Forced to cheat!
Last night, My parents went shopping and I asked them SPECIFICALLY to buy me some Turkey Breasts and Stir-Fry with mixed veges! (yeah im a lazy prick, but I have my manners since this is the only way I get my food!!) anyway they said they would get me them, im all excited then wooo!
45 minutes later, I'm starving..I just did a 2 hour workout about an hour before, My body is screaming for some sexy protein and nutrients.
finally they came back about 15 minutes after and I'm in my room, drooling about that turkey I'm craving for, (serious) and I hear the front door open and I'm all crazy and shit, I'm a animal when it comes to food, and all I hear my parents shout up was, "Takeaways here!!!"
What!????? I was so pissed off, there was nothing else in the house worth eating..
I ended up eating a big greasy chicken wrap with a big portion of chips and curry dip, covered in salt and vinegar. GRRR!! I was forced to cheat!!!!
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Sexy protein lol
I got devored moved home. mom and pops know I gear and mom always hooks me up with good foods!~
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Yeah man... Ill just leave high school and try to find a job without any qualifications needed in a country that has been in a recession for the past 10 years, obviously Im going to be dependant on myself when I finish school and get a job.
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here's a concept.... go grocery shopping with which ever parent does the job. Probably the mom. Kill 2 birds with one stone.. get your sexy protein picked out to last till the next time shopping needs to be done. And your mom will probably like it your there to shoot the shit and you get to be the Man and help with the heavy crap for her
you are dead to me haha
haha you dont know how stressful it is when I cheat foods, I know people who stress over school exams, for me its food!!
staxx88at lease you didnt fuck the dinner rolls....thought u meant cheat in another way..llove me some greasy chicks j/k.
onmy first cycle bro, im eatin like a hobo at a buffett...fork...whats that?
It must be nice to have your parents paying the grocery bills
I'm a spoiled mofo! jokes aside though im grateful as fuck!
That was soooo funny .I seriously laughed my ass off.
tread-mWell it happens, get back in a treatment program, call your sponser and lets get back on track. I actually did the same thing last night. Got home and my wife had dropped in a big sweet roast , spinach and green beans with cauliflower mashed potatoes. All my food, smelled like boobs in here it was so damn sweet but there was a catch, not going to be ready for another hour. "I'm gonna run an errand baby doll". I fly into whataburger with full wood brother, I mean bark on it stuff drool coming out my mouth crayons in hand helmet on the whole 9!!! Double whataburger with cheese and a chicken wrap please bitcheeeezzzzz! So I'm out at the curb looking like a homeless man with his first meal in weeks and scarfed!!! Damn it was good. I get home and about 45 minutes later dinner is ready, I acted as though nothing had ever happened and took that Roast to SCHOOOOOOL..WHAT NOW ROAST, WHAT NOW!!!! It happens brother, pick your head up and move forward, nothing behind you that you need so look ahead.
hahaha! you gotta hate it and love it at the same time man!
tread-mDouble cheeseburgers are my weakness when I cheat (aside of pizza which I rarely do). They are so good at this place I buy 3 of 'em. 2 to eat and one to bang. Won't lie to you, didn't wear protection! No homo