Sometimes they make new rules around here, and never say a damn word to me about it before hand. Then a day or so later, I find out about it.
Well this is one of those times, so don't shoot the messenger just because you don't like the message. Trust me, I don't like this any more than you do, but apparently it has to be done.
From now on, nobody will be permitted to come on this site..even as an unsigned guest if the following criteria and rules are not observed:::

• Before being granted an eroids membership, all prospective members will have to pass an IQ test, and that test must show you to have a higher Intelligence Quota that of a fucking squirrel. I know that's going to eliminate the possibility of many of you finding gear now, but again please---don't hate the messenger.

• Any member uttering the words "oral" and "only" in the same sentence will automatically be banned.... permanently.

• Members who give reviews and proclaim gear gtg before they even pin it will be informed that here at eroids, "gtg" stands for you..."GOT TO GO". Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

• The next supplier that dyes their gear some color that has never appeared outside a bottle of Nyquil or Robitussin is going to the Wall of Shame--when we get one. I'm waiting for someone to start putting worms in the bottom of bottles....or instant scratch-off prizes for more gear.

• From now on, we will be featuring a separate forum entitled "stupid Questions".
  If your question is stupid, please post it there. If you're not sure if it goes there, then trust me..it does.

• Once an eroids member receives an order, they will not be permitted back on the site for at least 6 weeks...or whenever the panic/placebo ends---whichever comes first.

• All eroids members under the age of 18 will now require a valid parental signature to verify that you FUCKING KNOW IT ALL. That way we'll be sure.

• All eroids members who are mentally ill, will be required to refrain from making comments on any Tren-related posts, since you guys are the only ones who feel good on that shit.

• The next member caught posting a comment in the review area that consists of .."Hey, does anybody know if this guy sells Xannies"? is going to find a cat boiling on his stove.