Yea anvil give us a nice low angle black and white photo of it that skews it to looking bigger/better than it really is. Sorta like how the instagram chicks lean and poke their butt out when taking gym selfies. See them in person and flat as a board.
I was working with a guy that would say random fucked up shit. He said he wanted to get multiple butthole tattoos from his taint up his butt crack. He said if someone ever tried to rape him, he hoped the multiple buttholes would confuse the rapist and allow him to get away.
That’s fucking hilarious he sounds like a character. One of those dudes that makes work go by faster!
Japp Haumann made an early rape prevention device that was shaped as a condom. Upon entering the female teeth would attach it to the penis so the device couldn’t be removed, and a spring loaded blade would be released from the tip about 1/2 through the length of the device. I think it was a bit extreme so the modern ones are the same toothed design, but with a much smaller blade at the tip.
Shit in Africa is fucking insane. There are still guys there who find out they have hiv/aids and think the solution to the problem is to sleep with a virgin because that's what the old wives tale is. So they rape some young girl and sentence both of them to a slow death. That device is a mercy for assholes like that. I'd rather it just cut the whole thing off at the root.
Kaps transformation over the years was very impressive. That’s one of the most impressive physiques on the forum and he was a primo GH guy, not even a Tren guy.
Yeah to be honest he reached a pretty good age at 95 which I am guessing many of us on here won't Lol I guess him and his wife didn't want to go on living without each other if he had some kind of bad illness. I can understand that. One of the great actors growing up in our era.
anvilChoo choo!!!
Yeah but I was at the back
Now you know that's SoS's favourite position - he's a giver not a taker
@press1 told me it was a circle. There was no "back". Just a bunch of backsides getting pounded.
A true merry go'round
Behave you were there 4 musketeer
Did you guys need to have a beat going to keep the rhythm? Or have you just practiced so much nobody "falls out" any more?
Free-form jazz baby
All in one, and one in all!
A runny nose means youre full. Lol
Ahhh the white dragon!
A classic
Lovely!
Shoelaces!
OMFG I have never seen this happen before.
That’s because your eyes was closed while you were choking princess
And this is why i should never check eroids on my work pc.
Just ask your boss if they want to attempt?
If you knew who my boss was you probably wouldn't suggest. Or maybe you're just just that twisted.
Never let them know your next move!
One minute you’re getting fired the next your boss is shooting your cum rockets out of their nose!
Just the way the cookie crumbles…
Actual lol'd.
Semen demon
Yea anvil give us a nice low angle black and white photo of it that skews it to looking bigger/better than it really is. Sorta like how the instagram chicks lean and poke their butt out when taking gym selfies. See them in person and flat as a board.
anvilThere's all ready someone that does that here, I need to stay in my lane.
Oh that’s right…. My bad.
anvilC'mon you know...big guy. It's a starfish on my starfish....very life like
That would actually be really funny, I wonder if anyone has ever done it - A Starfish above the starfish LMAO
I was working with a guy that would say random fucked up shit. He said he wanted to get multiple butthole tattoos from his taint up his butt crack. He said if someone ever tried to rape him, he hoped the multiple buttholes would confuse the rapist and allow him to get away.
That’s fucking hilarious he sounds like a character. One of those dudes that makes work go by faster!
Japp Haumann made an early rape prevention device that was shaped as a condom. Upon entering the female teeth would attach it to the penis so the device couldn’t be removed, and a spring loaded blade would be released from the tip about 1/2 through the length of the device. I think it was a bit extreme so the modern ones are the same toothed design, but with a much smaller blade at the tip.
First pictured is the original patent
Second is the more modern device
Shit in Africa is fucking insane. There are still guys there who find out they have hiv/aids and think the solution to the problem is to sleep with a virgin because that's what the old wives tale is. So they rape some young girl and sentence both of them to a slow death. That device is a mercy for assholes like that. I'd rather it just cut the whole thing off at the root.
You definitely figured out how to crack one haven’t you lol
That sounds brutal. Lol
anvilWell if you haven't seen it, and your are the most experienced butthole inspector we have here, nobody has ...lol
What I want to know is how did this page start off as a serious punishment post and transition into jokes about your Shitbox Anvil? Lmao
LMAO His Back Doors got smashed in Good & Proper ....
The part that made me laugh the most is that someone negged this comment.
I bet you say that to all the boys
I bet you are gonna start crying once that number gets down to 10 eh!!!
You should see him work a pole!
Talk about impressive
If the dude was bigger and leaner I’d say that’s 100% KAPSIZE
Kaps transformation over the years was very impressive. That’s one of the most impressive physiques on the forum and he was a primo GH guy, not even a Tren guy.
anvilThose shorts are not nearly tight enough for me .
The worrying part is you don’t have to search for that , it was already stashed in your wank bank pmsl
Duh! I have it in my “Stokes Future Fantasy” folder- planning great things for the future!!
No way - Gene Hackman and his wife have been found dead.
He was looking his age
Yeah to be honest he reached a pretty good age at 95 which I am guessing many of us on here won't Lol I guess him and his wife didn't want to go on living without each other if he had some kind of bad illness. I can understand that. One of the great actors growing up in our era.
And there dog
Am I allowed to laugh at that comment?
Laught all you want buddy the fun police are not awake until around 3pm uk time
LMFAO!!!!