+ 8 Spoiled the Mrs for V day. - Got her a crotch rocket
So I had gotten the wifey a gift certificate to Harley for xmas so she could take her riders course. She knocked that out last month and got her endorsement on her license a couple weeks ago. We go shop used starter bikes and after a few, she found one she loved. To make sure, I tried to convince her to get the cafe racer instead of the gixxer. She was adamant about getting the gixxer so I decided I'll buy it. Played like we didn't have the funds and told the kid you have my highest offer. Knowing he'd finally come down he texted me two days later and said he can come down to my asking price. Had him drive it over to my house on V day while the wife was at work. When she came home, she opened the garage to a new bike....well new for her. She freaked out. She cried, I smiled, I got head on the staircase right after. Win win.
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I like the term risk taker. Lol....I put some Michelin Pilot GP2 tires to replace the metzlers that came on it. Got caught in the rain after putting 200-300 miles on them. To test rain performance I wheelied passing the wife when she was on her way home from picking up the kid. Lol. Outstanding one wheel performance in a down pour. Lol
Lmao! It’s the only way to know how well they work. Tried and true. I had those puppies on fz6r. Some people think rain means no riding lmao it’s just means get rain gear.
Yea. You gotta love it. The close calls never stop. Just gotta be ready for what you can avoid. I hear a lot of folks that say, "I had to lay it down", I see the video and they just dont have the reaction time for things. That's a big one. If you're good at a physical sport, you'll probably be good at riding bc of this. The wife is not like this so we are taking baby steps. She's been riding around our gated community. Full gear. No traffic in here really. Won't let her ride outside til she can react instead of think and do.
Facts! The way you react has to practically be instinctual. Without thought. If you have to think about it for too long you either don’t react and wreck or panic smash the breaks. Some people even bail out of fear.
It’s great that you are taking those steps with her. If you haven’t already I’d recommend getting some cones and teaching hear how to emergency at different speeds. It definitely builds the confidence. Most situations require you to swerve around but if you’re in a state that allows lane splitting it’ll prove very useful
This bike shifts ever 10mph increase or so, so lots of shifting. Great trainer for sure.
Yea she's got some free time from Harley to use their parking lot trainer. She already got her license. Just a good place to practice really helps. They have cones and shit there. The last couple days we've been working on correcting Harley type training. She was rear brake dominate. Think they say 50/50 now. Told her it's actually 70/30 but I literally only use my rear brake for emergency (with front) or very low speeds when I'm feathering throttle and clutch. If you're turning the handle bars to turn, probably too slow for front unless you're feet are out. So she's on front brake. Been working on shifting quicker and cleaner. She's getting it.
Yea it’s 70/30 and same only for emergency breaking usually while lane splitting in dead stop traffic and fuckers switch lanes with no signaling. And some times when I’m coming in to hot before a corner. Something about a little fish tail before dragging knee feels fuckin amazing lmao that’s awesome tho and great way for you guys to bond! What a cute fuckin couple I’m jealous lmao
Looool. For sure. I'll nail it coming in hot for a skid stop. Looks like some ninja shit. Crank the bars to one side, nail the rear brake and lean in a bit. Stick out that foot at the end. You just drifted to a stop.
Or lean on the front and crank the throttle while off the bike to spin her around. Everyone freaks out when I do that. Lol
It’s the best way to leave any type of party lmao. Flip that bitch and hard pull = leaving in style
Buddy this isn't designed to start an argument or anything, I am just interested to hear your response. I also use to be a massive motorbike fan and rider back in my early 20's having owned R1's and GSXR 1000's so I totally get the adrenaline and speed rush that is unmatched by any car.
But how would you honestly feel if someone pulled out in front of you at a sideroad and you hit it at 60mph and at best broke a shoulder or something that meant you could never lift properly again and could at best train at 50%, or even get near a gym for at least 2 years due to recovering it? (I have spoken to at least 20 guys on here over the years this type of injury has happened to so it does happen)
Not the most dangerous thing I've ever done and an injury has never kept me down very long. I was in the gym in 6 weeks after a partial bicep tendon tear. God I love BPC.
