posted Mon, 09/12/2011 - 08:08
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ALL U CAN EAT BUFFETT
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BODYBUILDERS VS SENIOR CITIZENS-CAN;T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG. ALL I GET IS EVIL STARES AND THEY KEEP CUTTING ME OFF IN LINE. ONE LADY TOLD ME I TOOK HER PARKING,BUT IT WAS JUST A REGULAR PARKING,ANYWAYS I OFFERED TO MOVE MY CAR,BUT SHE GAVE ME DA FINGER,AND SAID NO WAY IM NOT GIVING MY SPOT IN LINE. THEN I CHOSE A TABLE AWAY FROM HER,AND SHE WALKED BY MY TABLE EVERYTIME 2 SEE WHAT I WAS EATING,TOLD ME ONLY GRAB SMALL AMOUNTS SO EVERYONE CAN EAT,,MAN SHE WAS A HOT ONE. ANYBODY EVER HAD A EXPERIANCE AT DA BUFFETT..
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cycoyea i was set on a 2 hour food chow down but stayed 3 and she was still there,she outlasted me,,when i walked out she was eating some meatloaf and i remember da gravy running down her chin has i walked out. she looked like a old vampire,,scary shit,,kinda threw me off cuz my plan was eat a bunch of meat first,then salad,then carbs last to get my moneys worth old trick i learned in da buffet game,protien first and da filling carbs at da end lets u digest a few pounds,,lol..nothing more ugly then a big belly full of abs ,,lollshould took a pic of my nasty belly..before i dumped...
28savage28buffet, like all you can eat right? why does ths bitch care how much your leaving for other people? tell that cunt to take a deep breath and wait 5 mins and they will fill the tray again with even WARMER food!
She really like you,.......................just sayin.
Also, a word of advice,....................lube. Then you should be G2G, unless she dies.
cycolol oh i will have nitemares now thanks,,,,,
I just call them as I see them. The fact that you seemed to miss the advances see was making at you , ....makes me wonder if your new to the game.
cycoI do admit i was a lil intimidated by her hot temper and rude actions,but turned on also,,so me being a shy guy i let her slip thru da cracks-dam maybe i shoulda ate her buffett and forget da grilled fish on da plate,,her tuna is nice n aged,,so if it;s like wine it probally taste might fine. oh well i will be there same time next week,,smdh...grrrrr,,,,,
Go for it man,.....you could be a legend.
Wow bro that has never happend to me. Props to you for not going off on her. I don't think I would have been man enough to keep my mouth shut.
cycoYea i had 2 really bite my lip,or should i say take a bite of my grilled fish,or else..lol...