When did you pop your cherry
For me it was many years ago. My good friend and I went to mexico for spring break. While most were going to party,we were on a mission to find da golden oil-well. we were there for 10 days,,second day i asked a taxi driver,if he can take me to a pharmacy,so we got in,and went on a journey. finally after almost an hour we made it,to da promise land,it was a hole in da wall,in a ruff part of town,i was trying not to look out of place,but my friend is white,long blond hair,blue eyes,i called him triple-h,since he looked so much like him. we walk in,and i ask him for anabolicos,in spanish of course. he tells me to come behind da counter and pick what i want,what r da prices,don;t worry amigo i very cheap for you. i picked out 50 oregon sust-250 pre-packaged syringes 1 cc each. how much 100.00 dollars yes 2 dollars for each,im like what so i grabbed 50 more. got outta there quickly,straight to da hotel. da needles looked like screw-drivers-effin huge. Being that i was scared that i would get caught at da airport in da USA,i had to atleast get some of it in my system,,so my first time i injected 10 cc in less then 30 mins,2 shots in each butt-cheek=4 2 in each outter thigh mid=another 4,and 1 pin in each deltoid,i was kinda bloody,has i was nervous,and a rookie. My friend wanted no part of it. By da third day i broke out all over my back wit some nasty acne full of puss,,guess it was a allergic reaction..well we got back to to da states,,they halfass searched our bags,and we got passed da security,and hauled-ass.
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28savage28well, i am a virgin, but i have a daughter, i artificially inseminated my wife with my own ish, as close as we are, ive just had this phobia about vagina ever sincei came head first out of my mothers. that and ive always thought the saying "you are what you eat" to be true!
cycohaha,lol that was a good one...i was a stubborn baby,so my mom had to get her stomach cut open,,so unlike u i had to learn da hard way--rotten tuna fish ain't no joke..i went down south once,and headed north with a fishy taste in my mouth,that never went away,,,dam tina,,or should i call her tina-tuna,,,grrrrr...
tread-mExplains a lot actually
28savage28:'( asshole.
today
cycoso you got ur's popped today huh,,well it prob has to do with them short-shorts u got on..just kidding man,,,lol...
today...
cyco6'3 265 pounds i believe you were a virgin like 20 years ago..lol...i wish i was half ur size,,,,
AnonFirst off I did'nt pop my cherry...Goth did. The son-of-a-bitch told me it would'nt hurt. But just like all guys, he's a liar. He kept saying.."just let me stick it in a little".
But he kept plunging and thrusting and plunging and thrusting untill I felt warm liquid ooze inside of me. I was moaning...he was moaning. When he pulled out, I felt like smoking a cigarette for some reason.
tread-mIs he a screamer?
Not untill she pulls out the hot wax.....and pliers.
tread-mDamn, pliers? I mean hot wax me, whip me, have bee's sting me, poke me in the ass with a cattle prod, bite my prostate, vacuum my chest with an Oreck or hook battery cables up to my stones and electrocute my gravy ....but pliers?
cycoWhy after reading this i feel like woody da wood-pecker.....or should i say right now it;s all wood in da hood:)
TxBigBoyIma have to go ahead and +1 that. Kinda got me in the mood...
still a virgin
cycoSo is madonna,,lol...so you prob have that cd in your car,and have it full blast on da way to da gym,,like a virgin,,oh i can see it already,,smh...
4 weeks ago
cycoSo you must be a lil sore,,prob walking like you got raped by Shaq,and his anaconda,,lol...keep it up,,,im sure u gonna blow up rather quickly being ur first rodeo....
Lol not even. So pip or soreness yet. And im doin quad shots
cycoyea i like da quads too,i like to see what im doing verses da booty,and da mirror..
Well if you're just talking orals, here it is: TRUE STORY.
When I was 5, I got into the medicine cabinet and ate all of the "Chocks" vitamins..2 bottles with iron. ( very popular brand in 1968) I had to be rushed to the hospital and had my stomach pupmed. The doc called my mom into his office and said.."Mrs. Gothic, grab the handle on that metel cabinet right there....what does it feel like?"
My mom said "cold"......He said, .."Yeah, that's what a dead boy's hand feels like".
Two weeks later, I went around the entire neighborhood and opened up all the mail in people's mailboxes...looking for birthday cards with cash inside. The FBI came to the house and told my mom to get me under control.
I was a difficult child at times.
cycoWow so you died at 5,had a warrant for your arrest by the FBI,,you one bad mofo..I am scared to ask what you did on your 13th birthday,,,lol...glad u made it though..
That's when the sex-crimes started..
LIARS!!!....They all LIED!!!!
TxBigBoyWhen I was 19 we used to play amatur baseball with this rich dude who would pay for us to get a hotel room in Brownsville for the weekend and we would cross the border hit the la pharmacia and pay a little mexican lady to carry shit back across for us. He would give us a grand to spend and $250 a piece to go. It was kinda awesome cause we really never took any risk and got paid pretty good. Plus we would hit the strip clubs in Brownsville and he would buy out the bar and pay off the bouncers to let us drink. Got sucked up so many times in that place! Don't u just love having rich friends!
cycoDam sounds like good times,i wish i could turn back da hands of time.. N yes never had rich friends,but had several rich girlfriends,,and yes they were all chubby dam it,,but da perks were worth it.. They paid for all my supplements,gear,and most important food..To be honest know that i look back at it,,da sex was pretty dam good too,,nothing like a nice 24 ounce steak,,medium pink,,lol....
TxBigBoyOk since it's Eroids and no one I know personally will ever know, I dated a chubby rich chick for about a week for the money. She let me do drug deals in her mercades and bought me all kinds of burberry clothes and shit. And man thick girls will suck your dick like its going out of style! Probably the best head I've ever had. No shame in the game brother!
cycolol,,and yes i left da head part,,there head is da best,,made my toes curl everytime,,,hell if i was not married i would consider,after all this thick chick suck a good dick talk....
TxBigBoyHaha yea buddy!
tread-mSweet being a guy huh, we're expected to be nasty and come through every time! ahhh