Truth is, I'm 46. Best friend died in my arms at 16. I've seen war. I lift. I like to go fast be it on skis, something with a motor or gravity, I like adrenaline...to the point where my hobbies bleed over into my immediate family. I'm not gonna let something like the fear of death or injury keep me from living. If it happens it happens. I do MMA. As does the kiddo. He'll be riding soon as well. I take him to the rifle range with me. Brush up on those sharp shooter skills. Learn to do dangerous shit and you'll survive just about anything.
I do get where you are coming from mate. I guess what I am trying to say is do you realise how much it will affect you mentally if you can no longer train because the injury is bad enough, which will probably limit your MMA also. I know we can all say that life goes on and we shouldn't stop doing the things we enjoy because of fear of what 'may' happen, but if training in the gym and lifting weights is something you really enjoy doing then you don't realise how much of the rest of the quality of life is built on top of that until its gone. I guess you can look at it like this, as this is the way I use to feel - but going out on that bike for a blast feels so fuckin good and fun to do because you already feel brilliant from lifting weights and MMA - if something were to happen that would take away those 2 underlying things then the bike won't feel half as good. Same as everything else in life, take the underpinning away that is the training and gear element and nothing feels anywhere near as good and satisfying. The reason I called it a day was because the best rider in our pack got taken out by a woman at 50mph as she pulled out on him, he simply couldn't get round her and had to have both hips replaced and will do every 10 years for the rest of his life. He can no longer train properly either. I guess I kind of look at riding bikes the same as going Bungee jumping where there is a 1% chance the rope will snap each time - eventually those odds will catch up with you.
Did I ever tell you the time that I caught a water moccasin in the woods behind my neighborhood when I was 13 or so brought it home and played with it for 3-4 days ....had that shit around my neck, handing it to friends. Until it finally bit my brother and he was life-flighted to the hospital when he was like six or seven. Lol. Life on the edge as a white boy. lol. I do dangerous shit and equally dangerous to hang out with...... beware. Lmfao
Hey Joking aside, if you do Fetish Latex videos with your wife and put them on Pornhub or xxnx then I have probably seen some of them LMAO Only the free ones though as I'm cheap
The snake story was real by the way. Cotton mouth. We didn't have the web back then. Only encyclopedia Britannica. We all thought it was a rat snake and It was one of the most venomous snakes in the country. Lol
LMAO I didn't even know what a water moccasin was, don't think we get them here lol Snakes scare the absolute shit out of me and always have done, if someone has snakes in their house in tanks then I'm not going in. Big hairy spiders also. Funnily though, medium sized or big house spiders I'm fine with - I have tonnes of them in my place with it being an old historic building with cracks in walls etc. You will see them running across the floor sometimes and the way I see it is they are doing me a favour killing flies, so as long as they don't bother me I don't bother them LMAO
Lmfao. Word. I'd whore out our platforms/links but this is definitely not the place for that. Lol. The kicker is the wife is conservative AF about that kinda thing. Very much a lady in the street. Totally out of character for her to agree to this but she suggested it. We have a couple that we hang out with that started doing it, the fetish sites in particular. Had good success. They were talking about what it was like and what they had to do. She was into it. So we started doing it to spicy things up and see if we were capable. Boom. Pornstar. Loooool. It's been fun. Like things you'd normally suggest to your woman bc you wanna do it is now a "good idea" when you say shit like, "hey lets fuck on the bikes" or "how about I fuck your face, our fans will love that,"
Hahahaha
And there's an added bonus. She'll get all made up with make up and eye lashes just to fuck.
Gonna make a video....Skull University....Skull 101. I can see you and a bunch of pretty, innocent Freshmen ladies in the classroom. You're the Professor. Wonder what would happen in there. Won't be any bikes around just innocent women. What you gonna do? Put up or shut up! Lol
Bwahahahahah
We both know what it is man. Well guess it's time for me to hit the gym . Let's see what it's looking like. Leg day
Is there still good money to be made in putting up porn videos on Pornhub and things like that? I had a scout around a while back and it seemed ones like pornhub had really tightened their requirements and parameters on how much they would pay per so many views. I think you had to do so many uploads each month also to be hitting certain levels. How much do you generally earn per 100,000 views on each of the sites?
