+ 7 So look at the wonderful site I came home to today, SMH!
Had to skip the gym this morning because I had a 14 hour work day ahead of me. Completely mentally exhausted, I come home to find this poor dead Deer stuck in my fence. To the right of this picture is my neighbors in ground pool, they’ve got two little girls, 3 & 7 years old. This is the one time I have to say I’m thankful for some Tren side effects. Barbarian instinct kicked in immediately, and with about 15 minutes this situation was handled. No puking, no cringing, just pure parental protectiveness in full effect. Too bad we can’t post videos, because my completely fearless wife recorded the whole thing from a distance. Let’s just say I didn’t miss my workout today after all. Kinda hoping I can wipe away the memory of this, but I know I did what I had to do. At 52 years old, this is a whole different Type of Bambi mind fuck going on now, but I had to protect those two little girls from this traumatic experience. RIP, you poor F’king Deer.
UPDATE
Checked it after the gym this morning and there isn’t a piece of flesh or skin on it. Nothing but a skeleton now. Zoom in on the second pic
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Trust me, I thought about using some kind of power saw, but didn’t know how much blood would splatter all over me, and my saw, LOL
Poor thing. Looks like Rusty got to him first.
What? too soon?
Damn a deer fucker..... Lmaooo!!
He’s going to be a dwarf Sasquatch around here now
What make this great is the newer genre of “stuck” porn. Women stuck in washing machines, under beds, couches etc, until the stepson comes along. I guess Rusty hikes throughout the woods hoping to find a fawn in distress?
LMAO
Every time the wife goes to get clothes out of the dryer I keep waiting for her to get stuck but it never seems to happen. I seem to have the worst luck.
LOL
Lmfao….he’ll attack humans next
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Lmao
So weird your saying this, but for the last few days on the news around here it’s been all about this Craig’s list hooker killer, and whenever it’s on the news, I keep saying “I bet that’s Rustyhooker!” My wife keeps getting annoyed and asking, “Who the fuck is Rustyhooker?” Lmao! My answer is always the same “nah, this guy is too tall!” I’m waiting for her to throw something at me soon. I should probably stop saying it, the guy is definitely too tall, LOL. Although, I can definitely picture him looking like that
I keep thinking about that horror movie called Joy Ride. The main character was a rugged psychopath trucker named Rusty Nails who tortured folks driving on the highway lol! That was a good movie. @JakeKO I just wonder if Rusty Nails and ole Rusty Hooker are one in the same lol.
Great movie right there..!!!
You better believe it!
Or maybe he’s modeling himself after Rusty Nails, LOL
Lol maybe. I think I'll check out ole Rusty Nails tonight on tv.
LOL
Lol, yeah, that was definitely the creepiest part of it. I can’t help but wonder how long it was there. Couldn’t be more than 24 hours, but I left so early this morning that I didn’t get a chance to see it. I usually have coffee on my patio with my wife after the gym every morning, except today. Poor thing, Any other day and I probably could have saved it
Lifted-presence92Dude that sucks
Yeah, it definitely does. I’ve probably fed this Deer so many times. Something must have spooked it to try to squeeze through the fence. Sad stuff
How did you get it out? Dead lift?
A pointed shovel above the hips. Fucking Viking insanity. I still can’t believe I had to do this shit.
Damn. Pops gettin after it..
Bro, I’m proud and kinda freaked out that I wasn’t hesitant.
You should tag whichever source you got the tren from.... results don't lie.. Bet that stunk too.
It was already starting to stink, but all the flies flying out of the things ass as I hacked at it was the worst part.
Do whatcha gotta do bro. I live WAY out in the country…..life is a little different. I get it.
Yup, this was definitely some Wildling type shit.