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+ 8 Spoiled the Mrs for V day. - Got her a crotch rocket

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So I had gotten the wifey a gift certificate to Harley for xmas so she could take her riders course. She knocked that out last month and got her endorsement on her license a couple weeks ago. We go shop used starter bikes and after a few, she found one she loved. To make sure, I tried to convince her to get the cafe racer instead of the gixxer. She was adamant about getting the gixxer so I decided I'll buy it. Played like we didn't have the funds and told the kid you have my highest offer. Knowing he'd finally come down he texted me two days later and said he can come down to my asking price. Had him drive it over to my house on V day while the wife was at work. When she came home, she opened the garage to a new bike....well new for her. She freaked out. She cried, I smiled, I got head on the staircase right after. Win win.

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8=======D

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Got the header put on. She sounds so fuckin nasty now. Stage 2 tune next.

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giardap's picture

Time to buy yourself a single seat cowl for the Beamer! I see what you did there!!!

Lovely little bike for her to get skilled up on, just need to get the miles in and some training, if you can get her some.

Don't make the mistake of buying an intercom tho! Just sayin!

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Have one. lol.

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Black90tsi's picture

Can i be your valentine next year? I'll get you flowers, chocolates, a professional massage and an escort to take care of everything the masseuse didn't.

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All that for a gixxer 250? Bring it. Lol

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Black90tsi's picture

If you want me to do something you're going to have to step up your game some. I'm cool spending a few 100 to get a 250 crotch rocket though!

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Better check my OF and fetish sites. My game is on lock. And you might reconsider when you see what I'm working with. bwahahahahahahaha jk

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Spool's picture

That’s a hell of a valentines gift. Surely you guys will have a fucking blast. I’m more of a 250/450 dirtbike and Race Car kind of guy. I used to love going out in my street car and running with packs of bikes. I still have a ton of footage of races and wheelies, all kinds of shenanigans. 450rwhp in a 1800lb chassis can run down the 800cc crotch rockets. 1000cc+ r1s, gsxr, and busas would pull me while lifting front wheel unless I upped the boost. So much fun. Definitely saw an out of towner explode after hitting a bridge enbuttment at 160 on a street bike. I’ll never forget the scenes of that and the pictures from my cousin who was a responding emt. That was fucking crazy. I know countless others gone from bikes. It’s a lifestyle and a calculated risk. God I want one so bad but I know what the outcome would be for me. I like being reckless. Nonetheless, you only live once. Definitely getting another Yz in the future and my car back on the road. Congrats to you and the misses though.

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Nice. Love me some KTM or Suzuki RM action. Learned in the dirt. That RM400 2 stroke I learned on was taller than me. Lol. I was 10.

Know all about the car thing too. American muscle, boosted japs, and now German power these days. First car was an Olds 442. I was boosting Honda's in the mid 90s. Supras and Zs after that.

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Spool's picture

Yeah man. Cherish all those memories, great experiences. I’d take any Rm, any day of the week. I remember those days when everyone was figuring everything out of their own. No internet yet, of it was forums just like this. Then you go out on the weekend to meet the crew, talk shit, and find some action.

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My man. Yea. That's exactly how it would go down. Use to hit MSR for track days when I had the 350Z back in the day. Twin turbo, fully built on spray. Drive out with Z club ...Do 5-6, 20 min sessions and drive home. Streets got boring so I went hard at the track in my early 20s. Road racing cars and bikes.

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DeeMan's picture

Turned out pretty well for ya SK. I figured this post would get a good reception. Glad you're back from Skull Valley! We gotta give these guys more of your stories

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Looooool

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Sithx66's picture

Very nice! The wifey has never been a fan of me having a bike let alone consider getting one for herself. Like you I love adrenaline. Have had r6, cbr600rr, naked fz6r, even had a vstar650 that I turned into a bobber but it wasn’t me. Luckily I’ve only wrecked once on the windys. Low sided at about 60mph slide a good amount of feet and had to pull the bike from the guardrail. All I remember is looking up putting my hands in front of me and moving my feet. Then I immediately ran to my bike to make sure she was ok lmao. Minor damage bent some shit back into place and rode home. That day I felt fine but the following week I couldn’t walk. I was bruised from shoulder down on my left side and the center line of my body hurt so fuckin bad. The wifey was like I want you to sell that thing. So I did only too buy a new one lmao! Not gonna lie I like to ride at 100mph+. on the streets I’m chill but once I’m on the freeway it’s all go. I’ll lane split and weave through traffic like it’s a damn video game. Sometimes I even pick a random spot see what gps says and see by how much I can beat the time. Yes it’s reckless and even selfish since I have a family but it’s also like a drug. It makes me feel so fuckin alive. Anyways haven’t had a bike for about a year and a half. Currently looking to get fz07 or 09. If ima finance I’ll go for the r9.

