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+ 14 The Children of Eroids.

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Yesterday, I had a run in with a 23 year old dipshit here on Eroids. There was a post by a friend of mine, who has been trying to extend the life of his naturally produced testosterone by cycling. His blood test showed levels to be lower than desired, so he posted them in hopes of getting ideas on how to improve the levels while off cycle.

This is where our 23 year old dipshit child comes in. Something that I didn’t realize as he appeared is that this particular idiot has been previously banned from Eroids a few different times for his style of extreme asshattery more than once, and has a deluded view as to his own greatness. In fear of getting banned again, he hides out on his favorite sources page and spends most of his time fellating his source.

For the most part he keeps to himself except to encourage extreme shit in his sources intro page.

However, every now and then this child can’t contain himself so he unlatches his lips from the tit of his source and ventures to give the predictable extreme advice that only he is capable of giving.

Yesterday was no different. His piece of advice to my friend after seeing the bloods was this: “You are 40 and still doing pct??? I’m sure that you’re not done juicing bro may be time to hit that cruise button.”

How a 23 year old kid has the audacity to give that kind of advice to someone nearly twice his age I’ll never understand. This cruising 23 year old is likely still living with his mommy. Yet he feels that it’s appropriate to help this older gentleman appreciate the lifestyle of cruising.

I read his advice, and understanding that it was coming from a cruising 23 year old thought it was idiotic so I responded as I thought was appropriate.

Out of curiosity, I decided to check out this kid’s profile. It had his stats, and at the top reads: “Pin Tren Every Day.”

This sparked my interest, and I decided to dig a little deeper just out of concern for this child, and I read that the little bastard is quite extreme; from pinning tren base, to letting old men stick large objects up his ass without lubrication to pay for his steroids. It was quite disturbing to say the least. Surely he will be one of the very few steroid deaths that we read about.

To make a long story short, he and I got into an argument and after a couple of emails from others who have interacted with this dipshit; I realized who his previous Eroid character was. I’ve seen pics of this boy, and to be honest I wasn’t that impressed. Yeah, he was fit, but for 23 year old pumping extreme amounts of hard core chemicals into his body, he was nothing impressive. He doesn’t have the physique or genetics to become a professional bodybuilder, my guess is that he’s just a little guy that was surely picked on in school and this is his way of finally showing the world that he isn’t a pussy any more by “Pinning Tren every day”. I could be wrong, but that is my guess.

He made a few attempts to attack me, in the best way that an uneducated 23 year old can by calling me a pussy, telling me that at 23 he is in better shape than I am at 37, and saying shit like “don’t tell me what to do.” The argument was almost powerful if you ask me. He was pretty concerned that my stats say that I’m 6’-04”, 102 lbs, and 5% body fat, and that I didn’t have any pics to prove it.

It was actually kind of a fun interaction. I enjoy arguing with dumb kids whose strongest line is “You are a pussy!” It makes me feel good about myself. I don’t know why but it does, perhaps it’s one of my character flaws. As far as his request for my pics and stats, it really didn’t hit any nerves, because in reality I don’t have anything to prove, I know who I am, and I’m comfortable with it. Life has been good enough to me that I’ve never felt the compelled to prove to little kids on the internet that my wiener is bigger than theirs. That’s just the way it is for me.

As I’ve reflected on this particular situation, it concerns me that we have little douche bags like this on the site. Firstly, it concerns me because I think little guys like this are eventually going to kill themselves. Not that I give a shit about this kid dying, but because of my pro-steroid opinion, I hate that it gives such a bad name to juicing in general. It casts a negative shadow on the healthy lifestyle that we live, and because of that we have to live this part of our lifestyle in the shadows in fear of imprisonment.

Secondly, it concerns me to see a 23 year old idiot giving extreme advice of “MORE MORE MORE” to everyone he is in contact with. This is incredibly damaging to everyone.

Yes, I know we won’t be able to keep young guys off the site, and I’m ok with that. However, In the nearly two years that I’ve been a member, I’ve seen one, maybe two, young guys with actual pro potential, they don’t have anything to prove, they come in, learn, are respectful, and usually give appropriate advice. I’ve actually been impressed by the maturity that they show. Perhaps that’s one key factor to the success that they are seeing at such a young age.

