How to deal with Pestering Cunts?
Now this is something that really pisses me off - People who think that their Gym time is more important than yours ...
So I am in the gym yesterday morning just after the Peak rush hour period, I had just managed to get on the Pec flye machine (Yes I know - extremely gay) because I cannot do dumbells yet. I had my stopwatch running on my phone as I time rest periods between sets and I had been using it all of 7 minutes, doing 2 warm up sets so far and was about to do the first of 2 to 3 working sets.
I see this woman approach me and she bends down to say something to me none of which I could understand as it was all in Broken bloody english, I instantly get my back up as I know it'll be along the lines of letting me know she wants the machine - So I say back 'WHAT?? Silly Bitch then cannot fuckin hear me as she hasn't even bothered to take out her earbuds despite asking me something, so she says again 'How many more sets have you got to go?. In other words 'I want to use the machine so can you hurry up'.
I give the Dead eyed glare back answer of 2 Sets. She then gets the message that I was NOT in a friendly mood and fucks off to the corner of the room where she proceeds to watch me LMAO I thought right, FUCK you ya Bitch I am going to take even longer rest periods now and do more sets. Luckily for her the machine behind me freed up so she got to use that instead.
Now I wouldn't care if I had been on it 15 mintues or more as its a fair question if she had actually been watching me from the start also - But I had been on it 7 God Damn minutes!!!
So Guy's - give me some of your best responses I can use in the future for Arseholes like this 
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the key is to use just enough tren to not care but not enough to assault them. trial and error
It’s funny I read this post yesterday & had an interaction later in the day. It was at 3:30-4pm so not the rush hour crowd just yet, plenty of space to lift. My gym has so many cables where the dumbbells are in the back of gym, but near the cardio area in the front they have 3 cable crossover machines. I’m on one of them using both cables for bicep curls & lat pullovers.
As I’m doing lat pullover this guy grabs the cable next to me starts adjusting it for triceps, he didn’t even ask or acknowledge me at first. I stopped & said yo I’m using that, “oh I’m sorry bro didn’t know that” well if you asked you would know. I really didn’t want to make a big deal about it & was like go ahead man it’s whatever.
It just blows my mind I would never just take over a cable without asking. The gym wasn’t even packed he could’ve walked around & found one. I’ve literally only got 30 mins to lift on Tuesday & Thursday because I have night time classes. So I don’t have time for people’s bullshit, dude was actually built to so he should know better.
Its the same as when you pull up to the supermarket about 20 mins before closing when the whole car park is virtually empty, you park your car where you have more than ample room to open your doors on both sides because there is no one parked next to you. You grab your things in the car about to get out and what happens - Yes, some Arsehole parks in the space right next to your drivers side door!!! You are sat thinking what the Absolute Fuck??? Ignorant to the whole God Damn world, thickest fuckers anywhere. Same also happens when you walk back out with shoppng and some twat has parked right next to your car door when they have 100 other spaces to choose from. Its like these pricks are homing missles focused on pissing everyone else off!!!
People are just wild & always in a rush lol.
I’m waiting to move houses next year in January, much bigger house & property. I’m turning the whole garage into a gym, I did the whole home gym thing for 3 years during covid so I’m used to it. But sold all my equipment when I took my break from lifting.
I thought you guys rode unicycles everywhere?
That's just the Midgets in the Pornhub vids you watch
Why have I got the feeling another AI is coming my way .....
HAHAHAHAH that could be it...
This???
Is that Dom before all the tattoos? If so that dude is hilarious.
Curls in squat rack causes happy kids
Can I set the scene?
Id tear that big booty latina up
Is the left army tiny due to his recent surgery? Was that intentional?? hahahah
Extremely.
Don't encourage him Lol
Holy shit bro! I just spit my coffee out when I saw the arm. You ain't shit dude! LMFAO
@press1 hey get back here.
LMFAOOO You are a funny Bastard!!!! Follow the DBol trail
Thank you, I prompted a pakistani looking chick and she came out looking latina, thick as hell. I'm going to start and try to remember to include more Eroids characters in the backgrounds.