You ever think to make content and include that might fine s1000rr?

Ride safe! Not literally tho.. you know what I mean lol

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Sithx66's picture

Nice! the Zs nowadays look so fuck sharp. I’ve never owned a liter bike. Maybe it’s time lol

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AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

Nice. Even having the RR I still miss the Gixxer 750. Good news is they haven't changed much at all. Headlight a little bit. Motor is the same. I'll build a track bike next and it'll be the gixxer 750. Low miles something in the 2011-2015 range. Safety wire, shark skins on her, GPS timer and some slicks. Done.

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Sithx66's picture

You damn gixxer bros lmao always causing chaos!

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press1's picture

Have you sold it?

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Have you ever thought about buying another one?

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@anvil @smurfdude1234567 @AlwaysGottaStiffy @press1
I’ve always loved the early 2000s sv650. Blew my subbie engine and needed to pick something up quick. The perfect excuse to get a bike lmao

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Already did she’s sitting in front of my house looking sexy as fuck

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AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

Niiiiiiice. My next purchase will be a panigale V4 R. Maybe end of year or early next.

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Sithx66's picture

That’s a ridiculous looking bike. I’m stuck on the R9 for now. We will see when the time is right.

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Sithx66's picture

Thanks! GSX-S1000 is a beast of a bike. They look so damn good in black and red. I almost pulled the trigger on the gsxr750 but they wanted a bit too much. I’d rather wait til I can find a R9.

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Right?! Compared to other price gouging BS some are actually still super tempting and reasonable. Especially on the used market.

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The best finds are floor models that are a couple years old. They sell for so damn cheap! You can also find 2016-2019 models for under 8k and usually u see 15k miles

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Lmao! What did you have in mind? I love the sv650 and sv1000! I have a soft spot for those. Probably bc of gta vice city lmao you can always find the sv650 for under 4racks. They look so fuckin nice

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smurfdude1234567's picture

All this talk made me clear out a space in the garage…

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Wifey saw that I was looking at bikes and said you know you have 3 kids right? I count out 3 with my fingers and said yea you’re right lmao already found a fz07, mt07, and a couple r7s. I miss commuting on a bike.

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AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

I've got a 13 year old. That argument is moot for me. You ain't gonna guilt trip me into not living my life the way I want. While the wife does have a point, it's gonna cost you a tiny piece of your soul to deny yourself something you love to do.

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Same. It doesn’t work on me it just annoys the fuck out of me lmao. I’ve never been one to hope for or dream of. If I want it it’s mine and nothing or no one is going to stop me or convince me otherwise. I’ve struggled to much and worked to hard to pay that price. I try to find a medium tho and that’s why I’ll be a bike get bitched at for a month or so then a couple years I’ll sell it give her half wait a year or 2 then rinse and repeat lol I’m going on about a year and a half with out a bike and I’m getting the itch

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Unless you're asian. And all the more reason to get them their own. Bout to get my kid a grom. ;-)

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smurfdude1234567's picture

If you want to contribute to him being a hooligan build him a super moto lol!

Can do just about anything he could imagine from trail rides to highway speed pretty easily with a WR450 or even a KTM 350/500 exc f.

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This was the move over here in the last couple years the cops got dual sports and really started cracking down. Those fucks are ruining one of my favorite things about the ghetto lmao. Actually Facebook ruined it. When they expanded gentrification started. Although I don’t live in the ghetto anymore I miss it lol

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Lmao hey man they got legs. It build character!

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Yea I ride like a nut. Wheelies. Lane splitting. High speed. Drag a knee. Place and time for it all so in regular traffic I'm good, especially on major road where they like writing tickets. We go out to the sticks to do anything super crazy.

I actually do make content. Social media. OF. Fetish sites. Lol. I use the bike/fitness content to push ppl to our sex shit. Lol. Works.

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Sithx66's picture

It’s crazy how many people buy these machines and quickly realize it’s not for them. Very few people will even continue to ride after a close call or minor crash. Then on the complete other side you have the risk takers and adrenaline junkies. I know a couple people who fall into this category. The best thing about them is they don’t think you’re bat shit crazy bc they understand.

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