posted Tue, 09/25/2012 - 02:41
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50 shades of gray??? Women??
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So let me get this straight.. For years, every since i can remember there are books and tv shows and talk shows about women complaining how men are selfish and all the want is sex sex sex, etc...
50 shades book comes out which is about a rich dude who takes advantage of a young girl, for sex.. and women love it..
So lets be honest.. It's the "rich" part..isn't it?
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My girl friend told me she was going to read it. I've heard good things about after a girl reads it
I don't care what its about. I was getting laid everyday while she read these books and kinky fun! That's after 18 years of marriage. I cheer on more books! I'll spank dat ass all night!
Most girls are just like guys. They want to get drilled in so many ways it's complicated. They go through phases just like there wardrobe and shoes. One day they want to be choked out by you pretending to be a robber and she is just so helpless, then one day she wants to make love to you passionately in a french cottage some where she doesn't even know your name. Then on Wednesday she wants just a simple go down on me and make me cum routine. Thursday let's spice it up and have sex on the kitchen table until I explode with a hydrant style orgasm. Okay now Friday comes she could probaly just watch a good movie like the NoteBook and fall asleep in your arms. Saturday she wants to get wrecked at a pub and fuck in the taxi cab on the way home. Sunday she is getting her nails done and don;t even bother trying to get any ass because it's a girl day and if you call her it's all attitude! God I love women!!!
Blimey, what sort of women do you pick up? This post reminded me of David Craig's "7 Days" loool.
That was pretty good! Lol
You Girlzzz.... So complicated!
I wouldn't say this is an accurate description of myself, but it was funny as hell. The girls day thing I really don't relate too. Never had one of those.
oh honey, You come on up here and I ll show you a real grrrls day out and the men are welcome to watch
thanks for posting the schedule.. now I've got to change it up again ..
Nooo, See thats just the thing you girls change it up like no mans clock work. Damn you women. Still All love though
change is good ;-)
The world has changed. ALL people seem to be much more callous and devious.
I feel sorry for the younger people these days----there must be a terrible void knowing that there is no such thing as true love or fidelity now.
Talk to a typical woman under the age of 30 about her feelings on marriage and prepare to be laughed at.
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no family unit
No family unit = mal-adjusted children
Mal-adjusted children = (ultimately) a collapsed society.
WE are CTD (circling the drain)....America is FUCKED because of the decades we spent telling all these brats how "special" they are, and how everything is owed to them. Well now the chickens are coming home to roost.
So don't be shocked by the fact that women are now just as bad as guys have always been. They're simply following the example set by their parents.
zewicouldn't agree more. The entitlement generation is here
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What mean can learn by reading 50 Shades of Grey:
Women need to feel valued: Men often take their female partners for granted. This is especially true when the couple has been together for a while. Men need to stay attentive to the details of their partner’s lives and consciously value them as human beings.
It’s okay for men to be vulnerable and sensitive: Women love men for their strengths and for their vulnerabilities. By sharing their emotional vulnerabilities, men will strengthen their romantic relationships.
Sex is an important communication tool in a relationship: Sex is not a mechanical act. It’s a way partners communicate their desires for and respect of one another.
Sex is a whole lot more than penetration: Women want romance. Know that the journey is more important than the destination. Slow down and enjoy the scenery along the way.
Intimacy demands trust: At the heart of romantic relationships is an intimacy that is borne of trust. Women must be able to trust their men. This requires their men to be trustworthy!!
Sooooo here we go .. Another thread to bash some women ;-)
CleyonNot bashing, just identifying an inconsistancy.
Shall I get started on MEN???
zewiMen do not have inconsistency.------the only reason it seems like we do is because of you women.. I guy is easy they really only want 3 things..
food,quite,sex. easy..
inconsistency---is us trying to get to sex that's our goal--you women say something and we try to adept to what it is so we can get sex.
CleyonZewi, we can be inconsistent. Sometimes I want to eat before sex, sometimes after. Sometimes I want to be woken up with sex, other times I want it before I go to bed (sometimes both). I can see how Grrrl is confused.
zewiLmao.. very true
You guys...grrrrrr... ;-/
CleyonNothing but love Grrrl!
AnonIt's all a part of their fucked up games. They want everything you want AND they want to be able to bitch about the fact that you want it! Just another day in the life of Adam and Eve...
I've never read these books so I don't have an answer really. I do know that I love a sexy man (my husband), money, and sex. I didn't need a book to figure that out.
tread-mBe open minded here. I actually used the book to prop the washer higher so I could get the perfect angle on that beloved spin cycle. Now in the case of Tx, he may need to set the washer on top of another fing washer! Lmao!
TxBigBoyLmfao! This is true brother, typically I'll just stack it up on the dryer!
tread-mBOOOOOM! NOOKA BROUGHT STACKABLES UP IN HUUUUUURRRRR!!!!
Lmao..... That was good!
jerry jones, owner of the dallas cowboys, once said, "i'm not a tall man but when i stand on my wallet i'm 6'2" ".
Maybe if my girlfriend reads it it will make her sick and twisted in bed. Maybe I should push it on her, she mentioned she was thinking about reading it.
Just have her watch porn with you. Or tell her your gonna make a movie tonight. Shell act timid and then shell love it.
She would probably tell me I'm an f'n idiot. I got to get her own ideas floating around so that book could do something
Just pull out the phone when your already in it. That's what I did. Now I have full length videos on my phone. She wasn't down with it at first but knew that I wanted it. Then she got more into it
CleyonDirty home movies... I've never done that, but it seems like it could be a LOT of fun. Just not sure if I'd ever watch it again.
I watch them instead of porn most of the time. I have iPhone and set up the front camera and prop the phone on my nightstand and just hit record.
CleyonThe way I get down that would be one shaky video! LOL, I'd never make much of a porn star, I couldn't care less about camera angles and good lighting.
My nightstand is far enough away it's no issue.
zewieven better doing it in a video chat room!!!
Stop beating off to the little boys on chatroulette again. Lol
CleyonI went on Chatroulette once, and that was enough for me. Saw about twenty penises and logged off. The penis to boob ratio is too skewed.
Security trumps looks any day of the week. Why you think there's so many hot girls with dorky guys?
I gave up after the first few chapters of the book 1....sick and twisted is all I can say lol!!
CleyonBwahahaha! I knew you wouldn't finish it!
Just not my "cup of tea" as us British say lol ;)
For some reason, woman find more exciting to have sex with some one who have a fat banking account! Is not like they going to give them all their money, but hell who knows! Another mistery
CleyonBOOM! Righ there! - Tread Jr.
I haven't read that book, the excerps I've seen are really poor writing.
AnonExactly zewi, money can make even the ugliest dude a sex symbol. My wife read this book and suddenly she starts wondering if I still find her attractive because we dont do it 6 times a day and I dont tie her up and beat the shit out of her with a paddle lol.