Would have been amazing if you did a nice little sexy blonde, straight hair and some PVC leggings - Hell Yeah you can share my machine AALLLLLLL DAY LOOOOONG Bitch!!!
We're offf to Never Neverland!!!!
Whats happened to bros left arm?? Holy shit im fucking dying over LOL
He had surgery, didn't ya know lol
Yeh I think I forgot to tell everyone on here about my shoulder - I'll put up a post now!!
Lol "In case you haven't heard"
Oh we know, just had to remind you LOL
The baby arm is hilarious
Bunch 'O Cunts ....
Sounds like breakfast cereal
I think the milks gone bad!
'A GET-AWAY DRIVER????? What EXACTLY can he get away from??!!!!
Excuse me, could you turn the tv down?
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Wooooooooo
Bean-toast flavored protein shakes LMAO
Shes kinda thick, she'd be working in with me
I feel like the best thing to do is to offer someone to work in, they are typically way to introverted to do so and will politely decline and say they’ll wait. This was a woman to, so she for sure would have declined.
Find a new gym. I dont know how yall deal with these packed to the max globo gyms. I pay double for a private mom n pop gym and id pay more if they charged it. Capped membership, never crowded. Some Sunday mornings Im literally the only person there
The part that pisses me off the most about this particular situation @press1 is that she asked you a question but left her headphones on so she cant even hear your reply. That ignorant rudeness right there would get her this response: 'maybe 2, maybe 10, ill let you know when im done"
EXACTLY PAL!!!! It's as if she wasn't interested in listening to my response or answer - she just wanted to pressure me to get off it
Normally I go in after 11pm mate and its dead - I just couldn't this time, otherwise its great. Crap like this reminds me why I do lol
I’ve asked some women myself when they were obviously finished If they needed the squat rack. It’s usually a polite thing to ask so you can move around during peak on to something else. I get it though. I get raged pissed if I get followed by women at the gym. I don’t wanna talk to nobody or be bothered. Sounds like you just have high Testosterone --
Probably stating the obvious there given you are on a Steroid website.
You really use gear? I thought this was one big larp forum LOL
Lol, my guess is somewhere around 6 to 7x the amount of a normal male.... weird.
Something I see at Planet Fitness but absolutely NO other gym is a person sitting right beside/in front of a station waiting on someone to finish. No matter how long it takes. It’s like they can’t do anything else in the gym. It has to be this specific thing. Once I get warmed up if I stop for more than 4-5 minutes it has a negative impact on my workout. These people will stop 20 minutes or more waiting on something. Once PF put the deadlift/squat platforms in I had start using them though. Super convenient but there are some strange characters in them.
I think you're off base here. She didn't know how long you've been on the machine and that's a perfectly fine question to ask. Perhaps you could have offered her to work in?
So you think its perfectly fine just to go up to anyone and ask how long they have to go when they are using equipment in the gym? I don't - they are basically putting pressure on you to get off it. Wait until they are done with it.
You can neg me all you want. But I know you're an older guy too. "Working in" was the norm.
Yeah and I also know you are an ex banned account, I've been watching you since the day you joined on here but I cannot place the name luckily for you.
I went to bed brother. I have to be up at 145 and be at work at 3. I promise you im not a former banned account. I only joined bc I got a liberty vile from unc and felt he deserved for it to be seen. I think only 3 of us recieved one.
MMmmmm 'Silence speaks a thousand words .....
Well im old school. That's how we did it back in the 90's and 2000's. " how many sets you have? Ok, you mind if I work in w you" If she was bitchy toward you ok...you are good. But this possessing equipment is bullshit. I see people sitting on equipment for 20 minutes all the time now and when asked if they mind if I work in, they look like a deer in headlights. At that point, I just tell them get up bc im working in with you.
If you had bothered to read the Intro above I said I had been on it all of 7 minutes and had done 2 warm up sets - at that point I don't want someone in my face basically getting me to commit to how many working sets I am going to do.
If I want a machine that someone is using I just start tickling them until they leave
What you guys call tickling over there? Rape?
Pleeease Stayyy!!!!!
I want you I need you Ohh GOD .....
Not using the pec dec flys makes you gay. Only if the balls tough....
I like the pec deck