I am an honest father; I have never knowingly deceived my children although I have told them when some things were not their business or condescended to them in order to help them make sense of a difficult subject such as death, religion, sex, etc.

With that said, when my son first walked in on my wife and I, I took an approach somewhere in the middle. For one, I tried to make it seem as normal as possible. I see no sense in him feeling ashamed for having walked in or for having questions. Furthermore, I see no sense in conveying this idea that sex is somehow "bad". But, I also apologized for not doing more to protect him from it and reminded him that it was mommy and daddy's "alone time" and he should really knock first. I should have prefaced that this was early morning sex when the children are usually still asleep upstairs.

Anyways, last Saturday while the children were downstairs playing on the Xbox, the wife and I made a mad dash for the upstairs den. We could not hear the pitter patter of little feet coming up the stairs, but I did hear my middle son (6) tell my daughter (3), "they're having sex." And then they ran back downstairs quickly.

Neither my wife nor I learned our lesson. And I can imagine it will only worsen come May when I begin my cycle!

o boy imagine what she'll do when she catches you pinning. Start jabbin herself with pencils at school or something...

Classic! Reminds me of my daughter who is now nine. At 5 and in kindergarten we are in car and the song by Diddy Hello Good Morning comes on. One of the lyrics mentons 5 star freaks...of course an hour later I get daddy, whats a 5 star freak? Its not your mom honey, and thats why she's an ex wife now LOL

Ahahaha kids are great...
Got confronted by my girlfriends mom, with a look of shame on her face...
She got told bye the little one that I was was beating her mommy up in the shower... LoL
She was saying she heard banging, screaming, and weird sounds...
LMMFAO
So much for her nap time...

Whenever I am over my ex-wives and we are ready to fool around, my son will all of the sudden stop what he is doing, whether watching cartoons or playing with his toys, and figure out where we are in the house and just pound on the door and cry. Its like he knows and he will waits until we actually start to go at it, before he interrupts us, even if we are really quiet. The last time I was on top of her in her bedroom, while I thought he was in his playroom downstairs, and he did it again. We even left the TV on, like we were still in the living room watching it. I didn't want to stop, so I quietly told her to say she was using her bathroom and she would be out shortly. He asked where I was, because if he knew I was in there he would freak out and ask to come in. So she told him I was outside in the backyard. I worked because he went back down to his playroom and I ended up finishing for once. lol

My wife and I were sending some very Xrated texts to each other and of course my 12yr old son decided to read her text messages. He called her a pervert.

That was great (story that is, not getting caught)! We've never been caught as far as we know, but it's possible that they've seen us and just never said anything out of embarrassment and/or fear.

LOL, yep been busted by both of ours. At least they developed a healthy fear of opening our bedroom door when it is closed, ;)

Lmao. I bet the hardest part was explaining why the back rub only lasted 30 seconds.

that's pretty dang funny....