posted Wed, 07/26/2017 - 17:39
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Martial Arts Wednesday with Ninja Pale
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As some of you may know, our beloved Moderator Pale has been a praticioner of martial arts most of his life. Though his skills have had limited use as he has held the title of the local dungeons and drangons dungeon master, his heart is that of a lion. Believe me when I say that you don't want to mess with Pale in the darkness of his mother's basement. That's when shit gets real.
Bros and Brozettes...
I give you Pale "The Detroit Dungeon Master" Goldman
All my love, no homo
Ed
PS: shit gets real at around the 5 minute mark.
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Lmao! Thanks for getting this on film brother Ed! Another classic and worthy gem!
Brother Pale does indeed become more handsome in each video! He must be on a bulk/Tren cycle for he's storing some fat! He's also short of breath and sweating! But he is the classic ninja swordsman!
Who knew our beloved Mod was a man of so many talents? Lol
I don't follow the crowds...
You're a good sport brother Pale, always have been! Individuals who can laugh at themselves are unique and don't follow the crowds! :))
Gotta love that sleek ninjitsu footwork!! didn't know you were so quick on your feet brother bahahaha
sunamcaha1I think hes on steroids
I get that a lot,lol
I'm most impressed with Pales ability to thwart off attackers with his big moves so he's left with enough time to catch his breath, adjust his sweatshirt and pull up his pants so often. That's when you know you're an animal.
I wouldn't fuck with that beast. He'll ninja ju jistu kick flip trick that ass into next week. I know a monster when I see one
I have been outed! But hey DM is a rare skill, finding a good one is no easy task...
True dat bro. True dat.
Fire ball that's 4 d8 damage
Lol, I don't even know what the hell you just said.
Thats the best mullet I've seen since joe dirt go get em pale
Ed thanks for being part of the community it wouldn't be the same without you
Haha, I was going say something about that being one hell of a mullet. They're coming back in style man! My youngest actually asked the barber if he could give him one. Lol! He was only joking (I hope)
Lol that's great
Im from the south but never had long hair so never had a mullet but when I was about 10 I had a rat tail im not sure if you would even know what that is but its like a minnie mullet. Its just a small square on the back of your head that you let grow long.
Twista. Holy shit pale two swords and a mullet.
Lol the belly exposing matrix moves!
Pure gold!
Pmsl!
That's too scary to watch all the way to the end.
No doughnuts were harmed in the making of this film (at least the part I saw)
As bad ass as that is, his weapon of choice is a scythe, whereas mine's a sigh.
LMAO!
That's some real ninja ass shit! I didn't know that their secrets were out there for all to be seen! There could be some ninja consequences for this. Good luck.
Yeah, the ninja shit can be pretty sketchy. There has been a number of occasions that I'll crack a joke with Pale and bam, Chinese star, right in the quad.
Bwhahaha dont judge that's just what he looks like during his off season dirty bulking stage
He was running a cycle of Tobelrone at the time.
unreal89Noice! Looking good pale
Man, ............ showing videos of Pale could cost you a whole bunch of karma, you could end up down where I am or worse.
I couldn't keep his badassedness a secret any longer.
Nice camera work btw.
Thanks. I filmed it on my flip phone