I believe they (pornhub) got hit with a lawsuit a while ago and then age verification started happening at the state level legislation. So you've got some restrictions. I don't use PornHub. I use OF but the other sites like manyvids and clips4sale is where we make it. I get scripts from ppl to play out. Request for certain custom videos. All kinda shit. There are a lot of fucking weirdos out there let me tell you. And they will request the weirdest fucking shit and pay.... basically gives them the power of being the director or having content made directly for them. A big one is saying the person's name they have specific things they want you to say during. Pretty fucking weird but whatever fuck you pay me. Lol.
I can go into more detail but I can start a whole other thread that will blow up if I do that. Lol
As for the money. $7k month part time at home ain't bad. Trick is to stay consistent and always put stuff out and you just start getting bombarded with requests. And I'm old. I still look good but my time in this is very limited. Just having fun with it.
Yeah in certain states that was a big deal.
There ya go. Finally spilling the beans. What's the most you've made?
That sounds brilliant mate - getting paid to basically have sex with your wife in role play and have her dressing up!!
So for a basic 20 minute video with your Mrs in a latex catsuit, boots, normal sex and anal and saying 5 sentences during sex - how much can you charge for that?
Videos length for 20 min is on the long side for scripts and even straight sex. And alot of scripted shit has very little sex in it. Alot of mom/son and daughter/step dad shit. $50-150 for 20min. Most videos are 5-10 min. Especially if they just want sex and no script. They have certain position they want you to fuck in. Certain camera angles like POV or right next to my D. Lol. If I just make my own and post it, $20-25. If it's a custom video $50-150 depending on length and what they have us doing. Most I've ever charged was $250 but they wanted me to stick it in every hole and have the wife pee on me. Lololololol. Gimme.
Alot of the very specific do this do that videos aren't very long. 5 min. Time goes up with every position or everything that we have to do that they request. I usually have 10 to 30 minutes of footage that I edit down to 4 to 5 minutes so it's all action and no bullshit in between.
Even motherfucking Chuck Norris would be impressed lol. That snake was scared as fuck of me. Hahahah
I get what you're saying but I don't live my life like that buddy. And neither does my wife after having ovarian cancer. She opened up a lot after surgery started getting a bunch of ink. Got her motorcycle license. Really started stepping out of her comfort zone so I'm all for it. Most people grit their teeth and so many talk shit to their woman. I beat that ass. When somebody sees their buddy getting jumped by 10 guys they usually say oh well but at least it isn't me but I'm in there with him. My shipmates or marines getting shot at by terrorists....there too. That gang life in my teenage years....surivived it. A lot of people like to watch the fast cars go by and the grandstands and I like to drive them. Some folks like to go to a bike week and just look at all the nice motorcycles but I like to ride my shit. That speech is better served as somebody half my age that doesn't have a lot of experience. Saying any of this to somebody whos ridden for 36 years and has never crashed probably not your poster child for why you shouldn't ride lol.... quite the opposite. I do appreciate the concern. But I never expected to live to see the age I'm at now and I'm not going to sit at home trapped in a box worrying about what could happen to me if I go and take a risk. Fact is the only thing that makes me feel alive is if it's dangerous to do. So I just kept doing that and it has served me well.
Hey we gotta live and let live. That's how it goes. You know you're on the edge but wishing you the best as usual
You just made yourself obsolete.
Meh. She's been a backpack for 22 years. I fuck her right. She ain't going anywhere. Looooool
Plus I can ride like a nut when it's just me on the bike. A backpack you gotta be extra careful.
Lol
They're both Gsxr's?
Nah. While I do love Suzuki...had a 07 Gixxer 750 that I fuckin loved....this is a 22 BMW S1000RR.
The S1000 on the front and exclusive colorway made it hard to tell !
Joking but lmao
Gutted …… I was expecting this post to be sooooo much different lol
LMFAO!
(Pmsl in stokesie slang) hahaha
Lol that last sentence.... that's why I nicknamed you SKULL KING. You couldn't leave the head comment out huh? My man. Like I told you earlier those bikes are nice man and I want to eventually get one. I had a buddy of mine die riding drunk on a bike so that always stayed in my head. If he was living best believe he would be on this site with us. He was an Olympic Weightlifter training for the Olympics as an alternate. He was picked as an alternate. But anyways point is we gotta respect those bikes.
Still have that newspaper clipping. That's life.
