So there you have it …. Anvil gets sucked press sucks and I just wank in the corner and Smurf stands there thinking about where he could hide the bodies
Damn and here I was throwing him a life raft. Trying to get him out of the pool. IDK? I may have to hear that from the man himself. Say it ain't so brother
My ignorance to the rules no excuse i apologize for what I have done. I will be writing each rule 7 times and will present an essay when I am finished.
I think we need to seriously consider getting Smurf some help …. There going end up writing books and case studies on this mofo if we don’t intervene pmsl
Nah but in all honesty you’re right. Last time I was on tren I fucked a random tinder MILF who swore up and down she was clean & had tubes tied then begged me to cum inside her and I got Chlamydia LOL! Nothing a little Azithromycin didn’t fix though ;)
That's fucking funny! Btw, no Stokes doesn't do the backdoor tongue lashing. We've had this convo before on another page. Some ppl just don't enjoy watching them squirm
True story this …. One time the mrs was sucking on my wood and then I felt the tip of here finger tickling my start fish then before I knew what was happening she started to enter it ……. I nearly hit the ceiling, next thing im sat against the head board racking back and fourth with me knees go me chest , not sure I’ve ever recovered fully. I have since made it very clear no means no and if she goes near it again I will have her arrested for buggery … swear to god I’ll be in that police station with that doll saying she touched me there
Hahaha!!! Listen, I may tongue tickle the entrance to her brown cavern but that's one sided for sure! That's a no fly zone... Exit only for myself.
I get it! For sure I'd be doing the same. All curled up in the corner with tears in my eyes.
I'm not so sure why they think that we like that shit? I guess maybe some dudes do, but this guy right here... I'm not the one. Lol!
I'm sorry you had to go through that Stokesie! I'm here for you if you need to talk. Lol
LMFAO that’s where I draw the line too… exit only for me. I had a girl do similar and I damn near felt like that scene from the exorcist! Got a solid foot of air minimum
Lol... If I so much as feel a cold breeze blow remotely close to my ass crack, I'm out of there. Fuck that! Even the rim of the crack is far too close of a close call for me.
It was 19 a couple have fallen off and with this new automated system there all going to eventually fall off and my record will one day just be whisper in folk tales and myths of days gone bye
As Stokes can personally testify - We do a good job too.
anvilI am really this gay? I get goat roped into all the whoring and gay talk???
Was has a bungee jumper and anvil got in common? ……….. the rubber breaks there both in the shit
anvilI had a feeling, this would be a gay joke LoL
But your not gay it’s your boyfriend that is
Getting your dick sucked isn’t gay. Sucking dick is gay lmao
So there you have it …. Anvil gets sucked press sucks and I just wank in the corner and Smurf stands there thinking about where he could hide the bodies
Hey Sith has that newly split tongue and great knees… it’s about time to invite a new player!
Also, I’d be thinking where to **display- not hide!
We are working with top-tier specimens here.
Who would hide trophies like that?
You are the poster boy for shit stabbing
anvilLOL exactly the online identity I seek
But do you have a pronoun? Lol that's what really makes it gay. If you don't, you're good! Lol
He does and it’s Shim
Damn and here I was throwing him a life raft. Trying to get him out of the pool. IDK? I may have to hear that from the man himself. Say it ain't so brother
Don’t forget about the reward points and discounts for repeat customers !
Good to know ! LMAO
My ignorance to the rules no excuse i apologize for what I have done. I will be writing each rule 7 times and will present an essay when I am finished.
Just keep your eyes off my title
Damn 16! That's impressive.
Say the whore wears a pair of fuck me boots lol...
Then you gotta lick her ass off course,
And if she don't wear them.
U gotta lick her ass of course.
I love when they aren’t expecting it and it literally takes their breath away
That's the best!
I think we need to seriously consider getting Smurf some help …. There going end up writing books and case studies on this mofo if we don’t intervene pmsl
You don’t eat the chocolate starfish?!
What kind help are we talking stokesie….?
Nah but in all honesty you’re right. Last time I was on tren I fucked a random tinder MILF who swore up and down she was clean & had tubes tied then begged me to cum inside her and I got Chlamydia LOL! Nothing a little Azithromycin didn’t fix though ;)
That's fucking funny! Btw, no Stokes doesn't do the backdoor tongue lashing. We've had this convo before on another page. Some ppl just don't enjoy watching them squirm
True story this …. One time the mrs was sucking on my wood and then I felt the tip of here finger tickling my start fish then before I knew what was happening she started to enter it ……. I nearly hit the ceiling, next thing im sat against the head board racking back and fourth with me knees go me chest , not sure I’ve ever recovered fully. I have since made it very clear no means no and if she goes near it again I will have her arrested for buggery … swear to god I’ll be in that police station with that doll saying she touched me there
Somehow I see getting pegged as emasculating but a couple fingers and aggressive deepthroating is all go for me.
I'll take your word on that one. Lol
Hahaha!!! Listen, I may tongue tickle the entrance to her brown cavern but that's one sided for sure! That's a no fly zone... Exit only for myself.
I get it! For sure I'd be doing the same. All curled up in the corner with tears in my eyes.
I'm not so sure why they think that we like that shit? I guess maybe some dudes do, but this guy right here... I'm not the one. Lol!
I'm sorry you had to go through that Stokesie! I'm here for you if you need to talk. Lol
LMFAO that’s where I draw the line too… exit only for me. I had a girl do similar and I damn near felt like that scene from the exorcist! Got a solid foot of air minimum
Lol... If I so much as feel a cold breeze blow remotely close to my ass crack, I'm out of there. Fuck that! Even the rim of the crack is far too close of a close call for me.
LOL you are a seriously sick puppy Smurf
Ya gotta throw the mouth on the starfish, whilst laying it down with the tongue. The wife will never argue with you again! Guaranteed! Lol
I guess being bedridden isn’t so bad when you have skills like that, huh?
Listen, gotta do sumten to burn up this time! LMFAO
rhino82Ill give it a shot then, who knew I could get marriage advice while simultaneously getting advice on anabolics in the same place? I love this place!
You have arrived my friend! Lol
It was 19 a couple have fallen off and with this new automated system there all going to eventually fall off and my record will one day just be whisper in folk tales and myths of days gone bye
Gone but never forgotten LMFAO
Funny… @anvil has that tattooed right on the tramp stamp spot… Press you got anything to say…?
anvilHuh ??? What I miss - my back door has a tat??
Duuude, seriously? @anvil
I bet dudes a homophobe. He figured that will drive any marauding gays away.
Don’t play coy now!
Maybe it's not a tat. maybe it's just a smear that looks like Jesus when you look at it from a certain angle.
anvilOh Greg your getting on the "smearing" of my image!
Show us your tramp stamp princess
It says "Cum Whore" doesn't it?
Deposit here …. I think it says I couldn’t see it that clearly @press1 had his arse in the way
Is that when we were doing the 4 man train?