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+ 7 So look at the wonderful site I came home to today, SMH!

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Had to skip the gym this morning because I had a 14 hour work day ahead of me. Completely mentally exhausted, I come home to find this poor dead Deer stuck in my fence. To the right of this picture is my neighbors in ground pool, they’ve got two little girls, 3 & 7 years old. This is the one time I have to say I’m thankful for some Tren side effects. Barbarian instinct kicked in immediately, and with about 15 minutes this situation was handled. No puking, no cringing, just pure parental protectiveness in full effect. Too bad we can’t post videos, because my completely fearless wife recorded the whole thing from a distance. Let’s just say I didn’t miss my workout today after all. Kinda hoping I can wipe away the memory of this, but I know I did what I had to do. At 52 years old, this is a whole different Type of Bambi mind fuck going on now, but I had to protect those two little girls from this traumatic experience. RIP, you poor F’king Deer.

UPDATE

Checked it after the gym this morning and there isn’t a piece of flesh or skin on it. Nothing but a skeleton now. Zoom in on the second pic

Mac12769's picture

Almost. 20g and .357 Peacemaker. The rest was right.

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Drexyl's picture

Don’t ask… lol. We’ll just say I have an eye. Man this is just a feel good thread right? Everyone in a good mood, this is awesome!

JakeKO's picture

Absolutely! That’s the best part about this site. We all have a lot in common. We’re all fuckin crazy in one way or another, but a controlled type of crazy.

Drexyl's picture

Is the grip Houge? Looks exactly like the aftermarket I have in my revolver. @Greg I’m snitching on myself here, don’t want to break any rules, just realized pics like these may be frowned upon… sorry Wade. Wade Garett.

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JakeKO's picture

It sure what brand it is. Bought that shit at Meltzer’s thirty years ago. Damn, I’m getting old, LOL

Drexyl's picture

Yes sir! I knew I love you for a reason lol

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SimonM84's picture

I wanted to pick up the mossberg shockwave but the salesman talked me out of it because it doesn’t have a stock. I’ll look into this

JakeKO's picture

Likewise!!!! We don’t play!

DeeMan's picture

That's evidence. You just got yourself Life! Lmao.

JakeKO's picture

LOL, this one’s legal

DeeMan's picture

Yeah but what you did with it wasn't legal haha (joke)

Drexyl's picture

Remember, as a general rule of thumb, if the body of water has a bridge over it, it’s understandable to toss evidence in the water. No bridge? Keep driving.

JakeKO's picture

You definitely gotta take it apart first though, and throw the pieces in different directions

Drexyl's picture

If you know, you know.

DeeMan's picture

True but problem is he never tossed it!

Drexyl's picture

East coast guys are a different breed, seriously. Jake probably has a heart of gold, probably cries when something makes him either very happy or very sad, but make no mistake, I’d bet a yard there’s some ice in those veins.

DeeMan's picture

Not too familiar but I can imagine that about East coast.
Now about West coast ( LA) forget about it!
Midwest( Chicago) Forget about it!
Down South( New Orleans) Forget about it!

Drexyl's picture

Bro, from Baltimore up to Bronx NY, is just tough. In between there’s Philadelphia, Murdertown Wilmington, Camden NJ, Kensington Philly is even its own thing. There’s next level shit on the east coast. Dangerous people.

DeeMan's picture

I heard. Hell shoot-outs in front of the Capitol.(DC) or close to it.

Drexyl's picture

You gotta watch Bad Lieutenant, the original one. It’s directed by the same guy that did King of New York with Larry Fishbourne and Christopher Walken… great stuff

JakeKO's picture

Wow, that’s a pretty accurate description of either one of us, isn’t it. Now I really believe we might know each other

DeeMan's picture

I've been saying that

Drexyl's picture

Pretty sure we do my guy, I told you on the fight night pic you look way too familiar. We’ll leave it at that lol

JakeKO's picture

Forgetaboutit!!!! Lol

DeeMan's picture

Yeah far from a bb gun. Vinny would know too.

JakeKO's picture

That’s awesome!!! I think I’m going to make that my avatar, LOL! Thanks, Bro!

SimonM84's picture

You’re gangster as fuck lol.

DeeMan's picture

@JakeKO Simon...remember that movie Scarface? Remember hitman at end of movie that shot Scarface from behind? That's him, that's him!

Drexyl's picture

https://youtu.be/JQRV5_auS_Q

It’s a little out of pocket, but I HIGHLY suggest watching this movie. Very gritty and almost, just almost, makes Tony Montana seem like an everyday guy.

JakeKO's picture

LOL! I love it!

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DeeMan's picture

The Skull...aka Vinny Luciano

Pumped_'s picture

I was trying to catch squirrels in my cage trap and caught a huge possum. After giving him a dirt nap and throwing him in the woods he was literally gone 8hrs laters. Same when i had family of flying squirrels in my attic. I wouldn't even have to throw them Far just to edge of property and they were long gone by morning.

Greg's picture

...when i had family of flying squirrels in my attic. I wouldn't even have to throw them Far just to edge of property and they were long gone by morning.

Everyone knows that from growing up on Saturday morning cartoons. When Bullwinkle tossed Rocky he wouldn't have to launch him far. Rocky would fly off and be long gone within moments. Usually flying off to beat up on Boris and Natasha somewhere.

Pumped_'s picture

Haha. When he showed me the game camera of it peaking out my attic im like "flying squirrels?!"

press1's picture

My Auntie had some of those in her loft a while back - they would run up and down the stairs and up the chimney when she was in the house LMAO

MurderHornet2020's picture

Wow that’s something else bro

Makwa's picture

Must have been hot out. Doesn't look like that meat is salvageable. The wolves around here would have taken care of it for me.

JakeKO's picture

Same thing here, but we have Coyotes. Checked it this morning and there is nothing but bones there now

Makwa's picture

they are pretty effecient at what they do

JakeKO's picture

Thank God they are. Can’t stand the rotting smell.if nothing gets to it quickly.

DeeMan's picture

Something tells me that this really made your day! You were more than ready to release violent rage! This situation was the absolute perfect time for you to commit a murder and totally get away with it....see that's where that damn tren had your state of mind at. Protecting those lil girls only added to the rage! Haha. And you know I'm right Jake!

JakeKO's picture

I thought the same thing. I’m pretty sure I could chop up a body now without flinching, although, I’d definitely prefer not to, LOL

juiceball8082's picture

Was it already dead before you got to it?

JakeKO's picture

Yes, thank God! I wouldn’t have been able to do it. I would have had to cut my fence and set it free

giardap's picture

Nice!!!
Would day been nice to catch it early, keep the meat

JakeKO's picture

Absolutely! My father in law is a big hunter. I would have definitely called him, but it was already starting to stink

press1's picture

SHIT Well that just shows what I know about Deer dismemberment then - I would have taken a circular saw to that and cut it in two LOL

Looks like Somebody/Thing has had a bit of a go on that thing too .... Lmao