Pray or blow for my homie
Hey bros, Ed here with a little request for some prayers for our homie Gym Junkie (no homo) Maybe you aren't religious so don't worry about the prayers but maybe when you blow (no homo) your birthday candles out and shit throw that wish GJ's way because his ass really needs it.(no homo)
I've been away from eroids lately (no homo) so maybe you guys are aware of this maybe you are not but he has really had it bad for the past couple of years. First his old lady got nailed by a drunk truck driver a couple of years back. That had to be really hard you know. Shit if my old lady was getting nailed by drunk truck drivers I'd be pretty pissed off too. I mean shit, that guy is a cancer survivor, decorated navy seal who pulled the second trigger on Bin laden, and a mother effing top ufc contender. He doesn't deserve that shit! and now friends...now he has been in a terrible car accident and was in a coma and shit. His gf was at my house when she got the news and shit so I kind of have an inside source. (No homo) At any rate, he's out of the coma and evidently is now mentally retarded. I can't make any sense of this shit. He texts me and not even my google translate will help me understand what he is saying. All I get from the texts is that I guess he has taken up painting and shit..and is painting a picture of Pale lying ...down???? Said that it would be his final masturbate? WTF that really means? I'll never know.
At any rate bros. if any one can help. Anyone at all, let me know. He could definitely use some gear and money and shit. So hit me up in PM and if you send me that shit, rest assured I will make sure he gets it. He totally needs a lot of it and please let's don't be cheap, he needs pharma and isn't in any shape to be taking UGL stuff in the ass no homo. Money is a good idea too. His bills have got to be piling up.
Well kids, I have an online training session with Papa Swole and that shit ain't cheap. But hey bros..help from a pro never will be cheap.
All my love, no homo
Edward effing Cullen
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StevebIt would have been cool if we all humored Gymjunkie and seen how far he would take the lie.
I let it go for days. You see I knew I had to get him to slip while he was still supposedly in the hospital. If I had waited another day he would have likely been a miracle discharge. And once he was out of the hospital I woul d have had zero chance of proving anything.
He put himself between a bullet and a target wiith this story. It's only going to end one way.
Probably would've kept adding an S to everything. Then a few months down the line claimed he was partially paralyzed then a few months after a miracle would happen and he'd be cured. Something along those lines.
StevebI humor Ace when he says he is straight.
RustyhookerBut he sent me an artist rendition of Pale lying. Its not genuine?
Or maybe THIS is the real DP...
Rustyhooker"Its called shrinkage!! It happens to all men."
Lmao!
Is that what happened to your height bro?
RustyhookerLmao! Not even miracle grow helped. Haha
LMFAO!!
How about a happy medium?lol
Couldn't resist bro LMAO
fkn hell!.................... missed my bro again :(
I shouldnt have listened and gone xmas shopping with the Mrs yesterday and could have a rap with my best bud instead............ aaargh
Jesus christ, first they're posting my personal info, now you too!
This is another all out attack on the mods I tell you!
whatever happened to "I'd never be a MOD even if they asked" : P
I never made such a statement.
Fact is, after some supporting comments from others, I asked.
LMAO!
RustyhookerHe caught ya snoring. Lol
Haha, good one Rusty.
Lmao, holy shit that kind of looks like pale. Except of course pale is a friggen 300 lb monster!
RustyhookerHe's practicing muscle drawing. Next one will be greek god lying down.
U mean 300lb monster (no homo)**
No homo indeed!
The scarey thing is I'm starting to feel like I should start making up shit just to fit in......
Lmao! It's hard enough to keep up with life as it is some days. I don't see any reason to complicate it.
The Internet is definitely a unique place. All things in moderation.....
Lmfao no shit
LOL, go for it, right now we don't have a UK mod, it would be hard to fact check you!
Think I'll stick to the boring truthful version. Ate something dodgy on Tuesday and have had the shits for a couple of days. Does that count? Should I post in the news section?
Your supposed to kill the dead hookers not eat them also.....just saying.
