posted Sun, 08/24/2025 - 02:52
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Rather than continually bombarding @UncleYoked SI page with Slutty pictures, making his life even harder than it already is to keep on top of customer enquiries, I propose that all the Dirty pictures be put up in this forum now - this will enable him to see his customers questions and comments much more quickly rather than having to sift through all of our smutty stuff!
DISCLAIMER: This is merely a forum for picture posting of attractive women, I am not personally responsible for any of the pigs or munters that members choose to post. Any offensive pictures are posted on accountability of the member posting them LOL
GET READY TO P-A-R-T-Y PEOPLE!!!
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I have a pack of scents being delivered today too. Our guys just leave the package on the doorstep. But to stand in solidarity with you, I will walk outside with no pants on and a shitty ass to get it.
"This is for press"
That's the beauty of living in a house mate - having your own front door and doorstep!! Never doing this apartment shit again ..... But Hell what can I say - back then when I bought it I was young, dumb and full of cum.
So in your part of the world, do you buy apartments or rent them?
Filling up a home you own with guns, roids and guitars is a damn proud feeling.
God bless.
You can buy or rent them buddy, I guess many who live in them rent as to many they are an initial temporary living arrangement due to the fact they require little upkeep and maintenance as you have no garden and the maintenance and upkeep fee's are built up into the monthly service charges etc. Then most realise that apartment living is fuckin stupid because essentially you are living in one massive house along with many other people, sharing the same hallways and front door - and Bro, there is ALWAYS some noisy cunt or messy arsehole that pisses everyone else off and disrupts residents lives. I am getting mine valued in the next few months and moving into a house, something I should of done years ago. This is where I will start up 'Press Laboratories' and conquer the Steroid world with the finest gear one can buy .....
Hell yes. I'm gonna be ur first customer. Hopefully we can be cell mates too. Just shaving each other's butts and spraying cologne on.
...And bench pressing bags of water and making hooch. I can't wait.
Mate - THAT sounds like my idea of Heaven!!!
Too windy for this today so just gonna lurk on eroids all damn day as per usual
Woahhhh HOLY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Are you in the cab there then - and that is the actual crane lifting part above?
Yea, well I was a couple hours ago. I'm in my living room now. Still on the clock haha. That crane has 10mph wind limit in it's current configuration so spends a lot of time winded out. It's 450' tall with its current luffer configuration.
Damn son.
That sure is one Big mother - which aftershaves arrived today then Shithead??!! Lol
I've been watching Youtube videos on how to become a Master Perfumer!! Learning how to pick the various notes out etc. You need a Chemistry degree though first of all to do it for a living, then go to perfume school. When qualified though your wage is between £80k to £400k per year!!!
Top notes, Middle notes and Bass notes - thats what its all about bro!!!
Jesus Christ. Had no idea that was a job
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I ended up getting armaf tres nuit, club de nuit, invictious, Burberry hero and some other Armani one I can't remember. My house smells like a whore house right now
What do you think to the Club De Nuit? I can't decide whether I like it or not lol That Invictous one is definitely on my radar.
I wore the club de nuit last night as a props to @Asa and @Drexyl when I went out.
The initial spray way not my cup of tea, but the dry down is where it's at. Completely different. I'm very inexperienced with scents, so I cannot describe it. I just threw the hoodie back on that I was wearing last night to get some coffee and it still smells awesome. Highly recommend.
The opening is lemon pledge, the dry down is “Hey, I’ve got a huge cock and it’s ready for you.”
These are called the 'Bass notes' of the scent my fellow homies lol after the initial top notes and middles notes have evaporated. Yes it stinks forever that stuff - even when you have washed your hands and face they still smell of it, now my shower towel smells of it LMFAO I only have the Eau De Toilette too so fuck knows what the Parfum version is like LOL
Drexyl get the Glorious Oud knock off - its my fave currently
Spicy & warm middle notes with a woody bass note LMAO
I've been wearing it to the gym and girls tend to work out very close to me. Not shitting ya. This am even. Extremely lucky im not on tren rn.
Hahahahahaha living the dream
No jobs complete until the paper works done. Nicely played press.
1st time seeing "baby in the ocean" lmao what?
I always heard, dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool
I’ve never heard a turd being called glorious oud. Sounds posh. Glad to hear you and your ring piece are safe and sound Press.
He probably thought of that after he sprayed his new puff on. Felt sophisticated
I still haven't dared shave my butthole in the bath though
I am quite positive the correct way to remove butthole hair is to have it waxed. And to let someone else do it. I would never allow a razor next to me bum
Either way could result in a trip to the ER for me…
Rob assures me that shaving the starfish with a razors edge is the way forward bro .....
Personally the thought of that makes my ringer go tighter than a tourniquet but I am willing to give it a try to stop those Bastard cling-ons!!
Brazilian waxes are the only way to go!
It allows for the best area of absorption for the sun’s rays while I do my daily 35-minute anus tanning sessions.
Do you have a specific spacing tool that parts the cheeks to let optimal rays into the region?
That sounds SCARY
Apart from the benefits also mentioned it does make glorious oud ring piece cleaning easier, faster and cheaper. Think of all the toilet rolls and stress we all could have avoided during the pandemic.
All entrances open. Please form an orderly line, and have a good day!
Beauty is only a light switch away
Hott hott
Butter face
I’m easy
Volume set to max !
I’m a big ass lover !!
Who’s MILO ?
UUUUFF JESUS - YES FUCKIN PLEASEEEE
I FINALLY BOUGHT A BASEBALL CAP TODAY:
How could nobody find this funny??? Cunts ....
First chick looks like a skeleton. Thats a tiny snack. Lol
Fantastic work
GOOD GAME BRO - GOOD GAME!!!
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Winner