HONEY I'M ON STEROIDS!
Alright bros heres my delemia. I work at home(also workout at home) so I spent most of my time at the house. Hear someone knocking at the door and lo and behold its my damn wife. she got mad and quit her job, but little does she know that I have an affair with needles and juice. I'm about to start a 12 week cycle with a ton of gear. I normally shootup while shes at work and get rid of the evidence, but now shes going to be home 24/7 and I don't know how in the Hell I'll be able to keep her from my dark secret. She is easily fool by what steroids are, she thinks steroids come in a bottle that says steroid. I have put some dbol in a old bottle one time and told her it was vitamins. Also got some deca and told her the Doctor presribe it to me for sore joints. But theres too much gear and shit load of needles to hide this time. I could tell her its some kind of legal shit like synthol, but hell I don't know which is worse, her knowing I spent money or juicin. You married guys should I tell her about my affair and say honey I'm on steroids or what would you do?
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sit on the couch a lot, don't go dancing, or take her to eat, then go limp at the time... then loop the HRT commercial on your TV. It will work for you! My wife knows I am doing HRT. I am just mixing in some bonus juice!
LIE LIE LIE!!!! The truth will land you land u out on the street. dnt let any1 tlk u into telling her. she will divorce your ass and take everything, steroids are babd and we are all just a bunch of jumkies that are having problems dealing with out natural selves. LMMFAO Just kidding u need to tell her b4 its 2 late. if she slips up and finds u hiding it I promise u it will be alot harder on you. relationships are built on honesty, thats why mine is so shaky, oh im honesty with her about the juice, just not all the online girlfriends ive now got thanks to eroids. I LOVE MY LIFE
Speak for yourself man, I'm no "jumkie" =D
Jab.
Well my problem is solved. My wifes work place called her back and offered her a new postion, so shes going back to work. Her and I did watch bigger stronger faster togather. I beleive that guy that was talking about the side effects of calcium being more dangerous than steroid did her in! Asked her what she thought about steroids, she looks at it as cosmetics. Still haven't come clean yet but will in time. Didn't start using roids until after we were married, but I do believe just because your married, your spouse doesn't have to know everything about you, I mean come on I'm not whipped I do the whipping lol. But I will work it into her mind for a while so its not such a bomb.
Not married but live at g/f house and I just told her I'm ordering and explained that it's no big deal. I went on and on about how it's safe if you do it properly and that I have good resources to get very safe and secure gear haha...now she says "is this a ball shrinkage thug again?" I simply showed her my two bottles if hcg and explained that it brings em back and better than ever. She might try a var cycle I've been snooping around the ladies lounge for information.
Roids r now a part of me till death do us part amd she can deal. Also search the web for stuff like "Bigger Faster Stronger," and other informative things on the benefits of steroids. Shit I even use her needles for the farm animals sometimes if I run low.
I told my wife, I was really worried because she's so anti drugs but she was happy that I'd said and she knows I know what I'm doing.
I was trying to get her to pin me because I can't do my glutes myself any more, after watching me pin my quads she wouldn't do it!!
She's happy to prep it all though which shocked me big time, now she dresses up nursey and strokes me better after :-)
AnonSince I am married... as the wife side of being married to a guy who is juicin.. you should tell her, it s gonna be hell to try to keep it from her for any length of time.. plus, it s a big thing to lie about... hell who knows you might luck and she'll use gear too..
I just sat my wife down and told her flat out. She initially was a little shocked (acting anyways) then she said she figured something was up. After I told her about the roids I then said "Now get your bitch ass in the kitchen and bake me a pie!"
Haaa! It was really no big deal at all, we make jokes all the time about it now.
Jab.
Like a lot of the members said have her watch "Bigger, Faster, Stronger" with her, I think I saw it on Netflix a couple weeks ago when I was flipping thro there
This is something that turned me from anti roids a couple years ago into someone who uses them
It should be an ice breaker and it shows how the american politics and media are full of shit on everything to do with steroids
let us know how it goes
tread-mI'll be back, I always wait for the hardback...
Tell her you were starting to feel ghey and had thoughts of running off with the mail man. But you thought you would try steroids and see if it would help save your marrige. "Good new Honey, I love you more than ever and find you really sexy and I haven't had a thought about the paperboy in months".
LMAO
TxBigBoyBest excuse I've ever heard! What's she gonna say "your not gay". She will have a rude awakening when she checks the computer history and finds more gay porn than she knows what to do with! I'd start downloading now to make sure you got enough to convience her.
It is really all in your ability to sell it.
ETA: She could even join Eroids and start a thread "Steroids saved my marriage".
This is why its usually best to tell them when you guys either start dating or before. Im assuming you weren't juicing when you met her tho or you just recently started. BUT theres always other alternatives. Play 20 questions or something and find a way to tell her thru there. Shit like that always works for us younger guys!
Change your routine.
I have a wife and kids. I know that if I talk to my wife it will be a big discussion, I'll win out, but she'll be fuming about it for weeks or months. I'd rather not deal with it right now. Also, I do not want my kids to get the wrong idea at their young age that taking illicit drugs is OK no matter what the reason. At their age they're too young to understand.
I get up early to go to the gym at 5am I'll get up even earlier on the days I pin.
At 3:30 - 4:00 am I might as well be in the house alone.
I buy my pins at the local rite-aid for 20 cents each so I don't have to worry about keeping bulk or ordering them through the mail.
homie it's just best to talk to her. If she loves u she'll understand, if she dont understand theres other bitchs if their arent other bithes then u can just jack off to how big u r. ..... theres always options!!!
I don't know man those bitch tits look better on her!! lol
Yeah, I talked to my wife before ever starting up. She did my first inject. You might try watching "Bigger, Faster, Stronger" with her and see how she reacts. But then again I would just tell her...
I seriously can't believe I'm listening to an adult man who is on juice and can't even confront his wife about what he does or does not with his body. Man up! And I say this in a good way, but man up!
Eric090585well my woman knows...but if she ever told me to stop i just might have to.
she's 5'2" 113 lbs and i'm terrified of her lol
Thats why its necessary for us men to juice up...so we can stand our ground lol
Eric090585or at least take the beating a little better lol
I used to pretend i was having a shit and jab in my bathroom. In the end i just told her and i came to the arrangement ill pay for her nails or hair every month if she doesn't moan about what i spend on gear. Bribery mate, works wonders