. But definitely good series

SimonM84's picture

Quite honestly, that’s how the story goes. I wish they would’ve went more into detail regarding his dream of that Knight in the stream. I’m thinking it was Razael?

Greg's picture

The ninja turtle?

SimonM84's picture

Lmao sounds like one but supposedly is a mystical warrior Angel.

Pumped_'s picture

I think razael is an archangel, right?

Greg's picture

One of us is confused.

Pumped_'s picture

Lost likely its me lol