As for the rest of the kids… I guess my final though is this: May I suggest taking the time to reflect on the future. Really look at life a little further down the road than next week or next month. Think about where you want to be at age 50, 60, or 70. Don’t be extreme when it comes to your body, be smart, be healthy, and be good to your body. Learn from the mistakes of the old guys. You will live longer, and you will be bigger, and you will be happier in the long run, and that is really what is important. If you feel the need to be an extreme dumbass, keep that shit to yourself. Don’t drag others down with you. We don’t need that here.

Hope this post didn’t hurt your feeling TT aka Treninator aka Brambo, but this was meant for dipshits just like you.

All my love, no homo
Ed.

Greg's picture

he doesn't either

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Lol, I'm glad I'm not the only one

TheFlash85's picture

id just delete this whole thread if I were youse all the " TOSS POTS" from other forums will see this, they will trash us and talk shit about us like they always do, the funny thing is they are reading our stuff so they must like it here, plus its only going to get worse.

all my sluts love me,

yours truly,

flash

all hetro.......

IrishMack's picture

People get mad at me all the time, truth hurts and so on. I get phantom negs and hate from all the young guys....because Im a dick and dont try to disguise it. In hopes this wont look like a karma cheat Ill plus 1 you because you take it like a man and dish it right back. Theres no bullshit from you and I always enjoy your posts. BTW, try tbol for your "issue."

WINNING's picture

Traditional Ed, every month or so he flames a noob! Haha, I'm so used to it by now. Get em Pit Bull ed! Lmfao

Catalyst's picture

Why run pct at 40? Well I'm 39, still bouncing back to above average test levels due to sensible cycling (and a bit of luck.....).

Engineereddisaster's picture

Not to mention a fricken monster. Yeah, I've heard the rumors. Smile

dudebro's picture

Quit being a drama queen. I thought you were supposed to be the "adult" here? Get over it, nobody gives a shit.

Greg's picture

dudebro's picture

Damn bro, you really got me there. I knew I should've picked a badass username like AmericanPsycho69 or HeavyMetalFan42 or something like that. Have you really been wasting your day away researching the history of dudebros on the internet? Pretty funny.

Greg's picture

Nah, it only took a 3 second search on google to get a plethora of material to laugh at.

dudebro's picture

Yeah that's the whole point. It's a joke but I guess you're too thick to understand that.

I'm really a "dudebro" in real life! I have an entire closet full of freshly ironed Tap Out shirts just waiting to hit the club tonight!

Greg's picture

No, what you're too thick to understand is that you've become the joke.

dudebro's picture

I'd appreciate you not antagonizing me anymore as hollywood has asked me nicely to leave you guys alone. Thanks a lot buddy.

SwaySway's picture

That's his moms basement for sure.... Living like troll

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Lol, I do have to say I wear pink, my boyfriend likes the way I look in it

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, Greg quit stealing shit off of my Facebook page!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

I GIVE A SHIT........ If us MODS didn't you anarchistic SOBs would soon turn the site into a toilet.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh damn. Shit just got real.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Did you neg me Dudebro? ya hateful bastard. I understand that you and TT are lovers on the same source page and I commend you for coming to his rescue. That's super noble of you. As for the comment "nobody gives a shit" Well, as of now I have 95 replies and over 800 views on this particular post. It's been less than a day. I'd say a few people give a shit.
In the time that you been here and with the huge contributions that you've made, have you ever posted anything to the forums that has had that many views or that many replies? Oh wait, you've never posted anything to the forums have you.
You should run along little fella.

wolverinewannabe's picture

Lmao!! How the hell can anyone hate on this post? Unless of course it hits close to home...

Engineereddisaster's picture

I think it hit a little too close to home. I wouldn't be surprised if dudebro was TT aka Treninator

TheFlash85's picture

hmm a lot of jealousy going around on here lately hey bro, phantom neggers, haters, trolls, lmao! lucky his neg doesn't count bro!!

Engineereddisaster's picture

This Dudebro, is nothing. He's been here for almost 2 years, not a single forum post or contribution to the site. He takes a little time to suck off a few sources for free gear, posts a few negative comments and likely spends the rest of his time under a different account name.

