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IN THE DESERT

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So your all alone in the dried up desert. Have not seen the juice in seven days. All the cactus are looking like syringes filled with the best test you have ever seen. At this point it is a do or die situation. Here pop's up a dude with muscles from head 2 toe,and yes big thick horns,filled with viens. everytime he speaks you can see the da horns squirt sust-250. Drops are falling right inches away from you tongue,but you can;t open you mouth due to da dry-cotton stuck in between your teeth,like a thick glue. Hey there i got unlimited supply of your favorites in my underground lab-i call it heat-gear,one taste and you will feel like your on fire. Will you join him,and will this really be heaven?

7gothic's picture

Considering Heaven is filled with the likes of Jimmy Swaggert, Jerry Falwell, Jim Baker, and other money-grubbing televangelists and judgemental Christians, I'll take Hell. THAT'S where the real party is.

Greg's picture

You should not be eating those cactus flowers...

lafragle's picture

what the fuck is this