+ 14 The Children of Eroids.
Yesterday, I had a run in with a 23 year old dipshit here on Eroids. There was a post by a friend of mine, who has been trying to extend the life of his naturally produced testosterone by cycling. His blood test showed levels to be lower than desired, so he posted them in hopes of getting ideas on how to improve the levels while off cycle.
This is where our 23 year old dipshit child comes in. Something that I didn’t realize as he appeared is that this particular idiot has been previously banned from Eroids a few different times for his style of extreme asshattery more than once, and has a deluded view as to his own greatness. In fear of getting banned again, he hides out on his favorite sources page and spends most of his time fellating his source.
For the most part he keeps to himself except to encourage extreme shit in his sources intro page.
However, every now and then this child can’t contain himself so he unlatches his lips from the tit of his source and ventures to give the predictable extreme advice that only he is capable of giving.
Yesterday was no different. His piece of advice to my friend after seeing the bloods was this: “You are 40 and still doing pct??? I’m sure that you’re not done juicing bro may be time to hit that cruise button.”
How a 23 year old kid has the audacity to give that kind of advice to someone nearly twice his age I’ll never understand. This cruising 23 year old is likely still living with his mommy. Yet he feels that it’s appropriate to help this older gentleman appreciate the lifestyle of cruising.
I read his advice, and understanding that it was coming from a cruising 23 year old thought it was idiotic so I responded as I thought was appropriate.
Out of curiosity, I decided to check out this kid’s profile. It had his stats, and at the top reads: “Pin Tren Every Day.”
This sparked my interest, and I decided to dig a little deeper just out of concern for this child, and I read that the little bastard is quite extreme; from pinning tren base, to letting old men stick large objects up his ass without lubrication to pay for his steroids. It was quite disturbing to say the least. Surely he will be one of the very few steroid deaths that we read about.
To make a long story short, he and I got into an argument and after a couple of emails from others who have interacted with this dipshit; I realized who his previous Eroid character was. I’ve seen pics of this boy, and to be honest I wasn’t that impressed. Yeah, he was fit, but for 23 year old pumping extreme amounts of hard core chemicals into his body, he was nothing impressive. He doesn’t have the physique or genetics to become a professional bodybuilder, my guess is that he’s just a little guy that was surely picked on in school and this is his way of finally showing the world that he isn’t a pussy any more by “Pinning Tren every day”. I could be wrong, but that is my guess.
He made a few attempts to attack me, in the best way that an uneducated 23 year old can by calling me a pussy, telling me that at 23 he is in better shape than I am at 37, and saying shit like “don’t tell me what to do.” The argument was almost powerful if you ask me. He was pretty concerned that my stats say that I’m 6’-04”, 102 lbs, and 5% body fat, and that I didn’t have any pics to prove it.
It was actually kind of a fun interaction. I enjoy arguing with dumb kids whose strongest line is “You are a pussy!” It makes me feel good about myself. I don’t know why but it does, perhaps it’s one of my character flaws. As far as his request for my pics and stats, it really didn’t hit any nerves, because in reality I don’t have anything to prove, I know who I am, and I’m comfortable with it. Life has been good enough to me that I’ve never felt the compelled to prove to little kids on the internet that my wiener is bigger than theirs. That’s just the way it is for me.
As I’ve reflected on this particular situation, it concerns me that we have little douche bags like this on the site. Firstly, it concerns me because I think little guys like this are eventually going to kill themselves. Not that I give a shit about this kid dying, but because of my pro-steroid opinion, I hate that it gives such a bad name to juicing in general. It casts a negative shadow on the healthy lifestyle that we live, and because of that we have to live this part of our lifestyle in the shadows in fear of imprisonment.
Secondly, it concerns me to see a 23 year old idiot giving extreme advice of “MORE MORE MORE” to everyone he is in contact with. This is incredibly damaging to everyone.
Yes, I know we won’t be able to keep young guys off the site, and I’m ok with that. However, In the nearly two years that I’ve been a member, I’ve seen one, maybe two, young guys with actual pro potential, they don’t have anything to prove, they come in, learn, are respectful, and usually give appropriate advice. I’ve actually been impressed by the maturity that they show. Perhaps that’s one key factor to the success that they are seeing at such a young age.
