posted Sat, 08/25/2018 - 16:33
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Squirting?
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Is a girl squirting legit, or just pee? Been seeing new girl and she sprays all over bed. Some might think its cool, I do not. Nothing like stripping the bed at midnight and doing laundry. I'm skeptical I'm not getting pissed on. Already lost interest in her because of this...
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well my 2cts is that I’ve encountered two kinds of squirters and the first would only be a little bit of clear fluid and was kinda hot but now the second would soak the whole fucking bed like an explosion and grossed me out. While I’ve only encounter the two they were both freaks so I think there must be some kind of correlation but I don’t think I’d bang the super soaker again unless I was drunk and coming off a pussy hiatus but for more then just then just that
Can the gal cook? Is her house clean? Does she handle her career with a purpose? Does she make you laugh? Is she loyal? Worry about stuff that matters bro.
"Can the gal cook? Is her house clean? Does she handle her career with a purpose? Does she make you laugh? Is she loyal?"
Can you find a girl with all these qualities that doesn't squirt if you don't like squirting? Answer: yes. So, if these qualities are what you desire, but you don't like squirting, do you compromise? Answer: No.
Since everyone else has weighed in here...
A few years back I dated a girl that did. To be honest, she was amazing in every way.
She was extremely self conscious of it, and I always put in an effort to put her at ease. But it did bother me. There was some living room action, and she sprayed my glass coffee table one night. Pure piss yellow. So I asked her if she needed a bathroom break, and we continued.
I let some dumb stuff get in my head, but That’s why most relationships fail anyway. But a few years later, I still miss her.
A girl goes down on you, and you accidentally rip a fart because you’re relaxed, should she bolt?
Looking back, I wish I had orgasms that made me piss myself.
Either way, good luck brother. There are no right answers. You’ll probably find yourself thinking about how great she was except for that one thing ten years from now.
"You’ll probably find yourself thinking about how great she was except for that one thing ten years from now."
Like I previously posted - I had a girl like that. Great girl in so many ways, but the pissing was an issue for me. It's been 10 years - and I have never regretted moving on...but - each to his own.
Good question actually. I have heard it has some urine content but not sure just how much.
It’s a 99.98% piss, to 0.02% other bodlily fluids ratio.
OMG Hahaha VH! To be honest anything that seems to originate from that area smells fairly bad either at first or after a while lol Something I bet you never ever thought you'd be discussing with AShop...
If you have never made your girl squirt then your not doing something right. Jk.. Yes it is a real thing but no not every woman can squirt. If I've made my girl soak the sheets then it makes me feel accomplished. I'm more than glade to lay in the wet spot. It freaked me out the first time it ever happened. I came up and was like B$!&h did you just puss in my mouth ill kill you.
Ace VenturaOnly women who like pissing all over the place can squirt. Funny coincidence
It wasn't funny at the time but I can look back and laugh about it now.
Dave_61I've see a lot of you guys here complaining about having to change the sheets after sex. I don't get it. I always have to change the sheets after my girl and I are done with our super intense fuck sessions, and my girl's not even a squirter! Also, we don't even use any sex toys, not that there's anything wrong with that all!
We just have such amazingly, intense, great sex, that we both cum many times and sweat so much, maybe even get some ky jelly on the sheets, that when we're finished, the sheets look like a rorschach test and need to be changed. Usually, we'll just throw a towel over the bed, go to sleep and change the sheets in the morning.
Imo, if there's no need to change the sheets when you and your girl are done having sex, then you really need to raise the bar bro. And I don't mean any offense guys, I'm just trying to be helpful. Maybe hit up a sex toy store and get some supplies. Or ask your girl what you can do to make things better. What's really surprising is that most of you have sky high testosterone levels!
I know there are times when you and your girl may only have enough time, or another reason for just a quicky, and that I can understand. But, if your full-on sex or love making sessions are not making the sheets messy where they need to be changed, whether you change them or not, you need to step up your game!! And I bet your girl would agree, but she might not want to hurt your feelings.
And regarding squirters, I'm pretty sure that is mostly all piss! I've never had a squirter personally, so I never really put much thought or research into it.
Let's put this into context...
Dave_61I'm really offended by that, alright! My wife's hair is blonde! Lol!
Hahaha That's about right...
jayiskCOOL STORY BRAH! Capt. Kirk Kkarwoski agrees:
https://youtu.be/brhau4xo0x0?t=39
Really didn't need to or want to know 99% of that.
Dave_61 AKA jerry Springer
Today's final thought..........
Dave_61Today's final thought, is that both men and women of all ages, can have a very healthy sexual appetite or desire. Both at young, and older ages. But, I do sense a little bit of jealousy here, just because I'm lucky enough to have a women who actually has a sexual appetite to match, or even surpass my own. I just happen to be a very lucky man, and happen to love my woman very much. No proof on my part is needed. However, if you are one who's doubting my reply, then think about what's the real reason you're doubting it? It can only be needless jealousy, or you could be wondering if your own sexlife is up to par. I think we've come to the conclusion that when a woman squirts, it's made up of mostly piss, and just a little bit of vaginal fluid. Till next time ladies and gentlemen, take care of yourself, and each other!
Not doubting your reply at all mate it's called "humour" and you absaloutely need to chill the fuck out.
I'm not even slightly jealous loool!! my sex life is fantastic mate.
Kibby's final thought,
Dave.....chill the fuck out, learn to take a joke and stick around and have fun on eroids.