TheFlash85's picture

lmao! i can see this turning nasty now!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Nah, I think the only thing nasty in here is the aftertaste of TT's jizz in dudebro's mouth.
This forum is all about love and friendship.
I'm all about getting along and being nice today. It's Saturday. Smile

dudebro's picture

So much maturity bro. Way to prove you're an "adult" and all. You're a fucking crybaby who only gets away with this kind of shit because you're constantly sucking off the mods. It's pretty funny really.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Most of the mods were my buddies before they were mods, and if showing a little respect to bros that volunteer their time to keep bitches like you from getting hurt or pissing on the integrity of the site is "sucking them off".. I'm ok with that.
As far as getting away with shit. Not quite sure what I'm getting away with. If making someone like you my bitch is getting away with something.... I think most of the site is ok with that.

dudebro's picture

Acting like an internet tough guy, threatening people, telling people you're gonna fuck their mom, etc. Seen it happen many times. You're just a total clown.
You get in a little argument with a guy and instead of just letting it go you write a 10 page story about it because you're so insecure that you need a bunch of strangers on the internet to like you. It's pretty pathetic.

HllwdBdBoy's picture

Greg and Ed have been her for years and are trusted, respected members - you've been her 6months and have refused to give an age (which is a dead giveaway that you are a youngster)... so stop running your mouth or I'll step in and handle this as one of the few legitimate internet tough guys on this site with any real muscle to do anything. ...got me?

dudebro's picture

I'm actually old that's why I put old there for an age but yeah I'll let it go. Arguing on the internet isn't all that important to me.

Engineereddisaster's picture

.....as opposed to being a little whiney bitch? Doesn't seem to be working for you right now does it?

dudebro's picture

I sure wish I could be a popular tough guy on the internet just like you. I have seen the light. From now on I'm gonna dedicate my life to writing unoriginal stories about dead hookers and posting them in off topic.

Greg's picture

Wouldn't work. You'd need a sense of humor, and a vocabulary.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, this is true.
Come on dudeblow, all Ed stories are original.

IrishMack's picture

says the guy who sucks off the sources for free gear.

dudebro's picture

http://www.eroids.com/pics/promo-kalpa-came-yesterday

Looks like you got in on the same promo I did. What were you saying?

IrishMack's picture

and every forum post you have besides this one was promos from sources, ironic huh? I like you, I need an internet friend.

Greg's picture

From the Urban Dictionary:

dudebro
White suburban males, usually 16-25 years of age, hailing from anywhere, USA. Characterized by their love of College football, pickup trucks/SUVs, beer,cut off khaki cargo shorts, light pink polo brand shirts (with collar "popped"), abercrombie & fitch, hollister gear, and trucker hats. Favorite bands include, but are not limited to, O.A.R., Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Avengened Sevenfold, The Fray, and often crappy radio rap (i.e. Nelly, Dem Franchize Boyz, D4L, etc.). Dude bro's are incredibly insecure in their manhood, which makes them: insanely jealous of their girl friends, overly macho, and laughably homophobic. currently, there is no cure for being a dude bro.
6 out of 10 guys at any predominantly white mall in america.

a "dude" can be positive,
a "bro" can also be positive,
but a "dude bro" is never a good thing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dudebro

dudebro's picture

Oh hey there Greg. Why don't you enlighten us once again on how it's cool for a bunch of white guys to sit around saying things like "nigger rigged" and anyone that disagrees with you needs to "get off their high horse."

http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/jury-rigged-and-politicall...

Greg's picture

I think you should revisit the post and see if you're mature enough to keep it in context.

Out of 29 forum topics, 2259 comments this is the best you got?

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/nov/14/dude-or-dudebro-ten...

Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh shit Greg, whiteboy pulling the race card! Run!

Pale's picture

This thread sure went south,lol

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Lol, what were they called back in your day Greg.

Greg's picture

They didn't exist until much later when a Redneck procreated with a Yuppie.

vhman's picture

You should stop while you're behind. But we know that's not who are.

TheFlash85's picture

lol its 2am sunday morning here, im sitting here waiting for the call to go pick my misses and sister up from a night on the town, should be fun, will get to see heaps of your favourite prey on the way! 'hookers" jhhahahahaha

Engineereddisaster's picture

Don't get me thinking about hookers this early in the morning. I won't get anything done. Smile