press1's picture
press1
  • 11.5k
  • CC
196434

+ 43 Daily Bitches .....

ad

Rather than continually bombarding @UncleYoked SI page with Slutty pictures, making his life even harder than it already is to keep on top of customer enquiries, I propose that all the Dirty pictures be put up in this forum now - this will enable him to see his customers questions and comments much more quickly rather than having to sift through all of our smutty stuff!

DISCLAIMER: This is merely a forum for picture posting of attractive women, I am not personally responsible for any of the pigs or munters that members choose to post. Any offensive pictures are posted on accountability of the member posting them LOL

GET READY TO P-A-R-T-Y PEOPLE!!!


(Credit to Tatman)

Jockstrap's picture

Oh cindy!!

Jockstrap's picture
Jockstrap's picture
Jockstrap's picture
Bodhi's picture
In a promo × 2
Mgmmaze's picture
Jockstrap's picture

Applause

Bodhi's picture
In a promo × 2
Bodhi's picture

How can daily bitches fallout of the hot topics!!!

In a promo × 2
Mgmmaze's picture

Need more posts that's why

randomdude's picture
In a promo × 2
randomdude's picture
In a promo × 2
Pandateston's picture

The real mystery here:
Is this girl blessed with those quads… or are those quads blessed to have this girl?
Shakespeare would be confused too.

In a promo × 2
randomdude's picture

I’d happily suffocate between those legs. I feel like my family would be proud.

In a promo × 2
randomdude's picture
In a promo × 2
Jockstrap's picture

Spankkit!!

randomdude's picture
In a promo × 2
randomdude's picture
In a promo × 2
Jockstrap's picture
randomdude's picture

I walked in on my mom and sister doing this exact same thing.

In a promo × 2
Jockstrap's picture
press1's picture

KILLER .....

Pandateston's picture

That’s how I like my bitches to dress in the office.

In a promo × 2
randomdude's picture

Me too. Except I work with all dudes. We make it work.

In a promo × 2
Pandateston's picture

LMAO When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

In a promo × 2
Asa's picture

Sit on my face

In a promo × 1
Jockstrap's picture
Pandateston's picture

Yep, I can literally hear…
“She-she-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
She-she lick me like a lollipop, lollipop (yeah)
Sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
She-she lick me like a lollipop”
echoing through the universe right now.

In a promo × 2
Jockstrap's picture

Hell yes

Jockstrap's picture
Pandateston's picture

Absolute kryptonite, bro.

In a promo × 2
Jockstrap's picture
Jockstrap's picture
Jockstrap's picture
Jockstrap's picture
Jockstrap's picture
Jockstrap's picture
Asa's picture

Lmao
"Plow me daddy"

In a promo × 1
Jockstrap's picture

Hahahaha

Bodhi's picture
In a promo × 2
Jockstrap's picture

Hell yes

press1's picture

WELL judging by my Text alerts, lunchtime today was to be my Delivery of 2 Knock off Aftershaves so I turned my outside buzzer on - then proceeded to go to the Shitter as I felt a humongous turd navigating itself towards my back doors.

I get myself nicely lowered onto the toilet seat and begin lowering the Baby into the ocean, Just as the Bomb Bay doors open and the package begins to hit splashdown - The FUCKIN BUZZER in the lounge rings doesn't it to let the Postman inside at the front door. This Turd was so big there was no way I could chop it mid push and then run through to the lounge with it half still in my arse, together with my boxer shorts round my ankles!! So I continued on with the fight then jumped up shitty arsehole and all and ran through - literally speaking to the postie full nude on the intercom, if anyone in the building opposite was looking out of the window at the time they would have seen it all lol

Amazingly, when I returned to Base camp to resume the after clearance there was nothing there - It was a Ghost Shit!!!

Anyway, I gotta say this Glorious Oud stuff is really nice!!!

randomdude's picture

There’s nothing better than a clean wiper.

In a promo × 2
Pandateston's picture

Bro… your butthole is either numb or possessed.
If you can drop a whole submarine and not even need a second wipe, that’s veteran-level combat experience right there.
I’m glad at least you survived the mission and now you’re fresh as hell with the new cologne.
Call it: Operation Ghost Shit Extraction

In a promo × 2
press1's picture

Ohh mate - I ALWAYS do a second wipe test just to make sure the first wasn't a smokescreen to cover up the attack. It was however - clean as a whistle. I imagine that fucker is half way out to the North Sea by now ....

Milfpounder's picture

I have a pack of scents being delivered today too. Our guys just leave the package on the doorstep. But to stand in solidarity with you, I will walk outside with no pants on and a shitty ass to get it.

"This is for press"

press1's picture

That's the beauty of living in a house mate - having your own front door and doorstep!! Never doing this apartment shit again ..... But Hell what can I say - back then when I bought it I was young, dumb and full of cum.

Milfpounder's picture

So in your part of the world, do you buy apartments or rent them?

Filling up a home you own with guns, roids and guitars is a damn proud feeling.

God bless.

press1's picture

You can buy or rent them buddy, I guess many who live in them rent as to many they are an initial temporary living arrangement due to the fact they require little upkeep and maintenance as you have no garden and the maintenance and upkeep fee's are built up into the monthly service charges etc. Then most realise that apartment living is fuckin stupid because essentially you are living in one massive house along with many other people, sharing the same hallways and front door - and Bro, there is ALWAYS some noisy cunt or messy arsehole that pisses everyone else off and disrupts residents lives. I am getting mine valued in the next few months and moving into a house, something I should of done years ago. This is where I will start up 'Press Laboratories' and conquer the Steroid world with the finest gear one can buy .....

Milfpounder's picture

Hell yes. I'm gonna be ur first customer. Hopefully we can be cell mates too. Just shaving each other's butts and spraying cologne on.

...And bench pressing bags of water and making hooch. I can't wait.