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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

BigWA67's picture

Don't ya know shit aint fyre if you ain't limping bro hahahahaha!!!!!

helloBrooklyn's picture

Why does everyone call him uncle?

“Uncle Ron” in particular just sounds like that creepy uncle who shows up at two family parties a year, tops, always rocking the same 80’s pedo stache, whom everyone just assumes is a predator of some sort. The kind of guy you have to repeatedly ask about, like “how am I related to this guy again?”

TrenAllDay's picture

Nailed it haha! said to myself yesterday, sounds like some pedo shit

guitarplayer1's picture

Fixed!

Sustmonster11 2 days ago NEW
I will say this regardless I know the test E is top notch and for those who are worried about losing out don’t. uncle Ron is as solid as they come he will fix the issue. you might be like me limping for a couple weeks because he banged me in the caboose too hard or you can give him head or just toss my salad without trying every conceivable way to get me to sit on uncle Ron's lap and get rid of the pipp (post injection penal pain) but in the end Ron will take care of you.

BigWA67's picture

That's fuckin hilarious

TrenAllDay's picture

Hahahah that was good, I’ll give you that!

twistedsister's picture

dill851 24 minutes ago @--RP4U--
Man two months without my number 1 US domestic source!!!! Shit balls!!!

Gay

Ace Ventura's picture

Lol

Pale's picture

You guys all suck lately lol

TrenAllDay's picture

Bagman 1 day ago @--RP4U-- NEW
Enjoy your holiday break unc, we will all be here waiting patiently with our wish lists! I want my stocking stuffed with nordi pins and tren lol Smile

twistedsister's picture

haha i he wants his stocking stuffed with you

TrenAllDay's picture

Hah I just realized that

BigWA67's picture

Yeah his stocking isnt the only thing he wants stuffed fucking wow

TrenAllDay's picture

Hahaha

Sam I Am's picture

Lol

vhman's picture

omgitsthedude 8 hours ago @Geo NEW
I don't know what's going on or why people are saying that he scammed them for a few hundred bucks just a few weeks ago he sent me all my items which were over 2k worth without the coupon. He has his ups and downs but always made it right in the end. Maybe personal stuff came up like a few months ago or issues with his raws which have been getting worse for most people.

Sam I Am's picture

I saw that one. He got his gear so screw everybody else...

Tron's picture

I hope nothing I said was out of line. I love my guy yoked.

That's sort of an oxymoron.

Gymjunkie01's picture

Contact me pm

Tron's picture

Gotcha

Ace Ventura's picture

What the eff, dude. You just come back?

Tron's picture

Indeed, Sir.

Pale's picture

Goddamn, I turn my back for a couple days in here,lol

twistedsister's picture

This is on me i took what was said out of context i spoke with jacked up via pm

DfromPhilly's picture

You tryin to get in on the bidding war for pics of my dog?

twistedsister's picture

Hey ! Thats my bitch philly wtf

DfromPhilly's picture

Hey man, I didn’t realize there would be so much interest lol

twistedsister's picture

I flagged half this page myself included we arent going to clutter this thread up and im getting heated over here... fuck this stupid shit.

fusebox's picture

Damn. Flag city up in here. What did I miss.

TrenAllDay's picture

Jackedup is bigger and richer than you, and he eats ligers for breakfast

fusebox's picture

Everyone is bigger and richer than I am. I have two teenage daughters. Nuff said

Edit Maybe not twig status I guess.

TrenAllDay's picture

I dread the day mine become teenagers...

fusebox's picture

I've dreaded this since the day they were born. At least I can blame my hairloss on something other than aas

twistedsister's picture

mines still not in school just sweetest thing ever i got nothing to worry about here

TrenAllDay's picture

Don’t speak too soon! Haha

You got the manipulative type haha jk

twistedsister's picture

I know shes got me figured out she will even make it seem like my idea ... like shell ask me dont you think we should go to the park/chucky cheese etc.
The dont you think part gets me im like yea i do think so lets go xD.
Your right im in trouble

TrenAllDay's picture

Yea I’m right there with you. My daughter just turned 1 and she already knows I’m a pushover with her....damn it

Pale's picture

My advice. Be clear what you expect, what you will accept and always care.

twistedsister's picture

Always and if they cry give em whatever they want and if its moms fault yell at mom

Carlos Danger's picture

I just wrote that down bro. Good advice

Pale's picture

We are in the weird place where we are having to slowly release our grip. My wife seems to struggle with it more than myself but they are adults and we have to learn to live with it. I am proud that both our kids have grown up to be good people but that parental instinct to protect and guide is a tough one to modify.

Pale's picture

I have one that is over 18 now and it seems to be getting worse

TrenAllDay's picture

I guess we can only hope it gets better at some point haha

jackedup1's picture

Maybe bigger but IDK about richer? Although
I do have 4 cars a truck and a motorcycle. Lol

TrenAllDay's picture

I have 2 kids and a wife that grew up privileged with an uncontrollable spending habit...you’re definitely richer hahaha

twistedsister's picture

Hes a character ill give him that definitely bigger im just one of the little guys on here

twistedsister's picture

Bunch a shit make us both look stupid i lost my temper ... and jacked ups troll level is expert

fusebox's picture

and jacked ups troll level is expert

Lmao.

jackedup1's picture

It's funny now , but it was all out war last night!!! Lol

twistedsister's picture