posted Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:34
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HONEY I SHRUNK MY BALLS
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So i just informed my wife,that soon she won't have to worry about my balls hitting her chin. She is gonna think my dick has all of da sudden got bigger,hey nothing wrong with illusion. I am looking forward to her being able to put my dick,and nuts in her mouth,can;t wait. To be honest it sucks having big balls,what are they good for,they just swing side to side,and quite frankly da older u get da funnier they look,my last fight my dam cup came out of place and pinched da hell out of my right nut,and i had to keep fighting like that,i knew i had to end it soon. if not i would have got my face beat in..so question is what you rather have big balls or small one,and if a doc offered to cut your balls off for free of charge would you do it?
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tread-mWTF....my wife told me all women took their hubby's balls and put them in a hello kitty hope chest....I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!
TxBigBoyOnly place my wife puts my balls is in her mouth! oooooooo. Dont let her know i said that though.
cycoSo true,lol...
U guys are nuts.. lmao.
it could be the sequal to honey i shrunk the kids! ;)
cycoi will call the producers and get da ball rollin,,lol,,,,
Being on gear, I don't need balls.
And having them cut off would save me a TREMENDOUS amount of money in child support payments.
tread-mI actually have it on pretty good authority you dont have your balls anymore either, I'll keep it hush hush around the boys though.....in the gym shower I wear a fake pair , just some old panty hose I stuffed a couple of golf balls in and rubber banded around the ole trouser sausage, i think they know sometimes and just dont have the heart to say anything...
sgtstedankoI just use two from the little doohickey on my desk. I just love the sound they make when I run:) click, clack, click, clack... Very soothing
tread-mYeah but brother we're talking the summer sausage you getg in the party section...nothing with the word little in it is gonna match....stay thirsty!
AMEN!!!! Brother
cycoamen to that brother,child support can take u over da edge,or under da bridge..
Cut them off?? then what would I do with my left hand...?
cycodude do i have to tell you everything,,left hand stays on da shaft and right hand,well right thumb works wonders in da butt,,lol...wait wait before u go off and try it,lubercation is key,,,goodluck,,lol...
I'm not about to become a eunuch.
I'd loose my balance... kind of how a big cat uses its tail.
cycoNever thought about that hmmm,there could be some truth to that. i know if you cut a pitbull's tail he would lose his balance. but im off balance already,so it might have the opposite effect.
sgtstedankoLOL!
sgtstedankoA little smaller would be good for me. The older I get, they kinda get in the way sometimes:) I don't know, I've had a couple bad hernias before,"worst was abdominal" and I remember that I was about ready to go freeze some baby batter, and chop em off myself... Not now though:)
cycoi should have frozen some baby batter myself,i could have chosen when it was time,but then again the way my wife talks now,they would still be sitting there.lol. It really scared me a few years ago,my grandfather was sick,so i had to clean him up,and till this day i have never seen bigger balls. he looked at me,and said your time is coming. you will be pissing on your balls in no time,lol..grrr
sgtstedankoUm, OK. I don't know how to respond to that, so I'll just end with a smiley :)?
TxBigBoyI would if he offered me a lifetime supply of test to go along with it.
cycolol,hell i would give him my balls and a leg to go with it.lol..