thats cool... if it was me.. I would fart all the time..keep people away from me when
I work out...lol.!!!!.. Women who have new bolt ons.. they want everyone in the place to see them..
but when you start gawking.. they look at you like your a disease...( screw it..).. cant win for losing..

4 stars !!!

Sharting on my 4try rep of 455 squating. Cleared out half the gym, then had to uncomfortably walk to the head, wipe my ass,, throw out my boxer briefs and walk back out there freeballing like nothing happened. It was all around horrible.

Ok just recently right after the EBC I got bronchitis. Well the Dr had given me an inhaler to help open me up. I had taken a cpl weeks off from working out. First day back I was feeling pretty good thought hey let's do chest 3rd set I'm up to 275 benching I un rack 275 on down stroke I felt flem coming loose but thought nothing of it. Well I start to push up and breathing out boom there goes a flugie. Of course my buddy walks by rite at that moment. (Are you ok) me I push out 4 more reps b4 racking it busting out in laughter. The lugie went about 4' in the air and Thank God landed on me.

I was squatting with a group of guys and we're warming up with 135 and it's my turn so I start doing my explosive reps and right as I start to squat I let out one of the loudest farts I have ever let out. I immediately collapsed from laughing and everyone within 20feet heard it. To this day I have to focus on squats because I'll start laughing when I start warming up

Generally sweating on everything I touch.. glad I train at home now. The looks from people when I get off the bench and leave a snail trail of sweat behind me was embarrassing even though I clean every bench/machine I used with paper and disinfect.

It was laundry day, and leg day. I was in a bit of a rush so I threw an old pair of board shorts into my bag.

While at the lowest point in my squat, my board shorts tore open. The force of the tearing was so loud it was heard in all four corners of the gym.
My partner wasen't sure what had happened and went to help by grabbing the bar.
Because of the noise and the fast movements of my partner, most people turned to the rack and gasped( or laughed).
The image of one man standing over another who is squatting in front of a mirrored wall, with his ass crack, dick and balls hanging out of his nonexistent shorts was ........ well the end of that leg day.

Doing heavy squats at a social hangout type of gym. I thought i could push for one more rep and yup came crashing down loud as fk! Everyone in that weight room just stopped dead quiet in there just staring. It was embarrasing as hell.

One time I was getting ready to do a drop set on the flat bench but was distracted as I was replying to an IM. Fate had it in such a way that there happened to be 3.5 plates on one side and 3.0 on the other.

There was two very loud bangs and next thing I remember I was benching an empty bar!

I was going beast mode on the incline bench w/dumbells that were120lbs today(heaviest in my gym). I finally found a good song on my Ipod, everyone was looking impressed like "Damn hes going to lift that". I pulled the dumbbells off my knees and just as I was on the half way point to my chest, I disconnected my ipod, which killed my rage and dropped the dumbbells damn near on my toe.

Then I was on the smith machine doing Incline and maxing out solo, when i pushed for the last rep and that shit came back down and crushed me between the bench and bar. Two old men had to come and help lift that shit off my chest! Both times I was embarrassed a.f.

Decline sit-ups, no underwear and you can guess what happens next gentleman.

A couple weeks ago I was hitting leg day hard. I was way overdressed. It's been cold as hell lately. I hit squat, full machine rotation, and decided to burn out hard on leg presses. I couldn't drink enough water. To the point I was sloshing.

So I'd had my eye on this girl for about 2 weeks. Real attractive girl. She walks up and asks me a question about the leg press. I started to answer , and threw up water. All over her shoes. I was apologizing like crazy , and I grabbed a roll of paper towels trying to wipe her shoes off. It wasn't a lot. But enough for me to look like an ass. She didnt leave immediately. I did get an opportunity to explain I went overboard and was over heated. But I've never seen her in there again.

Looking at it, she approached me with intent. She knew her way around the gym really well. She was playing dumb to start conversation. By far, the fastest I've ever killed a conversation.

I will never forget this one I was doin cable raises and and I was wearing the workout pants that snap all the way to the top. On my last lift I got kinda outta control and the handle caught my pants and un buttoned them all the way up to my nuts! Omg that was so embarrassing I tried to play it off but kinda hard when I'm snappin my pants back up! I can honestly say I never wore those pants again!

doing 100lb dumbbell shoulder presses going Dora the last rep guess I pushed to much cause my bro heard it threw his head phones shit was bad

cracking boners perving on hot chicks working out on my first test cycle. fk I was a horny bastard lol.

LMFAO!!! I bust gas and evacuate from the area all the time.. Then I come back to look at everyone's face as they try to figure out who stunk the joint up!!!