posted Sat, 08/11/2012 - 19:24
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+ 1 CHUCK NORRIS PART DEUX
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There are no crop circles, they are simply Chuck Norris telling the world, sometimes corn just needs to lie the F*ck down!
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Chuck Norris's shit, smells like new money...
tread-mAAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck norris is really dead!! its just death is afraid to tell him
Sharks have a week on discovery channel called " Chuck Week"
chuck norris and the most interesting man in the world is the same person.
tread-mBigfoot once took a picture of him an then got roundhouse kicked to his death. True story
Lmfaooo. He once ran a marathon but never tested positive for AAS lol
tread-mBFG originally started EChuck. It was a place steroids could go and make friends and find sources for Chuck. Unfortuanately the recipient of the first pop of .0000000000001 mg. Of Chuck crystalized the steroid into what is now called granite and the site had to be closed. Turns out there's not enough oil on earth to cut one drop of Chuck....Eroids was born out of that tragedy.
It had to get cheesy at some point, right?
CleyonChuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
tread-mMC Hammer knows, Chuck Norris CAN touch this!
TxBigBoyWhen chuck norris goes swimming chuck norris doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen SanDiego is.
tread-mChuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter
Chuck Norris uses a grinder and cut-off wheel to trim his beard, the beard trimmings have been known to be harder and lighter than aircraft grade titanium... Once chuck fashioned his trimmings into a sword he named.... Excaliber. The rumors of the sword are all true!
tread-mchuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it blew up!
Chuck Norris created Texas
We have Girraffes cuz Chuck Norris upper cutted a horse,
Thanks for the post tread.. needed a good laugh.
tread-mhaha...yup, love some Chuck!
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
LOLOL
top comment "once chuck norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. then the grenade exploded." haha
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
CleyonChuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
CleyonSome people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
tread-mAny pajamas Chuck wears are Chuck Norris pajamas.
When chuck was born...he spanked the doctor.
chuck norris can drown a fish
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
tread-mGod said he needed 10 days of creation, Chuck said "I'll give you 7".
CleyonMy favorite.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Im remembering this one! Haaaa
God created Jesus to inspire peace. When that didn't work, he created Chuck Norris to enforce it.
tread-mchuck Norris helped build the cabin he was born in with his own 2 hands.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris will take your virginity! You thought you lost it but.....you are wrong!
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
There used to be a street called chuck norris street, but they had to rename it, cause nobody crosses chuck norris and lives.
tread-mChuck Norris does not hunt because that implies a chance of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.