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What is the consensus on these fucking things? I’ve always been a facial hair/beard or short stubble kinda guy. Recently in 2024, it seems like all the real badasses that mean business have mustaches. So I went for it and now I’m in the club but this thing is pissing me off. I don’t get the clean full look, I get the straggly messy look no matter what I do. I can’t tell if chics are really diggin it, the real badasses have chics tho. Anyone else have any Input pls. And is blue balls not a thing on gear? TIA.

TheIcon's picture

Im not gonna lie. I look like a "KT" with one. Kid Toucher. Liek I shouldn't be near a school or church. Usually every Sept-Dec I grow my beard out. Then New Year I shave it all and Ive shaved it into a Mustache and its just a NO for me and my look.

Drexyl's picture

Lmmfao!

Black90tsi's picture

There aren't many men you can really pull off the stache. Most guys can pull off a beard of varying length. But the stache just doesn't suit most men.

Scrawny-to-not's picture

My wife says she likes the mustache, but everyone else says it looks stupid and honestly I think I capitalize much better on my boyish charms without it. Been clean shaven for a few months, with short neat kept hair. I like it, I think people treat me better when I look clean cut.

IRONWarrior99's picture

Man, I had a mustache for about a little over a month. It grew thick. And I looked pretty mean.. My wife one day looks at me with this grin .. I asked her what the look was for and she says, “You look like a Chester!!!” It was at the very moment, I shaved that shit off!

I have heard of some women liking it though.

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HENCH500's picture

What is a Chester? I’m guessing it’s a sausage jokey ? Not heard anyone called a Chester over here in the uk

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Black90tsi's picture

Chester the child molestor

press1's picture

HAHAhaha!!! Thats a good one, I'm gonna start using that just to see the confused look on peoples faces

Pumped_'s picture

If i clean shave the whole face they say i look like a chester. Always had a full beard but just keep it cut low and edged all the time

smurfdude1234567's picture

Me too. Our damn necks must be too thick for complete clean shaven haha. I’ve always had some formulation of a Goatee since it started coming in

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press1's picture

Thats how I do it bud, just half an inch riding along the chin graded with a beard clipper and edged with a razor - can get away with grading it once per week.

Jockstrap's picture

Mustaches are for tickling balls. Unless youre cheech marin or tom sellek

Drexyl's picture

Think before you answer, Tom Selleck with or without mustache?

Jockstrap's picture

He is just one of thosr old school stud types. @Drexyl Growing up all the ladies squealed when he was on screen.

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Jockstrap's picture

Gargles and swallows. Hahaha

SeeOhShow's picture

No firefighters and first responders who have to wear APRs or be on supplied air started this. Way before Cbum was even alive. Gotta be clean shaved to pass your fit test and wear a respirator per OSHA regs. Only facial hair you can have is a mustache because it doesn’t interfere with the seal.

Aka real men.

smurfdude1234567's picture

Yep! Only time I rocked solo Stache was my time in the Oil field!

The fracking sand contains silicon and can cause terrible lung damage. If anyone was curious about the main reason we had to wear them there

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press1's picture

Interesting FACT OF THE DAY!!!!

DavosD's picture

Same looks absolutely ridiculous. Then they add the mullet for the creepy bum look.

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press1's picture

Ya mean 'Lissssppy Bum LMAO

sandman3698's picture

Drippy bum?.... You know... Cuz the semen.

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iFit's picture

There’s no in between. Either you look good with one (rare) or you give out that creepy/pedo vibe (most).

IronBug's picture

I think it depends on how thick it is. Dudes with super thick mustaches look can pull it off. It's the thin ones that give off raper vibes haha.

smurfdude1234567's picture

I may make an argument for the latter… that thick 70’s-90’s cop stache is questionable….

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Black90tsi's picture

Now i want to watch Super Troopers again.

press1's picture

They rarely seem to look good on blokes, some guys can carry them off with the full shaven close beard look but you have to be pretty good looking already like Drex to do it - and look slightly Gay. A lot of celebs seem to be having a go at the look currently but they just look like Hill billies to me - look at Justin Bieber currently LMAO

Drexyl's picture

Burt Reynolds? Sam Elliott? Ron Jeramey? You could guess who they were just by a close up pic of the mustaches. Oh yeah, Freddie Mercury too.

Black90tsi's picture

There isn't a thing in the universe that could make Ron Jeremy look halfway decent. That man just screams "dirty sleazebag" no matter what.

DeeMan's picture

You a nice looking fella Drex. I saw your pic. Magnum PI had the ultimate stache! I think Burt comes a close second. I don't know man I just don't rock em. You shave clean now?

Drexyl's picture

Burt had to have his, looked like George Bush without it.

DeeMan's picture

That's how you want to look haha. I can totally see u rocking this bushy lipped look. Hey man not sure if you know this but ole Burt went to Florida State University. He was a baller from what I understand. He got a football scholarship. Played halfback. Ladies loved him and guys wanted to be him. ...kinda like us guys wanna be like Wanted. @Drexyl

smurfdude1234567's picture

There’s a Drex pic floating around and I haven’t gotten it? I feel cheated & betrayed!

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DeeMan's picture

He put his model type photo shot out there. You haven't been around but usually he likes to put out penis shots. No shame in that Kat's game

press1's picture

Be careful what you wish for - once you've seen it you can't 'un-see' it if you get me

Drexyl's picture

You’re poking the hornets nest… lol

press1's picture

I had a look around, but it seems you've erased all evidence!!

He needs to see 'it' - if only for an evening.

Trick or Treat?

Drexyl's picture

Took everything down 5 weeks ago, same night I had to dump my gear…

smurfdude1234567's picture

Sounds like I missed some serious backstory…

Should’ve hit me up- I would’ve gone dumpster diving

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Drexyl's picture

You would’ve been VERY happy.

smurfdude1234567's picture

That’s never fun man… glad you’re still here and sorry to hear that happened! I’d love to hear the story someday.

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Drexyl's picture

Thanks man, I’m glad to be here.

Drexyl's picture

Yeah man, the most I can go is a few days. Even when I had beards in the past they were 2-3 weeks tops. They would itch so bad and drive me crazy lol

DeeMan's picture

Yeah I itch like a mofo if I try to grow a beard. I keep that shadow on my face. A lil bit of something something. For some reason I imagined u looking exactly like Garthe Knight. Now his stache was creepy

Spool's picture

Yea, Fuck, the Beiber thing is a tough one. That’s another factor to consider, good or bad. When I was in my 20s my facial hair and hair could do no wrong. Looked great no matter what I did. Pushing 40, that shit goes away.

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press1's picture

Although I have a shaven chin strap beard nowadays and it doesn't look half bad, I've never been a fan of facial hair. But since I am half bald on top now resulting in just doing a grade 1 all over I figure you can add a bit of individuality somewhere LMAO Bro I use to love hair waxxing and clay on top even though I was going fine from 21 onwards, 30 then got tough but JESUS once I started messing about with steroids particularly DBol and Trenbolone it literally Fucked Off overnight!!! Don't even have hair products now in the bathroom.

Drexyl's picture

Can’t say I’ve ever rocked the mustache only, even as a teen there was goatee involved. Then I had various goatees, beards, chin straps, etc over the years, never just the mustache. Then I started doing just for men, then that got old so I just shave everything now. Although I’ll get lazy and let just a little stubble grow in.

press1's picture

You started doing 'Just Men'??