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Anbro was my hero this weekend!

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This past weekend really wasn't that bad but I've had a few shitty things happen to me. Bones Jones won, so I'm stoked about that. Went and seen the movie "Prisoners". Awesome. I highly recommend it. But the other night I'm in the bathroom and I'm doing my daily pinning. I prep my pin, prep my site, heat my oils. I'm good. I put the pin in my left delt and then I get the worst fucking cramp I have ever had in my right pec! I couldn't move my arm I couldn't move anything. When I tried to move it got worse. The cramp was so bad you could see the seperation between my upper pec and lower pec! Striations were coming out! So now I'm screaming for Anbro to come in and save me and finish pinning me. It's one thing to ask someone to pin you glute or your rear delt or even your lat but when you go "Baby! I'm cramped up please finish pinning my side delt" You kinda feel like a bitch. Man card points deducted.

Now yesterday I wake up with a little bit of a sore throat and clear it out spit some shit up and then I go to blow my nose and I get a fucking nose bleed! I'm bleeding everywhere. The sink, the floor, the carpet in the living room and once again.... Anbro comes and saves me. Now I'm sitting on the couch with her holding my nose pressing on it with a washcloth in my blood covered Calvien Klien boxers. We finally get it to stop and I go on about my day feeling like a 6 pack of asshole. We're getting ready for bed and we hop in the shower and the steam opens my nose up again. Now she is holding a washcloth to my face as I wash my body and get out if the shower just to try and get it to stop bleeding again. I dry off and we get in the bed and I now have an icepack to my nose. After about 20 minutes it stops.

Now today.... Anbro is not here.... I'm home alone... I didnt even want to get in the shower today cause what if my nose opens back up? I didn't even want to pin my other delt cause what if my left pec cramps up and I'm stuck like a bitch again? Well I manned up and took a shower and pinned myself without her here. Man card points awarded back! Anbro was my hero 2 times this weekend! Fellas don't take your ladies for granted! They just might save your life! Thank you, Baby!

WINNING's picture

Anbro to the rescue!! Thats a good woman, it shows that when you get older and need other things wiped she will be there also. Good for you my man, now only if I can get my wife to read this maybe she might pin me too. haha

ANBRO's picture
Novi.. it gave me cold chills reading that.. because the only person I know that does that is my aunt and I think it's the sweetest thing ever.. I did however pick up some of her qualities I do fix his plate and things like that.. just because I was raise that way.. men do the hard work.. we do all the sweet things. Smile
Darktide's picture

On a side note brother it sounds like your potassium and electrolytes are very low with all the cramping.

ANBRO's picture
I love you too Pank :-P
Darktide's picture

LOL! Sorry Bro I thought I have already posted at least 100 times how beautiful, and wonderfully intelligent and compassionate before! But I have no problem saying it again! I didn't want to steal Abaddon's praise post :P. But I do for real mean every word.

ANBRO's picture
101 isn't to much for a girl to ask.. LoL! You're the kindest man.. I do love that about you...I'm going to make sure he's up on you're suggestions... Thank you pank
Darktide's picture

No problem! I will be more diligent in the future to keep up the accurate praise. Just make sure abaddon doesn't think I am making a move or being disrespectful. Last thing I need is ass whooping from the walking muscle! Blum 3

ANBRO's picture
The closest thing to me I've found is Alayna and Grrrrl
ANBRO's picture
Bro! You know I would do anything in the world for you! You would have gotten the delt pinned sooner or later and the nose bleed was just a matter of holding. (Yes, that's what she said) However, thank you for giving me credit for helping you. More often then we realize we have people in our lives that help and we don't say thank you. It proves to me that the things I do, do not go unnoticed.. You're awesome baby.. Now if I can just get the little snippy tren snips to end I'll be a happy camper... At least now I know all about the tren train...whoot whoot!
BlackDoug's picture

You have to appreciate those women that would do anything for you! I couldn't have done better in 3 life times. She takes care of me when I need it. She supports my endeavors even when she feels uneasy about them. She never tears me down even when I deserve it. Sounds like you gotta good one champ I hope you return the love. I know I do I just do it to her real good.... Lol. No I return it though I do think she has more compassion than me. Except when I'm on PCT lol. Oh yeah it is great that you so openly love your bro.....Rotflmao NOW THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY. I laughed so hard I think I might have peed a little!!

Thunderstruct's picture

I think it's cool that you can talk openly about your alternate lifestyle with your boy Anbro on this site.
The lifestyle is not for me but it show how open everyone here is to you and ya bro bein in love and shit.
Sounds like you gotta good man takin' care of yo ass.

ANBRO's picture
By far the very best BRO ever! I about fell the hell out! Thank you Thunderstruck.... That was fucking epic!
Thunderstruct's picture

Any time Brizzo to da hizzo!

ShreddedCheddar's picture

Bahahahaha! No homie! Don't let the name fool you. I guess you didn't see where I used the words "her" and "she" Anbro is my girl! Hahahaha! Here ya go, playa! Read this. This is my woman.

http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/guess-what

Thunderstruct's picture

Haha. I'm just foolin witcha' ya cuz. I've seen people giving her hell about being a bro, and wanted a piece of the action.

ShreddedCheddar's picture

Ahhhh! You mother fucker! Hahaha! Okay you got me on that one! That was good shit!

Thunderstruct's picture

FR sent. Thanks for being a good sport.

ShreddedCheddar's picture

Accepted, Dawg! I just read your comment to her when she walked in the door and she about pissed herself she was laughing so hard!

Thunderstruct's picture

Sounds like you got a good woman. Nothin better than a lady you can laugh with.

ShreddedCheddar's picture

I know those exact words and I love hearing them! Gives me that warm fuzzy feeling inside!