posted Thu, 03/05/2026 - 18:51
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wasn’t sure if this was the correct forum for this post.
can someone explain to me how janoshank labs can offer the pricing they do?
a certified reference sample to run purity and concentration tests of plain old test e cost about $600.
a new sample is needed for every different sample. they can’t be reused. and of course the “raw data”
which would cost extra has never been provided by them, ever. wanna know why? it’s too hard to fake those results and graphs.
don’t trust them. it’s all one big scam
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Janoshik is located in the Czech Republic, much lower cost of goods/labor there.
Also, if you are getting multiple tests done, they instruct you to provide extra volume per additional testing you purchase. And there's literally a "raw data" add on for testing.
You know nothing about what you're talking about
I’ve sent in multiple blind samples unlabeled in perfume containers and they Id’d everything - they even found the source was putting test prop in all three samples of anabolics lol there was no way they knew which samples I was sending in each vial.
And the sad part is a lot of these individuals aren’t just some gangster /scammer jerk offs. Do your homework and you’ll see that a lot of of these people are former Mr. Olympia winners and things of that nature. people who you think you could trust.
not once i have ever seen the raw data you need to pay extra for?
I can guarantee you that even if they are doing some type of minimal testing, they’re using some USSR Soviet outdated piece of shit equipment that is not delivering any type of results that are any type of accurate or even close to being accurate.
The machines that preform these analyis are like a quarter million dollars. I think the owner of the company said in one of his podcast that he just found one in his neighbor’s basement or or an apartment building or some shit like that that’s how far-fetched and uneducated these motherfuckers are.
Jrihard89Jesus fuck now you’re just making shit up.
how come the hae never once provided the raw data? because they don’t know how to photoshop it. that’s why.
They are elaborately faking all this info but don't know how to use photoshop? Like not even that they don't know HOW to use photoshop but that somehow there's a knowledge barrier preventing them from dragging and placing SPECIFIC info? Dude you're actually fucking retarded. Shut up.
people are hating for the wrong reasons.
the last gc/ms stuff i got tested was from scrotum. it was supposed to be test e 250. it had had zero test e, two unknown substances and under 50mg/ml of prop and cyp combo.
go the gloryhole website. look at the lab results they have posted.
you will find many errors.
example : one section will have a date ( month, day year) american formatting and another section will have it ( day month year) -non american formatting
people that think they have not gotten hustled before, well you’re wrong. it’s all one big racket. you think you have choices- but not really.
Jrihard89So you have proof Scrotum is fake. One of the most reputable srcs out there and Karl who is a guru with this stuff.. but never posted It?
Not to mention gloryhole the biggest website in the world … who pays IFBB pros and sponsors them.. can’t even get dates right LOL. Sorry.. but you have 0 proof just BS you’ve made up in your head to believe it.
Sorry @Greg not supposed to name srcs and brands in the forum section but had to all this out
Ranger3252Always one dumb thread started by some dumb person everyday.
Jano is not fake at all. Way too many sources and gear users use Jano for testing. I will be sending in a lot of samples to them since I do not trust the sources anymore.
The funniest part about this incorrect post is janoshik is like the most expensive place to test outve the main AAS LCMS places lol
he's comparing this to an FDA recognized lab providing COA's.
I also believe he's a shill
Shilliemanillie is his new name!
He probably bought a bunch of test e vials from an exposed lab and is like "no way all this shit is fake can't be!!!!" He's in denial.
I can assure you, they're legit. We've sent lots of product into them, raw and oil based. Always blind and we get the results we expect.
They're cheaper because they operate independently, they don't have a bunch of hoops to jump through that up their costs.
These tests are not certified by anyone but themselves, you're not using this as a COA so regulatory steps are skipped. This is for personal use only.
This is the same guy that posted the other day to let us know we could send off steroids to some harm prevention lab that tests drugs for free.
Rather than telling everyone the details about these test labs in his post, he said to message him for more info
At first I figured he was a cop. Now I'm realizing he's going to send you fake test results
what details do you want to know?
iCONicAll of them. You're gatekeeping, pencil dick
I don't trust any non 100% blind Janoshik test honestly.
If you send it for testing send it without label and without telling him what it is.
Also sources posting labtests for gear they sent to Jano for testing themself is worthless imo. Too easy to send a good vial of gear and then go around and sell vitamim e in salad oil (ahum Ultima).
I’m also sending Janoshik blind samples to see the results. Each test costs $120.
Do you know any alternatives to Janoshik? Send me a PM
Send me a pm when you find out please lol
Analiza Testing Lab, they are cheaper than Jano.
Aren't they the ones that always come back a 99% purity on every test?
Thanks hun
haven't used them yet, maybe i'll give them a shot on this next batch
It cost almost as much to mail it. Send it to him with no labels or doses. You will see. He’s legit. I hope this post isn’t some planned scam to discrediting because he outed a big steroid supplier
Just stop
I sent them a blind sample of Watson testosterone to see if they were legit. It came back as 200 mg or ml. I posted the results in my pics. He’s legit. I’m not the only one that tested him with blind samples of oils without labels and it came back as what we sent him.
https://www.eroids.com/sites/default/files/gearpic/140469/IMG_2447_3.jpeg
Good thing people use janoshik and not janoshank heard janoshark is better tho. In all seriousness if it was a big scam with the ultimate situation what about the multiple people with crashed test Using ultima ? That immediately invalidates your argument. How about you use the bunk gear and test it out. You think 1 retard is going to win against 10 meathead retards on here ? Everyone here is fueled by tren and trannies and occasionally bunk gear goodluck.
you wanna know he came out with those statements.
because many people including myself called the companies out. i got bad scrotum gear. even before i got it tested i went crazy on them. asking how the fuck can they still be selling this gear when it’s fake.
couldn’t tell you
how many people but I know I wasn’t the only one coming at them like this. So what does the whole steroid industry try to do meaning a few people and try to get ahead of the curve by putting out you know results to saying certain gear and products are bunk, but they knew that already ahead of time they’re trying to make themselves look legit by calling out bad products that they already knew were bad because they knew they were gonna get exposed. That’s how the fucking system works, dude they’re one step ahead of you. You just don’t realize it.
BUTTHOLE PIC OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!
Same Old BULLSHIT - Different day.
Jrihard89lol it’s all been one big scam. Yet my blood work is on par with the things I’ve seen or had tested good…
Dudes a doofus. I was a hater of Jano but dudes the GOAT. Random dude and buttery on here have tried to fake out Jano and he wins every time
You do realize that everyone’s body is going to react so differently that blood tests are nowhere near any type of accurate gauge to see what the concentration impurity or what type of steroids may be in your gear is. I’m not saying blood tests are inaccurate for your levels, I’m saying blood test should no way shape or form be used to see what kind of test you’re actually taking or the concentration of that test or any other steroid.
So ultima is real now, you are saying?!?!
Jrihard89It’s proven he’s an Ultima rep!!!
Dudes crazy. One he didn’t even consider the exchange rate. I’m too lazy to look but still. Then there are guys like me. I helped a friend send in TestE from a src not on here my buddy uses and said it’s EQ. Came back telling us it’s testE at 244mg . Slightly under but still very acceptable for the 15 vials he bought. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.
Jrihard89Sure. Lol. You know more. Thanks for playing.
People INCLUDING myself. Have sent in samples and lied what it is and I get a report back calling me out essentially