posted Sat, 08/11/2012 - 19:24
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+ 1 CHUCK NORRIS PART DEUX
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There are no crop circles, they are simply Chuck Norris telling the world, sometimes corn just needs to lie the F*ck down!
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.... To bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or God....... trick question Chuck Norris is god
While learning cpr chuck Norris, brought the dummy to life!
When chuck Norris went away to college, he told his father "your the man of the house now "
When chuck Norris shaves, his razors get irritation bumps
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down!!!
when Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris and superman once fought on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
CleyonBwahahahaha!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you just picked up the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris's email addy...... [email protected]
Chuck Norris does not shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris got bit by a king cobra, after 5 agonizing days... The cobra died.
Chuck Norris ate a whole birthday cake, before his friends told him there was a stripper in it.
tread-mOh he knew my friend, I've eatin a few myself and that creamy goodness on the inside Is unmistakable! Lol
CleyonAre you talking about Viking or ED's creamy goodness?
tread-mV of course, Eds a slut! Lol
CleyonHe is, that guy gets around! His passport looks more worn than my oldest pair of shoes!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....TWICE!
Some people can walk on water. Chuck Norris swims through land.
Chuck Norris was swimming in the ocean... The biggest baddest great white shark swam up to chuck and spit his teeth out... the shark KNEW, he wasnt the toughest m'fer in the water anymore... Saw it w/ my own eyes. True story.
tread-mAre you fing kidding me, a shark spit his teeth out?!!! Lol...you know I love you brother but Nooka pleeeaase!
I made most of it up, but I cant take all the credit... Check this out I think it's funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pADdd_NR3WQ
tread-mLmao..that's funny. You know I was messin with you I cracked up! Almost as bad/funny as the "corn laying down" that I started with above! Lol
Chuck Norris tv commercials are PPV live events !
Chuck Norris put a tremble in da'bones of Evil....carved a mountain into a cathedral..
Mosquitos won't bite Chuck Norris.....Out of respect!
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.
tread-mLmaoooo
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris doesnt mow his lawn, he stands on his porch and dares it to grow...
Type in "find chuck Norris" into google and hit I'm feelin lucky
Princess Dianas car didn't crash.... Chuck Norris kicked it!!!
God prays to Chuck Norris !!
Steven Hawking doesn't have CP... Chuck Norris roundHouse kicked him!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't like to get his hair wet.... So water let's him walk on it!!!
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.....and he got one!
CleyonHe could have ordered Chick-Fil-A at Burger King and got it.
tread-mHe ordered an 8 piece nugget and waffle fries at Autozone....and got it!
CleyonThe grand canyon exists because Chuck Norris stomped his foot once. True story.
Top mexican cartel leaders take orders from Chuck Norris
when tread gets his karma to 10,000 he'll get a chuck badge
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it!
Most people can predict the future, Chuck Norris remembers the future
CleyonA guy slapped Chuck Norris... Once.
tread-mchucks penis is an actual spitting Cobra, either that or his penis ate one and thought it would be cool to not swallow the head. Either way, badass...true story
Ghosts sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
when Chuck Norris got into a car accident, the airbags was too afraid to hit him
Chuck Norris for President? We can write him in...
that would be a demotion for him