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-2 IQ test before becoming a MEMBER

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Seriously! There should be some type of test one would have to pass in order to become a member.
The test should consist of any new member must read ALL the RULES, make a PROPER Introduction consisting a minimum word limit. Read up on at least 10 sources info and follow these sources for for a set amount of time. They should have to read about PCT, cycles, experience etc etc.

Then they should complete a 1 hour test, until this test has been past with at least a 90% they will not be able to post on any forum walls or order from any source.

I see the need for this, not to just protect ourselves eroids but our sources as well.

Kazaa's picture

My IQ is 135 by the RAVEN mensa test (true actually), so can i skip this test and just stay a member :o)

But yes i think you are right. Many just come here to find some gear, and when they can't find it in 2 mins, they start asking the forums. "Hey where can i buy XXX."

And then they are 18 years old and want to get huge so they ask about how to cycle this and that, without even reading how each compound works.

Maybe there should be a popup when you sign up, where you have to read info and press accept. Then there's a timer and you can't press accept until after 20 secs. Then after that next information, and then so on until you have read all general rules and hints to how to find what you need. Maybe we should put this in the "Site improvement" forum? A 5 - 10 min signup wouldn't be that much of a hassle.

jkc's picture

Screwed!! I always felt good about the Cracker Barrel IQ test until I get out to the lobby and try the horseshoe and nail puzzles.

Kazaa's picture

Don't they use a spread of 24, where as the new tests use a spread of 15. Which would put your 149 to a 131. BAM right back at ya. (hope you know it's all just in good fun, and not being provocative or anything :-) )

But yeah, i quit paying for the membership also. The people who ran it where morons. Nothing exciting happening. I mean i hoped to learn something of interest. But no they just wanted to meet once a week and sit and talk about basically the same over and over again.. Maybe we are just to smart for Mensa since they are so boring..

joker's picture

I know right! Like i said There is times when I am learning from guy's, I swear are border line handicap. We all have a place in this world and what matters most is your personality and the way you treat people. I know a guy that cant wright nor spell for the life of him. But man that guy taught me so much about metallurgy and he knew the equations to all metals structures and how to combine them. Everyone used to make fun of him until I put them up against him in his realm of knowledge. Needless to say the man was well respected after this.

joker's picture

Yea, To me it seems like a lot of kids just got done smoking a fat blunt and cant focus long enough to understand the rules and respect of the site. Pipe dreams bro AAS must be magical..

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

I think this a good post so i fixed up a few points for ya bro... dont understand why/who down voted you here :/

shrapnel's picture

X2 Good post! I done brought this up once to bfg in the ask me anything thread but still no response!

joker's picture

Thanks Bro its an honor. You're good man and always cool with advice and such.

You were there to help me when I first became a member.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Nah we cant get booted! well!! maybe we can with all the porn and self drinking penis with a straw talk just maybe lmao! i showed that instructional DVD you sent to the neighbours! guess what bro yous a celebrity in the UK now... they say EVERYTHING in the USA is bigger,,, man you should have a licence to carry an offensive weapon Lmfao!

joker's picture

I would hope so. 95% of the members i have read seen or became friends with since starting have been great and and respectful of the rules, members and sources. Its the 7-11 guys looking for a quick fantasy that frustrate me. You and Viking both have been very helpful to me with information i so desperately needed.

Wouldn't that be the shit, pin some juice watch tv and get big without working {=} Makes you wonder though would it make your eye muscles exeptionaly large O_O

joker's picture

Air brush brother ;) Most dudes dont realize how much effort we have to go through in order to get results we are looking for. I take aas for reasons of medical and work, but I still have to get to the gym and eat a healthy protein filled diet. We have to be dedicated and self disciplined, to our self's in order to reach any goals we so desire.
Alot of people do not understand the amount of effort this takes. I do this and raise 3 kids on my own and they hate it when I am in strict diet mode.

joker's picture

For sure, i just seen some comedy flick were this little chubby dude pulled his shirt off being all bad ass with spray on abs.

That shit was funny. I am in rehab mode from a bad injury and surgery. It's really hard to get back into the game and find the best training to fit my needs.

Food, Norco, juice, gym, Norco, Xanax, food, supplements rest 4-7 days a week. Sucks getting old with injuries.

eire77's picture

i cant spell ' count i can just about fucking read Smile i know absolutely nothin about simple math that shit scares the fuck outta me ' cant deal with number s Smile and all this other stuff you talk about might as well be a different language to me i left school at 16 to work and its never handicapped me at all ' lifes pretty good even in a shit economy ' point is i prob would never of passed your eroids test and if id of seen a test to join ' ha well i would of said fuck that ' you dont need to be college material to do gear the right way ' couple guys i know havent a clue what day it is Smile but they know how to eat and train ' run gear with proper nutrition and great knowlege of the body its the only thing they have any intrest in ' alot of younger guys only have intrest in getting big quickly and that always goin to be the way !

joker's picture

I was just throwing this out there bro. You would have past it just fine, from the sounds of it. You have knowledge of the use of AAS and I am sure you are respectful of the rules and posting on forums. Just from this post alone You're smarter then you think. Some of the worst guy's coming in and out are from college, hell one of them posted is personal school's email address on a open forum asking question's. I should have spent the time to have better defined my heading and post it self. But I was pissed and hungry and needed to lift.

fast48's picture

Damn. This post was frustration...understanding....racism....a spelling contest AND erkle with a big Dick. High five!

normal's picture

realized I hadn't laughed today, eyes might even be watering

joker's picture

Lmao.. :)>

joker's picture

I have a friend that wants me to get him gear. I told him he needs to study and research all there is to know about what he wants to do.
A couple weeks go by, he calls me up "hey dude you ever get that stuff for me"?