@AlwaysGottaStiffy
He's strong point was always clean and jerk, snatch, and mine was always the benchpress
I've been fortunate. But I'm also controlled with my crazy riding. Trick is to know your surrounds. I dont stay in car clusters. I speed until I'm in front of traffic with plenty of escape routes. I can anticipate what ppl are gonna do by body language. I mean I dodge wrecks daily from old ppl pulling out in front of me on a busy road, head on collisions with ppl coming in my lane, someone coming over 4 lanes to enter the highway with me in it's path, debris in the road, you name it. 36 years, no crashes.
Good for you. But you're not a kid either so maturity does help. When I get my bike best believe you'll be the first I hit up.
But to your point hell alot of motorcycle accidents happen by other vehicles pulling out in front of bikes. Most of times that's deadly. See that's something that anyone on a bike can't control. I remember Diego Corrales, a famous hall of fame boxer losing his life that same exact way, someone pulling out in front of him. Sad
As a matter of fact I was going to bike night 2 weeks ago and was going down a country road where I like to hit a buck 80 or so. It was a lot of traffic and it was dark already... So I'm going maybe 60 in a 45. I'm coming up on a part where a neighborhood is on the right next to a bunch of parcels. I see a car turning in in front of me I don't know 600 yards or so. And I noticed out of the corner of my eye a deer in the grass I'd say about 40 yd away. I see a peek at head up and start running towards the road headed right for me. I start to slow down quickly and I start pulling the clutch in to rev the motor. Horns do not stop these fuckers. We are both an intersection course right in the middle of the road and I'm getting ready to dodge this motherfucker best I can.... I'm doing about 30 miles an hour now. Still revving the motor and ready to lean. It gets within 2 ft of me and had been slowing down from about the 10 ft mark. And can hear the motor wailing the red line. Literally stops 2 ft from me for half a second and bolts the other direction. Didn't even freak me out. I had lil scrappy jamming in my helmet. Bone crusher came on next never scared. Carried on the bike night like nothing happened.
Lol you sure are one silly ass dude!!....you said "horns don't stop these fuckers".
Nah glad that you came out good. Guess Bone Crusher's Never scared song helped.
Again something that you couldn't control on a bike. That's my only issue and not so much my driving
A lot of times if you come up on wildlife and it's too close the horn spooks them and they end up running into you anyway just at a frightening rate.
Revving the motor hasn't failed me yet. So I do that instead in those situations.
Yea. Had it stayed on its trajectory, it would have smashed into me. My friends brother hit a deer with no gear on, survived but was in the ICU for a minute. Skin hanging off his skull. Risk we take. Just gotta be smart with your shenanigans. And be ready to Dodge critters and hazards.
Those deers will do your vehicle dirty. My cousin hit a deer. It came running from the woods into the road. Messed his whole front end of car up. Even his safety bag inside steering wheel horn popped out and damn near broke his neck. It was bad
Man you experienced too much grief as a young dude…
I agree though- most of the time not even the bikers fault. Highways in Texas I almost got splattered PLENTY of times. Dumbass drivers just don’t even care.
I always made my exhaust obnoxiously loud and wore full gear after getting road rash and having it scrubbed out once it will never happen again.
Knock on wood.
Loud equals safe. I've lived in 5 different states. Texas is raw. Most of my riding years done in Houston. Fast paced. Generally safe if you're good but not nearly as many stupid fucks (CO) and geriatrics (FL). Chi town wasn't bad. LA was about like Houston. But yea. Florida has a ton of old people that shouldn't be driving.
CO ( stupid fucks)..as in Colorado. That's where my buddy died.
Such a heartless cold bastard lol
Nah man I've been to all the above states except Florida. I probably met u in Chi- Town lol. Loved the summer time weather for Chi- Town and Cali....not so much H- Town, soon as u step outside you're sweating gallons. The humidity is off the meter readings
Yep Dallas rivals Houston DFW native here. I love going out to Hill country and west Texas. Endless winding empty 75-85mph desert country highway. Beautiful too.
We'd hit 1-10 headed to sealy to road that had 7 mile straights and winding S turns. You could drag a knee at 120mph+ with ease. Pin the speedo on the straights. Good times. Allen parkway or 610 loop at 3am with the hooligans. We were crazy back in Houston. Lol