As for the rest of the kids… I guess my final though is this: May I suggest taking the time to reflect on the future. Really look at life a little further down the road than next week or next month. Think about where you want to be at age 50, 60, or 70. Don’t be extreme when it comes to your body, be smart, be healthy, and be good to your body. Learn from the mistakes of the old guys. You will live longer, and you will be bigger, and you will be happier in the long run, and that is really what is important. If you feel the need to be an extreme dumbass, keep that shit to yourself. Don’t drag others down with you. We don’t need that here.
Hope this post didn’t hurt your feeling TT aka Treninator aka Brambo, but this was meant for dipshits just like you.
All my love, no homo
Ed.
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Young whippersnapper! -your 40 year old friend, not the 23 year old child.
To the child: I know, I know, 40 seems very old. But it is not. It is not even middle aged any more.
Believe it or not, I'm 55 I remember a time before microwave ovens and ATM's. I am still continent, enjoy sex without pills (except with ed, then pills are required), and I go on PCT. Also, I have yet to use as much as a gram of test per week when on cycle.
So my message to you. Less is more. Patience is a virtue. And smart will get you to 55 with a working set of balls.
Thanks Greg, I keep trying to tell myself that 40 isn't old, some days I even believe it,lol. But yes, I have no intention of going TRT. (knock on wood). I understand many men make that choice and are okay with it, I don't begrudge them one bit, but for me I would rather cycling remain "optional".
Don't let the kids under your skin Ed. I know they piss me off a lot of days too but it is best to just let them hang themselves. It was terrible advice he gave but instead of biting I just told him what I will do, the responsible road.
Lol, I know but I'm still a kid myself, I've still got a couple of years until 40.
You remember when you were a kid at 39 and you bit and damn near became someone's final masterpiece? Lol. That shit about got real.
Awe shit!!! You got me man, I am a huge hypocrite,lmao!
RustyhookerNow i see why your advice is always on point. Age and sensibility! Gotta appreciate that!
BTW Rusty, I picked up that Horny goat weed the other day. ;)
RustyhookerYour lil momma will thank you.
. Vet on here sgtstedanko told me about it 2yrs ago. It's helped make pct easy.
I always thought that shit was bunk and for money making. never tried it
RustyhookerOff cycle for a "Friday night" take the goat weed bout 2 hours beforehand. I thought it maybe placebo so tried it again just to do so. Looooooong horney day. Lol.
I don't think that some of these kids realize that it's actually quite normal to have a working set of nuts when you are 55.
at least you said ATM and not MAC. lol sorry had to do that.
does atm stand for ass to mouth???
lol... depends on who you ask.
Good read Ed thanks for taking the time to educate the dipshits. This Tren craze is off the hook I always here tren this tren that when this person clearly has not done there homework. High doses of Tren at any age is bad but @ 23yrs your with one foot on the grave. I hope this kid realizes his mistakes before its too late and if there is no receptivity to counseling I suggest this person to kick rocks. Eroids does not condone that type of behavior. Be smart stay healthy
Why the hell would somebody neg this?? Looks like a dose of the truth to me... Lmao! Hey Ed, doncha love it when a 23 yr old dipshit comes to an intellectual battle unarmed??
Wow! I guess the 23 yo knows more than the old geezers on here That has more knowlegde of whats going on ..huh? Good read. Found it very entertaining.
Who negged this post? If you neg it at least leave the reason why...
Lol. Someone is bringing the hate, the question is. Will they have the balls to claim it?
It was PEZ
@PEZ (and all you other fucking anonymous neggers) if you are going to bash someone be a MAN about it and do it in the open! You guys want to be pussies about it I have an app for that!
Thanks brother!
PEZ? Come on princess don't want to talk about it?
I saw the exchange.. Only thing I would say is once that when shit takes a turn for the obsurd like it did with TT don't even reply directly to the idiot.. Just state the facts and move on.. You spent to much time on a fly circling shit broham.. Idiots are everywhere and if we try to talk sense into em we go bonkers..
Yeah, I probably should have just moved on instead of jacking a nice thread.
No balls Neg'er