So the first question I asked him was what does PCT mean? He say's IDK!
I told him I would not give him anything until I know he will be responsible about it.
Another friend of mine is studying as much as I am, because he too fucked himself up. Not knowing enough in the beginning.
Then again we are both learning off of eroids test free ;}

killinit88's picture

you get points for that, i appreciate the value of making him know whats up first..... I did the same thing with this kid i know, haha same question too lol

joker's picture

Thanks bro! I am just sharing the wealth eroids gave to me.

jprizzle's picture

I have a friend who is the same way. He just wants to use gear and doesn't care to know anything about it. I think it is just personality differences between most of us on eroids and others who wont research. I have always heavily researched anything I was intrested in.(alot of times almost to the point of obsession) I think alot of us on this site have the same personality type.

DBG's picture

Obsessive researchers...guilty!! I'll read something, check it, read it again somewhere else, check again, read again, check again....on and on and on. It's kinda funny, but really I'm just trying to be safe...FINALLY!!! Like Irish said, him and I have done similar shit to ourselves, we've rapped about it, and I/we have changed. Now when I put something in my body, I wanna make sure I am making positive decisions based on throrough and scrutinous examination with at least 99.9% understanding. In my estimation, there always seems to be some mystery to a new compound added to the mix and that's what the missing .1% is.

shrapnel's picture

x2 Leaders ... then there are followers.

shrapnel's picture

Think a basic test that requires members to know basics knowledge is great way to encourage resaerching.Lets face it if you don;t care enough to at least google the drugs your pumping in your body then you pretty much deserve to get fucked up imo. natural selection.....

shrapnel's picture

Actually ive already suggesated this idea and think about it..... it would weed out 16-18 year old noobs plus make it more difficult for trolls to create accounts as well as bring a higher quality member here as well as promote research and basic aas knowledge which we are all big fans here on eroids. cant believe you guys think this is a dumb idea. maybe you guys like being asked about oral only cycles everyday.....

shrapnel's picture

It is a double edged sword im sure.... maybe a series of lessons as u sign up perhaps? Or even better maybe a course that will give you a few karma points for completing!

joker's picture

That's not a bad Idea at all! To give a few Karma points in order to complete a course. That would be interesting, and something else to do.

shrapnel's picture

I like it!!! Short read and multi choice and maybe a few critical thinking type questions!

shrapnel's picture

No doubt!

killinit88's picture

i understand that there are some people that have no buisness dealing with steroids. At the same time, wouldnt you rather be able to help them instead of them hurting themselves? I have delt with a lot of people who shouldnt be near this game, a lot of them i have been able to talk into waiting some time, and going natural for a bit. I am glad i was able to do that, otherwise they would have seriously fucked themselves up. It does get annoying sometimes, but we are all here to learn..

killinit88's picture

Sounds great, lets start with you... We will take your 8 wk membership away, and give you a totally new one...... You can be the lab rat for this, sound good? People are here to learn, if they fuck up, they quickly learn what they did wrong and fix it. If they dont fix it, they get banned for a bit as a warning... I feel the MOD'S do a great job, lets leave it up to them, shall we?

fast48's picture

Don't forget that we're all here to learn. Not too long ago you also learned a lot as well. Teach and share is what this place is about.

joker's picture

I agree! My concerns I guess are more directed toward the post on sources walls and such. Your right! I did learn a lot since becoming a member. But I am a select few that follow through with research and such. Most I notice come in here like its your local 7-11 and that's it.

fast48's picture

I know i jam folks up daily to research. On the other hand if they're 21 and Hell bent to cycle regardless....after they research I'll work with em on being smarter. Or they simply by and jab by whatever means the gym rat said to do. Its right now on cycle logs where young dipshit is doing tren only cycle...gram a week for third cycle. I tried.....can't save em all. And another guy on cycle logs...i got him all pissed but he researched and doing it right. It's a coin toss.

joker's picture

I just need to cool off and listen to you all. You make a valid point and I agree 100%. Would just hate to see it get ruined.

fast48's picture

Agree. I'm not hollering either...just so ya know. Your points are valid in being frustrated. Imagine how many folks just 7-11. Scarey right? Lol

joker's picture

I understand, I might not be here. From what I have noticed though is the influx of so many new young members not following the rules. Not sure if they are doing it purposely or not. Most dont go looking and researching for proper information. They come in for their first cycle and want to buy tren e EQ and what ever they can get their hands on. I am glad Eroids was here when I came looking for answers. I tell you what I have come a long ways in 8weeks. I run my cycle, I still research look into new ideas. Answer questions to the best of the knowledge I have read here on Eroids. I try to contribute not just come in buy what ever I want, bitch about waiting and then leave to never be seen again. Until I need more gear.

youngtricep98's picture

Thats why i came here. i had intermediate knowledge on AAS but since joining im learning new tricks n techniques everyday

your always gunna deal with ignorant people..just ignore them. your behind a computer screen there isnt anything you can do man besides help educate them haha