IN THE DESERT
So your all alone in the dried up desert. Have not seen the juice in seven days. All the cactus are looking like syringes filled with the best test you have ever seen. At this point it is a do or die situation. Here pop's up a dude with muscles from head 2 toe,and yes big thick horns,filled with viens. everytime he speaks you can see the da horns squirt sust-250. Drops are falling right inches away from you tongue,but you can;t open you mouth due to da dry-cotton stuck in between your teeth,like a thick glue. Hey there i got unlimited supply of your favorites in my underground lab-i call it heat-gear,one taste and you will feel like your on fire. Will you join him,and will this really be heaven?
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sgtstedankoNope, I've been there. It started out quite nicely, ended badly. As everything always does, otherwise it wouldn't end at all... Personally, I want GODS GEAR, or Jesus Juice. Whichever. In fact, that's gonna be the name of my co. If I ever get a really good supply of affordable powders, get a clean room set up, etc, etc, etc, and start up a source on here:) You really think the Devil would give you good gear bro:)
Considering Heaven is filled with the likes of Jimmy Swaggert, Jerry Falwell, Jim Baker, and other money-grubbing televangelists and judgemental Christians, I'll take Hell. THAT'S where the real party is.
cycoYea buddy it's time to party like some roidstars,party-party..see you there..
tread-mI like to think of him as a little 8 lbs 6 oz. Baby Jesus and a shape shifter...
cycolol..
You should not be eating those cactus flowers...
cycohey those cactus got some nice looking sharpy things,looks like there all 22 gauges..
what the fuck is this