Good luck to you pal ;)
Dave_61Hey Kibby. I know we've moved on from this topic, but I just want to address your reply. I was honestly intending Jerry's final thought to be taken in a joking manner. I didn't mean any offense to you at all, not in the slightest way, and if you took it that way I'm sorry about that. I should of wrote Lol, or just kidding or something. Anyway, I hope we can just move on and have fun like you said.
Thanks!
All taken in good jest brother no hard feelings at all mate.
I'm partly to blame also for not making my joke clearly a joke......I can see how it might not have seemed that way.
Stay cool mate ;)
Dave_61Alright cool! Wasn't your fault at all. No worries. I'm just happy that everthing is squared away, we're cool, and can move on. Maybe, we can discuss a more classy topic like women or men who enjoy being defecated on? Now this time I am only kidding, and let's not even go there! Lol! Just kidding!
I'm with you on that one. I'm pushing or should I say I'm right at 40 and my drive is through the roof. My wife is 27 and her drive is insanely high I'm talking to the point where I'm like baby just let me sleep tonight. But I'm not complaining at all.
Dave_61Yeah, I'm the same age as you, and my drive is the same. My drive is only like that with the addition of test though because I have low T. Yours is high from the test also, or do you think your drive would be high without it?
My girl's 34, but she definitely has the drive of like a 21yr old girl! Charlie Sheen said it best, when he said "A 21 year old girl is like a good carpenter. No wood gets wasted!"
Yep! I think its lost its mystic nature now. I'll never be able to feel the same about it... smh
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Press with the bombs dropped!
Something that would normally sound quite cool and entertaining he manages to make sound really scummy and disturbing doesn't he! Uuugh
Maybe Dave has a new (first) girl and it's all fucking all the time - for the first few months. Been there done that a hundred times. But, once the relationship 'evolves' sex becomes part of the relationship - not the purpose. I wouldn't be putting too much credence in his post.
Dave_61What do you mean "not much credence"? Is it really so impossible that even after being together for a long time, that me and her, and surprisingly her especially and not just me, still have huge sexual appetites and fuck for hours? Especially when my test levels are that of a male elephant during breeding season! I'm also lucky enough to have a girl who has multiple orgasms on a regular basis.
And of course there are situations when we only have time to fuck for an hour or so, buy the majority of our sex is just as I described it! Don't be jealous ir haters now guys! Whether you guys believe me or not, I have nothing to prove here. If this is so unbelievable for you guys, than I don't think your women are too happy! Would a sex tape put this to bed?
Jealous? Bahaha! You have your hand on it far too much mate, and since you have so much long-winded sex, I'm surprised you have the energy to be pulling your own chain.. Hater? Nope - couldn't care less about your alleged sex life. Not interested in it - don't want to read about it, shouldn't even be a topic here. So go take your elephant sized test levels somewhere else.
Dave_61Bro, nothing I said was directed personally at you. And, I was talking in a joking manner anyway. If what I said was taking the wrong way, that's not what I intended. Everybody was joking around back and forth, and that's all I was doing. My bad if I may have said it the wrong way. I hold no grudges against you.
Well..when you joke you add a 'lol' so people know. Everyone reads txt messages in the frame of mind that they have at that moment and the perceived context in which they are reading them- that's why you kind of have to spell out humour/joking/sarcasm. It might be the wrong way for you - but it might not translate that way for the recipient/s. I'm not offended. I'm not pissed off. It's great you have a wonderful (for you) sex life. Let's move on - post some interesting/educational content here so people can learn something..that way you will get respect. Have a great night/day.
Dave_61Cool bro! Moving on.
jayisk"Sex for hours"
Why? Is that ur cardio? You must be skinny and weak. Nobody cares about your sex life. Your posts are gay AF.
Maybe Ron Jeremy should give you a trophy since ur such a stud.
Seriously you just come across as a creepy disgusting perv, no one is jealous at all of your sex life either. I can imagine your woman being a right Munter...
Probably not a nice thing to say mate. We can insult each other - but as far as I'm concerned - we leave family out of it.
I actually wrote that comment towards him as I was defending you there Oz after his attack on you - the guy is clearly acting like a complete pr*** trying to wind everyone up calling us all 'haters'. He deserves everything he gets in my eyes.
Dave_61I didn't offend you in any way, and you insult my wife? That's not cool and you know it! But, I'm gonna be the bigger man and just forget it.
I appreciate the intentions - thanks. Yeah, annoying guy - we're all jealous and haters. lol. Anyway mate, there are more important things to worry about other than getting wound up over a nobody. Particularly one who has contributed nothing to this forum. Have a great weekend - and press one for me :-)
Dave_61You see, now you have to take it to insults! There's no need for insults. I think the topic itself was a little "disgusting" as you put it, not the fact that I enjoy fucking my girl for hours! And again, there's no need for insults!
Just FYI, the topic wasn't disgusting to me, it's natural!
Lol....my thoughts exactly. Maybe Dave has a future career as a porn star!
your lucky your one of the chosen one's
SQUIRTING IS NATURE
Dont worry be happy make some xtra dollars with some porn vids
First off.....LMFAO to the replies below but unfortunately it's a mixture of piss and other bodily fluids........and it smells
Agreed....Who wants to talk or think about this kind of stuff.
Dave_61If you don't want to talk or think about this kind of stuff, then how come you responded to a reply I just wrote 18 seconds later? If it's that disgusting to you, why are you even still looking at this topic?
jayiskHave you ever been on a T.V. show called " To catch a predator" ?
Since now u know, have some towels ready and ride the wave brother.
Damned... just enjoy it, bro!