Spool's picture
Spool
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+ 1 Mustaches?

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What is the consensus on these fucking things? I’ve always been a facial hair/beard or short stubble kinda guy. Recently in 2024, it seems like all the real badasses that mean business have mustaches. So I went for it and now I’m in the club but this thing is pissing me off. I don’t get the clean full look, I get the straggly messy look no matter what I do. I can’t tell if chics are really diggin it, the real badasses have chics tho. Anyone else have any Input pls. And is blue balls not a thing on gear? TIA.

Drexyl's picture

Only on the last Wednesday of every month…

press1's picture

Moustaches always remind me of my father having one and thinking man that just looks bad lol You can always smell food and drink that goes in it too right under your nose.

Drexyl's picture

Soup is a killer, especially any chowder.

press1's picture

I would have to argue that Protein shakes are most dangerous to moustaches