A somewhat buddy of mine actually came clean and told me that I'm not fooling him. Exact words: " You ain't fooling me with those elbows. I know you juice."
Only juicers have elbows like that."
I swear I can't make that shit up. And I've been self conscious about my elbows ever since.

“Tren will turn fat into muscle” I hear this one quite often

Size doesn’t matter... it’s how you use it.

Those poor poor saps...

A couple of girls were at the preacher curl machine last night and one of them said I don't want to do to many of those cause I will get to much muscle and look like a boy.

“Tren Enanthate is just Tren Ace with Test E added in”

Swear to Christ a guy at the golds gym by my in-laws said this to me.

That you can’t cut on Deca. These fucking people give juicers a bad name

Well, a few years ago I wanted my teenage nephew to start working out with his super cool uncle. My over-protective sister wouldn't have it. She said that he won't develop correctly and stay small. That year he joined high school football and his coach told my sister that he really needs to lift weights to play well and avoid injury. Well long story short, all this started with a small skinny teenager, and now he's 19, 6 feet, and weighs over 200lbs! And just became a firefighter recently. I wonder if he would of never started training, poor guy. Maybe 8 feet tall 600lb beast. But I helped shrink him down to a mere human.

“You can do all cycles you want because you are young and your balls are new and wont shut down”.

The dude that recommended my first cycle at age 23 when I weighted around 140lbs:

500mg test enantathe + 400 mg deca a week + 40mg dianabol a day. Run all for 10 weeks. No PCT “because your balls are young”. No diet needed becase “deca is magic”.

I got stronger but didnt grow shit. And that shit shut me down totally. I was young living with parents too scared to say what i did i never said anything nor seek any medical advice.

Lost more muscle i had when i started the cycle. No libido low mood for 6 months to a year.

I recovered fine in the end thanks but after nearly a year with HPTA shut down, my confidende in the gym gone i stop training and i end up way worse than before the cycle

When a newb shows up to the gym and says someone is big only because they juice!

"you got a lot of fat, you need to workout and convert that fat into muscle"

The pull out method works...

I had some 25 year old at the gym telling me that all he uses is cyp and prop and he does not like sustanon because it has deca in it and he doesn't like deca.
I was going to try to explain to him that decanoate is an ester not a compound, but then he took his shirt of and his body had so much acne, his pimples had pimples. He says: "Oh that? Yea I went to the doctor and they told me I couldn't take accutane because my liver values are in 200's.. so I'm going to finish this bottle of anadrol then I'll try again."

I was in the locker room at my gym a few months ago packing a big wad of chewing tobacco in my lip when a much younger guy looked at me and said "Is it true that stuff makes you stronger when you lift??" I decided not to fuck with him and tell him that it keeps me from going into nicotine withdrawal and he should not try unless he wanted to projectile vomit all over the floor.

Not really broscience, but still makes me chuckle.

Stole this from another thread, I got a pretty good laugh from this ignorance. I trued to get hom to post pics of the physique hes built using this method but so far no response.

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I know what you're saying bro . Infact I'm not saying your original post is wrong is any way. Diet is needed.. I'm just saying as long as you meet the calories and macros needed you will still grow perfectly fine

To put it simple

Say you eat a fast food meal from McDonald's 50g protein 75 carbs 15f

Then you make a meal from "lean meats and complex carbs" same macros. You will see exact same results .

I've tried the strict dieting it BURNS you out fast bro . Very fast. I simply meet macros daily and it's been phenomenal in terms of results

I actually thought maybe there was more useful knowledge in here instead of everyone just cutting up....BUT!!!!...all the bullshit about all the excessive protein intake or you won't grow, you won't make gains... all your hard earned muscle will shrink away while on cycle if you aren't sucking down 2+grams of protein per pound of bodyweight.

Biggest farce EVER...where is the study, the research, the evidence that says all that crazy intake of protein is what you need. Someone show me cuz I haven't found it.