Now you are speaking my language! Down with the hookers!
bigmurphWhile you guys are just handing out gear for injuries I could use some hgh kits for my ruptured bicep at least I have pics to prove it happened
Ed can I expect a post like this every Friday because it starts my wk end out well
Id help a brother out, i just partially tore my proximal bicep tendon. Fucking sucks. If you need any recomendations for a source pm me, you just need a very low dose 1 kit is all you need. Around 200 bucks and it will speed up the healing process dramaticaly. Wish you a speedy recovery bro.
bigmurphI did alot of research on it when it first happened and for tendon tears there is no science that can prove hgh helps the tendon heal any better than it would on its own but there is science that says it will help the healing process bjt either way after the surgery the tendon will heal the same with or without it I found more on the tb-500 working to help the tendon heal stronger than with hgh. Hgh helps cartilage and bone heal stronger but not tendons so i figured for the price of a kit I would just let nature do its thing I do appreciate it brother it was my first thought was to grab some hygetropin and start 2iu mourn and 2iu night but the nore I read the more I realized it wasn't worth it I Appreciate your well wishes ykur a good guy thanks brother
There isnt any scientific studies on hgh and healing but ive read the stories of many people taking hgh and basically setting records on how fast they healed. Theres a reason these football players are back on the field after serious injury in like half the time it would take a normal person. And theres a reason owners of teams like mark cuban are pushing for players to have the choice to use it to help recover from injuries. As for the tb500 i tried it about a year ago on this same injury before it go tthis bad and it didnt do anything for me. It was from probably the most reiable pep source on here. I brought it up with one of our members who knows more about this kinda stuff then anyone else on this site and he said to run a proper tb500 cycle it would cost about 1500 bucks a month, thats how much of the compound one would need. Typical protocol online that many claims works is a loading phase then 2-4mgs per week for 8 weeks or so costing a total of like 200 dollars. He said to save my money. I trust this guy more with this kinda stuff then anyone else. I woudlnt go near the brand you were talking about, to hit or miss, but i know a few that wont run you very much and will cost the same or less as tb500 (not 1500 a month tb500 , the normal protocls lol) and will actually help. I may try both. I know the gh will help and the tb500 wont hurt, ill do whatever to get back to 100% as fast as possible. But if i had to make a choice between a tb500 run or 1 kit of gh that would last the same amount of time id take the gh. Dont hesitate to pm me. I might have to hit you up also about this injury, you probably know more about it then i do at this point i jjust found out the other day.
bigmurphSo you tore the top tendon the one i tore was the bottom mine actually ripped right off of the forearm where it connects to the bone.
I got all my info about gh and healing like you said about sports players using it to heal their inj mostly basketball players if you noticed when these sports stars get a serious inj they travel to Europe to heal the reason is there they can have a doctor prescribe them hgh to help heal there inj which they cant get away with here in the states and with a script the league cant come after them for using banned substances. That sucks you tore that tendon is it a full tear and does it require surgery. I sent u the fr
I keep fcking up writing brand names in posts they changed my pain meds and I did it yesterday to I have to watch what im writing when I take my meds
bigmurphNo you misunderstood me i found plunty on hgh and healing just when it comes to healing tendons it doesn't help so much for just about everything else its a miracle drug but tendon not so much it will speed up recovery time but actually wont change the way the tendon heals
Yeah shoot me a fr and we will talk
Why you crackers jacking my thread with all this steroid talk? WTF!
bigmurphI forgot this was the dead hooker thread sorry ed won't happen again lol
RustyhookerOh shit! Made my night with that one honkey balls.
You forgot about the torn acl and broken hand. Not piling on or anything. Lmfao. Thanks ed I needed a good laugh
This post has made my day. Only you ed, only you lmfao
I've tried to get help bro...it's a disease.
Are you saying it was a lie.. And that black eye came from a 170lb physique kid.
AnonHell yea it's all a damn lie he doesn't have a girlfriend either lol
Hell no bro. From all my years of trolling the dark parts of the Internet, not once have I ever had a Navy seal lie to me, and believe me bro, I have met a shit load of Navy seals.
I don't know anything about a black eye so I guess I can't weigh in on that. But i will say that I have met a few 170 lb kids who got black eyes so yeah bro anything is possible?
edit: I'm seeing many sides of the story now!
LMAO! He is an amazing person.
I do hope that when he is reading this shit he is laughing. It really is hilarious.
Lol, bro you are like the Mona Lisa. Every one wants to make you their final masterpiece .