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No big secret where im at, hell a lot of you guys know my street, lol but for eriods sake lets just say im with in a 100 miles of our fine capital. For the love of god im tired of this cold, and the ice, my god the ice. Can one of you Florida guys put me up for a few months until things warm up a bit. Man I just don't recall a winter this dam cold, even the dam rats wont come out in this shit !!

bolitekurac's picture

I miss hot weather year round. It's so much easier to walk around ripped all year long.

Jc74s's picture

Man you want even find me in the city except sat night on the strip .

In a promo × 2
Mr.Feathers's picture

"Feels like -21" with windchill, yes that's 21 below where I am. Im so glad I have plans to move to Florida permanently this summer

whitechocolate's picture

73 here at 830pm (not to rub it in)

Pale's picture

It is warmer here tonight at a balmy 5..:)

whitechocolate's picture

Haa nice!

Greg's picture

I love global warming... 55 in the northwest - short sleeve weather.

CBBurrr's picture

Embrace the cold! Go skiing, massanutten and silver springs must be pretty close.

Theophany's picture

It's so cold BigWilly them damn 5lb. Sewer rats are snuggling up beside me looking for affection! Lol

Theophany's picture

Lol my brother! If ever I'm in your part of town, the drinks are on me! Some heavy duty boiler makers and plenty of them! :))

TED's picture

From the time I walked out my front door to my car this am my water bottle was frozen solid from wind chill.

That's real cold

The Impastable's picture

No shit. I decided to style my hair a bit this morning for a meeting, walked in and realized my gel had frozen while outside...

Oh, and I haven't seen my pecker since late October ... It's just refusing to play nice in this weather.

Pale's picture

LOL, it is even colder to the north...

Pale's picture

I have burned through most of my stockpile of wood. I ordered a new chainsaw this morning since my Stihl has pissed me off for the last time. So the end of the week I will be in lumberjack mode.

tonytulo's picture

fucking stihl , I had a cheap chainsaw for wood cutting and I had the big stihl. Cheep chainsaw always started up first pull without fail, my stihl brand new was like trying to start a 4cylinder car with a fucking pull cord , never failed , and never started first pull ever lol.

Pale's picture

Yea, my Stihl has not even been used that much in the 4-5 years or so I have had it but the damn recoil broke already. So of course the local Stihl retailer didn't have one for it, so I tried to put a generic one on, Nope! Now I have to take it in (which I should have already done awhile ago). Yesterday I just said the hell with it, I have some bonus money on a gift card anyway so I bought a nice Husky. Not one of the XP models but a top end of the consumer line one.

tonytulo's picture

Nothing pisses me off more then when it would be freezing cold out and I had a fuck ton of wood to cut and split and my fucking finicky stihl wouldn't want to start and I kept her in pristine condition , I walk into the garaged blow the dust of the 125 dollar beater that had the same gas in it for over a year and hadn't been started in forever , primed it once and 1 or 2 pulls and fires right up. The fuck stihl dealers never have fucking parts they always have to order shit , drives me crazy.

Pale's picture

Mine has never started easily either.

rolltide3's picture

I will be in lumberjack mode.

How long u been a jackyl fan Smile

Pale's picture

I cannot say I am a fan. But Jessie is an alright dude.

rolltide3's picture

Me and the wife love the show full throttle saloon. Jesse actual is a good dude and seems to have his head on straight for a rock star

Pale's picture

Yea, that is why like him too.The other dude is a total douche.

tonytulo's picture

That's why I left..........

vhman's picture

What a baby! My "balls are cold." Easy solution to that. Have someone cup them immediately (fine looking female if possible).

rolltide3's picture

Be careful ace lives in the dirty south and he will invite u over to his basement

rolltide3's picture

No shit Willy I always knew u was a PlayStation 4 kinda of guy lol

Pale's picture

X2, LOL

rolltide3's picture

Think spooning would be the least of your worries lol

Theophany's picture

The dreaded winter shrinkage brother! Lol

Theophany's picture

Lol BigWilly! That's why I love you, always keeping it real! :))

tonytulo's picture

lmfao