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EARLY PREDICTIONS...............

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With the deadline looming for photo submissions for the EBC, many people have been asking me what I think is going to happen. Well, here are a few of my early predictions. I'm not a preacher with a direct phone-line to God, so I don't know everything like they do, but this is what I see early on:

  • THE WINNER WILL NOT BE A GUY WHO DID AN ORAL-ONLY CYCLE: Watching a guy do an oral-only cycle is like watching the Coyote try to catch the Roadrunner---you know he's going to fail, you know he's going to fuck himself up, and you know he's going to look like a stupid-ass afterward.

  • THE WINNER WILL BE THE GUY WHO GETS IT DONE IN THE KITCHEN...NOT THE GYM: Anybody can go to the gym 5 days a week and train, but the real results are going to come from diet and rest.

  • SEVERAL OF YOU WON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO POST YOUR AFTER PICS: Either because you dropped out, or you finished but couldn't get results due to the fact that you still haven't figured it out. Of course, that will make the pot that much larger for the rest of the field.

  • AT LEAST A COUPLE OF YOU WILL SHOW PHENOMENAL RESULTS: These will be the few guys who took all the anger, resentment, insecurity, fear, mistrust, and memories of past failures and channeled it into positive energy that fucking God himself couldn't have stopped. They'll win a shit-load of gear and use this victory as a springboard to do even greater things in life.

  • AT LEAST ONE OF YOU WILL FAIL TO FINISH DUE TO DOMESTIC/SOCIAL PROBLEMS: I say you either beat your wife, or punch a random baby in the face as it's being breast-fed by mother. Leave the drugs, alcohol, and Tren out of this for best results

  • ONE OR TWO OF YOU WILL OVERDOSE: After seeing that you actually lost size with only 4 days left in the competition, you'll panic and shoot all your gear at once and hit the iron like a banshee while snorting line after endless line of coke.

  • THE POT WILL EXCEED 6O BOTTLES OF GEAR: This is a golden opportunity for suppliers to increase exposure and sales.

  • THE EBC WILL BE A SUCCESS, AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN IN THE FUTURE.

eire77's picture

ok thanks ,really lookin forward to this !!!!

eire77's picture

i have one pic without a newspaper other 2 have could you let me know if i should update pics thanks

7gothic's picture

You only need to show a newspaper pic in one shot IF the date is clearly visible..But most people will need to show it in at least 2 shots since their camera isn't going to show most of your body, yet still have a visible date.

albanianarabian's picture

add another one to the list gothic.. " ·many of you will fail to follow directions and post ONE pic showing only a newspaper followed by three other pictures with no newspaper in sight" will they still be elligible after the 5th if they failed to follow the instructions?

everclese's picture

I hope you do have the contest again... I think It would be kinda cool if it was a once a month deal... I would not expect to see all the prizes this big, but I think it would be fun, then after the year a date is set and all top twelve plus others are invite only in the final blow-out...

I cant enter for a few months cause I started pct today, and I want to play...

7gothic's picture

We will probably do one in Mid spring.
Stay tuned.

carnealsr's picture

Sounds good thats when I go back on and can join the fun

popeboy1's picture

patients is the key to good results, be calm, collective and follow the easy 3 step guidlines, train, EAT!!!, SLEEP!!!

7gothic's picture

lol...Amen to that. I was sitting here typing yesterday and heard a noise-----it was my stomach growling. So I'm already fucking up.
If you wait until you're hungry to eat, you're waiting too long.

Gorillafit's picture

We shoulda added face shots in there cause my jaw muscles are getting the most work :-)

popeboy1's picture

i think you forgot to eat, no homo

Gorillafit's picture

I predict just before the deadline a new comer to eroids is gonna join the contest looking like he's prepping for a national title and only be on his first "real" cycle. Oh wait that just happened :-)

wallabokkie's picture

Didnt think that we had been talking about this bro. Well not really my first real cycle but first one in over 10 years. Mmmmmwwwwhhhhhaaaaa. Good luck bro

Gorillafit's picture

Nah Bro, wasn't referring to you. Your pics ain't even posted yet.

wallabokkie's picture

I know. I can't get them on the site. The only Internet connection I have at the moment is my phone. They will be up on the 5th. Have already taken them just need to get them on.

7gothic's picture

His chance of winning is no better than anyone else. In fact, it may be less if he can't add to the size he already has.
This is about who makes the most dramatic change...that's going to mean cutting a little fat, and adding a lot of muscle. We are placing a priority on adding size for obvious reasons.

sweatnosejackso's picture

Keyword= DRAMATIC CHANGE. I personally think it is going to be more difficult for the bigger guys including you (7gothic) to win this thing. I believe you will have to be much more strict with diet as well as rest and lifting. If you or one of the more established physiques do win, then you da man cause that shit won't be easy.But then again nothing worth having should come easy other than maybe a dirty little stripper freak.

kwabby6's picture

I see gothic is still his same old self LOL. damn I love this website. ALSO might be hopping in this starting tomorrow.....will be running a 6 week shic cycle

kirkles21's picture

I wish I were able to compete in this.... But I'm ooc for the next couple of weeks, thanks alot staph!

7gothic's picture

You can still compete. All you have to do is post photos now, and start anytime you're ready, even if that happens to be at the begining of February. I'm only going to run about 8-10 weeks before I submit my photos. I do very well on short, intense cycles.

kirkles21's picture

Sweet, I'm glad I can do that. Appreciate it man. This one's gonna be intense for sure. Once I'm back to 100% it's on.

carnealsr's picture

Hope there is another one in the spring cause im in

jhendo's picture

Totally agree ! the guy who gets it done in the kitchen will show the most improvement .. Eat! Eat! Eat!

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