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There are no crop circles, they are simply Chuck Norris telling the world, sometimes corn just needs to lie the F*ck down!

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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.... To bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

rolltide3's picture

Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or God....... trick question Chuck Norris is god

WINNING's picture

While learning cpr chuck Norris, brought the dummy to life!

WINNING's picture

When chuck Norris went away to college, he told his father "your the man of the house now "

Ironforged's picture

When chuck Norris shaves, his razors get irritation bumps

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greenhatchy's picture

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down!!!

geneticfreak's picture

when Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

Nitti's picture

Chuck Norris and superman once fought on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Nitti's picture

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you just picked up the wrong phone.

Nitti's picture

Chuck Norris's email addy...... [email protected]

brandoc84's picture

Chuck Norris does not shower, he only takes blood baths.

RickRock1086's picture

Chuck Norris got bit by a king cobra, after 5 agonizing days... The cobra died.

jkc's picture

Chuck Norris ate a whole birthday cake, before his friends told him there was a stripper in it.

MisterP's picture

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....TWICE!

bigbigger's picture

Some people can walk on water. Chuck Norris swims through land.

everclese's picture

Chuck Norris was swimming in the ocean... The biggest baddest great white shark swam up to chuck and spit his teeth out... the shark KNEW, he wasnt the toughest m'fer in the water anymore... Saw it w/ my own eyes. True story.

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I made most of it up, but I cant take all the credit... Check this out I think it's funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pADdd_NR3WQ

Thor's picture

Chuck Norris tv commercials are PPV live events !

markymark's picture

Chuck Norris put a tremble in da'bones of Evil....carved a mountain into a cathedral..

MisterP's picture

Mosquitos won't bite Chuck Norris.....Out of respect!

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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

everclese's picture

Chuck Norris doesnt mow his lawn, he stands on his porch and dares it to grow...

Cam2012's picture

Type in "find chuck Norris" into google and hit I'm feelin lucky Smile

MisterP's picture

Princess Dianas car didn't crash.... Chuck Norris kicked it!!!

Thor's picture

God prays to Chuck Norris !!

MisterP's picture

Steven Hawking doesn't have CP... Chuck Norris roundHouse kicked him!!!

MisterP's picture

Chuck Norris doesn't like to get his hair wet.... So water let's him walk on it!!!

MisterP's picture

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.....and he got one!

Thor's picture

Top mexican cartel leaders take orders from Chuck Norris

ruski's picture

when tread gets his karma to 10,000 he'll get a chuck badge

Nitti's picture

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it!

Thor's picture

Most people can predict the future, Chuck Norris remembers the future

bigbigger's picture

Ghosts sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Thor's picture

when Chuck Norris got into a car accident, the airbags was too afraid to hit him

everclese's picture

Chuck Norris for President? We can write him in...

ruski's picture

that would be a demotion for him